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according to shaggy, the gays are only committing hate crimes against each other in jamaica
i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:
They be homophobic af
sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.
reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,
that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…
she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his
*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.
we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.
There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.
folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
“i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.
dayane cristina rodrigues machado,
who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…
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*update “hire me” and “service packages” for your files
while i was taking accountability this week,
i was also getting my shit together.
i’ve been in “future goals” all week.
i edited my media kit and made an excel of all the companies i’ve collab’d with.
i made a “hire me” and “services packages” page too…
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accountability | june 7th – 12th
since i have a wedding to go to tomorrow,
i’m gonna take the day off.
accountability starts now so leggoo…
the first step in a prison break is admitting you want to break out of prison
i can come off really guarded in person.
it’s nerves tbh.
it is all nervous energy in how i come off to other people.
when alcohol is in me,
my inhibitions can help me relax but i don’t want to become an alcoholic.
weed has only made me paranoid af.
honestly…
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*the part where i flipped my whole scalp over some nonsense today
You hit me,
tell me about your toxic relationship,
I give you advice,
you do the opposite.
You announce you are breaking up & moving out,
i support the decision,
you go back home in the course of 1 day.
You tell me you’re cheating,
I’m over it so i agree,
I say you’re back to your old ways,
you tell me i need to go get dick and stop trying to plan your life.
what?…
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