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the pynk will open its doors again but for limited time only
ya know,
i stanned out for. alot of shows but i reallllllllly liked “p-valley“.
maybe,
even “love“.
something about that show made me feel good.
hell,
it was so serious that i wanted to work in a strip club.
“all the queens men” tried to create the same magic of “p valley” but…
sidebar: remember when fine ass thomas jones randomly popped up?
“Mane” is back in the valley…😈
Check out the new episode of @pvalleystarz starting Sunday midnight! #PValley pic.twitter.com/TaFGyD21zs
— Thomas Q. Jones (@thomasqjones) July 30, 2022
we wanted a sex scene with mercedes and him STAT.
but then the pynk went away with promises of coming back…
that promise took damn near 4 years.
life has been changed,
folks moved on,
but many of us still held onto hope for a return.
we got surprised with an update today that was bittersweet…
hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage
one thing about jackals who don’t like you:
they gonna find a way to talk about you.
i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.
sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?
political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…
what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!
i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?
our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.
well it’s midterms time!
this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…
oh hi officer, arrest me, i’m a hooker
every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.
as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.
nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.
labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…
cardi and maduka sitting in a tree, meeting up in it-a-ly
this body language <
when two people are interested in each other,
there is an energy they both carry.
there is a spark or even heat if its really intense.
offset and her had a lot of chemistry because there was genuine interest:
this is why i’m not convinced with cardi and maduka yet.
we know when she is interested because she can’t hide it.
i mean,
if it was any one of us who bagged NFL baller soccer wolf,
maduka okoye,
the roof tops would be shouting.
i mean,
look at the material:
some of y’all wouldn’t be able to keep your mouthes shut.
in more ways than one.
question: do you guys think he has a big penis?
and a good stroke resume?
anyhoo…
cardi was spotted with maduka in italy,
and allegedly they went on a date,
but here is the thing…
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