we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
when they do say something:

many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.

that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).
i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.
i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.
i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:

everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.

the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…

i love when the Foxohole has a past story that gets a update,
especially a good “we know whodunit“.
we lovvvvvvvvvvvve a good whodunit round dese hind parts.
if i’m lucky,
many of ya’ll got the inside scoop too.

we all thought julian taylor morris dun it.

remember ( x this story ) when his late manz,
deundray cottrell,
turned up dead in a shed and julian’s first instinct was to go missing.

sidebar: that is always the first sign of guilt for me.
yo ass should be at the station cooperating with law enforcement.

putting on the track shoes and skipping town?

julian comes back,
IG update a new manz,
and is all over rih’s social media like he got a new attitude.
well one thing hyenas don’t realize is:

the F-BI gon’ F-BI.

they think they got away with it,
but the F-BI is building a case.
they are watching everything so when they come knocking,
they got enough evidence to bring the whole house of cards down.
it seems julian’s alleged house of cards came down cause via “foxatlanta“…

ya know,
i stanned out for. alot of shows but i reallllllllly liked “p-valley“.
maybe,
even “love“.
something about that show made me feel good.
hell,
it was so serious that i wanted to work in a strip club.
“all the queens men” tried to create the same magic of “p valley” but…

sidebar: remember when fine ass thomas jones randomly popped up?

“Mane” is back in the valley…😈

Check out the new episode of @pvalleystarz starting Sunday midnight! #PValley pic.twitter.com/TaFGyD21zs

— Thomas Q. Jones (@thomasqjones) July 30, 2022

we wanted a sex scene with mercedes and him STAT.

but then the pynk went away with promises of coming back…

that promise took damn near 4 years.
life has been changed,
folks moved on,
but many of us still held onto hope for a return.
we got surprised with an update today that was bittersweet…

one thing about jackals who don’t like you:

they gonna find a way to talk about you.

i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.

sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?

political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?

our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!

this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…

every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.
as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.

nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.

labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…