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if this is him, royce white should have transitioned into sex work cause…

you ever heard the saying,
jack of all trades; master at none“?

that would probably explain royce white.
i know:

“who?”

he went from “blink and you missed it” NBA baller wolf,
went on to the MMA and that was another “blinked and you missed it”,
went nuts chasing a random ass political career,
and has decided he is in his feminine era to get in the WNBA draft to prove a point:

insert my: “what in the world???” here

when in doubt,
grift…
am i right?

( x this pineapple has had more than a few lives )
it’s a shame because if only he pursued sex work like this alleged video,
he might have found something that stuck

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tyla bewbs are censored while sneaker shopping

tyla annoys me.
she has some good songs that i’ve heard like this one:

…but something about her reeks of try hard.
like,
they are so pressed to make her rihanna’s predecessor,
but they are missing they key things rih did in her rise to the top.
even though rihanna was being pushed as bey’s predecessor,
they realized very quickly that she needed her own identity.

sidebar: as awful as it was,
her domestic abuse situation was a blessing in disguise.
she was able to pivot that into a storyline.

that is what i mean.
every bad thing that happens to us can be a pivot.

anyhoo,
this is the try hard that i’m fonting about

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out of jail, bawdy on crazy, and ready to earn his G4P back

i’ve always fonted this particular “straight wolf-turned-gay4pay” has good penis.
i’ve also fonted that hated a majority of his scenes when he turned fox.
you could tell he was uncomfortable and it just wasn’t sexy.
there are some “straight wolves-turned-gay4pay” that can do it well.
either way…
i hated his on the foxy scenes but when he was tearin’ up cooch like so:

x like one of my favs from him

loved it.
loved it.
loved it.

even though its quick no mercy kind of beat,
it gets me TF off.
well as you can see ^above,
manz got out of jail and money is to be made because…

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the perez hilton breakdown seems kind of karmic

as soon as i woke up this morning,
some Foxholers were sending me things about perez hilton
on tiktok.
i saw the video but it was so blurry,
i didn’t know WHAT i was looking at.
another Foxholer hit me up and told me not to look at the video.
i appreciate that kind of love tbh.
they were trying to protect my spirit because tbh…

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i’m ready for a coach kellz sex scene in the following production

first of all,
coach kellz aka mikeal gregg is yummy AF.

it’s the lips and the bawdy and that nice penis for me.
in my head and totally my opinion:

i still think he fucked that vixen and turned her into a stalker.
nothing about that story made sense to me.

he always struck me as the type of wolf who folks think is completely unserious:

…but that is all a lie!
he is actually serious,
and a lowkey fuck boi,
and a menace to vaginal societies.
anyhoo,
i was high key annoyed he went on the likes of “love cabin“.
it must have been some kind of hollywood humiliation ritual,
because i saw he got a major hollywood career upgrade

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the home stretch is whoopin’ my ass.

Red fox standing on rocky mountain ledge overlooking valley and distant peaks

have you ever noticed how life seems to get the loudest right before the home stretch?
for the last few months,
i’ve been counting down the days until i could finally have my own space again.
a mix of anxious but excited energy flowing through me.
i kept telling myself:

“just make it to the finish line.”
you’re almost there.”

and time went by quick but well:

the finish line decided to move.

and Foxhole,
it has me BEYOND exhausted

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