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how i’m dropping out of the “toy story” casting

i don’t know if you ever felt that way,
you’ll be excited about something when it’s presented to you,
but the novelty wears off when the time starts to approach.

for halloween,
my boss wants us all to dress up as a group.
the theme:

toy story

this wasn’t like a group vote.
we didn’t suggest it or even have a say.
it was came up to us and was like,
“this would be cool cause i saw this on social media so get a costume!“.

halloween is next week and i’m not really feeling it.
not only that…

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it was his facial that made me want to ride first

not every ride on rih’s social media looks good.
i mean,
they’ll have bullet hole scars still be open for business.
as of late tho,
^this particular ride has me turnt TF out.
you know i love a handsome facial.

Foxhole,
look…

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khaleel garcia is designed pretty fine

i told khaleel garcia that i’d post something about him and never did.
oops,
my bad khaleel.

i’m always down to be scolded for being bad.
i was dealing with some stuff but guess what?

you’re up!

i didn’t know i had a foot fetish up until recently.
well,
that’s a teensy tinsey lie.

i used to love feet when i was younger,
but i also liked seeing people tied up.
i’m starting to wonder what i was exposed to when i was a kid.
anyhoo,
one of my fav F-BI sent me a picture of khaleel and ya know,
the fetish came rushing back.
hard…

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i would play a solo game of “friends sex and games” with eric cordes

what would you do if you could have sex with one of your friend’s partners?
this is without being called a home wrecking triflin azz hoe?

um,
don’t raise your paws fast enough.

so that is the premise of ^this show called “friends sex and games” on prime video:

i was randomly scrolling on that app and the trailer popped up.
it’s a german show about a 4 marriages,
2 are unfulfilled,
and they all decide to play a game to exchange partners for one night.

as you can guess,
it doesn’t end well.

tbh,
i started watching because of this 6’2 white german wolf...

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between a rock and a hard d!ck

in my complex,
when i’m coming home from work,
i always look through people’s homes.

i know,
creep much?

in my defense,
people’s blinds are up and everything is on display.
i feel like they do this for folks like me.
there is one spot i always look in since its close to my apartment.
it’s a gay couple of an asian and white male…

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when your last name is cure but the allegations say otherwise

i kid.
i kid.

its actually quite shocking the amount of people who have herpes at this moment.
they say over 50% of people have oral herpes,
but 1 in 8 people have genital herpes.
unlike other STDS,
you can catch herpes with a condom.
its important to tell folks your status before they sleep with you.
you hide it,
give someone something they didn’t ask for,
and the whole forest ends up knowing cause you got hit with a lawsuit.

sidebar: its like when DL hyenas hurt someone for telling their secret,
but now everyone ends up knowing the secret cause his dumb ass got arrested.

acting wolf,
travis cure,
allegedly gave someone herpes and is getting sued over it (via tmz)…

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