before we start,
stefon diggs has a real fat tail.
i been peeping the side tail curves of the cheekage:

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look at when he turns to the side and walks away with some other vixen on his “shoot up all the clubs” tour:

insta-cheekage with the little jello jiggle when he walks.
we stan.

anyhoo,
some she-jackal said not only was she allegedly fuckin’ stefon,
but she diggs all in that cake of his.
get it?
cause his last name is…
okay,
so these are her alleged tweets…

i love how she fonted she wasn’t looking for clout…

…but wanted to show us proof she was licking his under carriage clean without the actual proof.

i would given her props if she posted the video to cause chaos,
because a side of me would like to see it but seriously,
all these messages tell me she was the hired help.

she cleans basements and apparently,
she does an exceptional job with her service.

stefon strikes me as the type who doesn’t give a damn,
and cardi def doesn’t give a damn,
so exposing texts is boring.

now if she posted alleged videos of the alleged going ons like in the tumblr days…

we would have eaten that shit up like she did when she tongue digging in his wolf hole.

lowkey: wolves are on high octane freak nowadays.
throwing their legs in the air to get their under carriages cleaned is becoming standard now.
vixens are trying to keep their menz from cheating nowadays by eating cake.
hoes are doing it because some of the vixens aren’t doing it.
news at 11.