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Posted in I CAME... DID YOU? IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

flashman wade gets his big cake eaten for the first time on camera

*the following is rated XXX
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’m often curious when a vixen tells me they ate some straight wolf’s tail.
the question of cleanliness always pops into my mind.
males stop wiping even the highligher keeps marking the paper.
one vixen told me she makes sure he takes a bath first.
a bath?!?!?!
so wait…

He just wiped the outside real good?
What about the inside?

that’s where all the drama lies.
one wrong tongue thrust and it’s shit faced city.
flashman wade won’t ever convince me he never had his tail munched on before.
with a tail like that,
that’s usually part of the foreplay.
sooooooooooo we’re in luck!
 a foxholer sent me his first time getting his tail eaten and well…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUNKEN PLACE SITUATIONS? SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

how much millis did they pay wayne for this photo op with trump because ummerrahhh…

oh wayne…
remember when cash money was everything?
remember?
every artist on the label was pumpin’ out hits.
remember when they were all on this with “young money“:

listen,
my fav wayne album will always be carter 3.
the memories that album brings back >>
sheesh.
well in 2020,
wtf is this…
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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals

some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…

and the update
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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

after all that sex and birkin bags, it was just a honeymoon phase

it’s not #relationshipgoals; its the #honeymoonphase.
the beginning of any dating/relationship situation is always the most amazing.
you see it with others or even yourself.
everyone thinks ya’ll gonna be perfect together.
you want to be around each other all the time,
you’re going everywhere together,
texting all day and night,
and you’re getting your tail busted every chance you get.
the sex.
ooooooh,
the gatdamn sex.
you see it on social media with most couples and suddenly…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

tamar braxton being tamar braxton (isn’t she tired of being tamar braxton yet?)

when i disabled my personal ig and facebook,
i needed a much-needed break from my world.
i haven’t looked at anyone i know pages during this hiatus.
people could be dead and i wouldn’t even know.
if folks want me,
they can get my number to see how i’m doing.
i’ve been steadily working on building me back up tho.
tamar braxton seems like she needs constant attention so she can’t do that.
she went on “the tam’ron hall show” to speak about her suicide attempt and…

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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (100)

foxhole…

WE HAVE REACHED 100 ENTRIES OF HOODRAT SHIT!

“i’d like to thank the hood and downright crazy for providing so much inspiration…”
*bows*
what better way to kick off 100 entries is the following video.
don’t mess with this shopping she-jackal because she has no mask on.
she is likely to go upside your head with a deadly karate chop
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