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you can’t pay for your friend’s first class ticket being worth 100 million? copy.

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.

we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:

“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.

also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…

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kendrick sampson wants all his friends to be pregnant by him

i see him with a white vixen tbh.
many of these “black power” menz always end up with white vixens.

it is what it is.

as life goes on,
i’m learning some people like the idea of marriage and kids,
but not what it takes to create a healthy household.

i’ve even seen it in my own parentals.

“nathan” from “insecure“,
aka kendrick sampson,
has a entirely different approach.

he said “fuck that relationship/marriage shit…

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black males ain’t sh!t! hard to love! abusive and mean!

you ever notice in the 90s black movies,
the hot wolf always falls for a bonafide main character bitch?

sanaa lathan.
jada pinkett.
gabrielle union.
they always played some straight up bitches in those movies.

the main character was always on some,
“i like you but you gonna have your shit all the way together to deal with me”?

i’ve been stewing on a video i saw a few days ago.
it was a fed up vixen venting about how black males are hard to love.
this is the video here via “the neighborhood talk“:

i can sit up here,
fonting about how “ain’t shit” many black males are…

but ima keep it 110%…

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oh brother! oh brother!

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

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my cousin peeped what i’m like after being broken

sometimes,
we don’t realize what tough seasons do to us.

after we go through it and come out the other side,
other people can notice the impact all that weight carried.
so i sent my cousin a VN earlier to wish her a happy birthday.
she responded about how i sound and it floored me…

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he would have been BIG DADDY in slavery

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?

i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

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