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maduka okoye is the latest baller everyone wants to f**k

let’s hope he has a nice sized meat cause these types be kinda lacking.
or if they got big meats,
they aren’t good in bed because they don’t have to be.

tbh,
i haven’t seen a lot of sexy baller wolves lately.
besides some of the usual suspects,
no one really moves the meter for me.
we may have a new one in the forests tho.

it seems this is the latest soccer baller wolf everyone wants to ride.

we knew of him but all he had to do was sit next to cardi b at a fashion show

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the read receipt aged beautifully

can i be petty for an entry.
Foxhole,
i deserve this.

soooooooooo…
i thought this straight wolf jackal was my friend when i was a teenager.
i wasn’t attracted to him even though he was really good looking.
he was part of the popular kids and my low self worth tail was looking for acceptance.
come to find out,
he wasn’t a friend and when it came to to defend me,
he didn’t stop at nothing to throw me under the bus.
as forgiving and sometimes the stupid cancer fox that i can be,
i saw him randomly on a rih’s social media and hit him up to font wassup.

left me on read.

it put my tail between my legs and STILL didn’t learn my lesson with others but i digress.
that was in like 2009 or so.
i would see him in pics with many of the wolves jackals in his pack that did me wrong.
it stung but i kept it moving,
working,
and living my best life.

well.

i was talking to someone we mutually knew from around that time in my life yesterday.
they were one of the many who warned me:

“jamari,
these jackals are NOT your friends.”

THEY SAID

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andrew gillum cannot get his sh!t together, can he?

this is when he looked healthy because now…

i really believe someone knew andrew gillum‘s BTS secrets,
set him up,
and that’s how he got exposed.

like a majority of married DL males,
i think he was probably super sloppy.
in my head,
they knew what his weaknesses were and he fell face first in them.
it is pretty easy to ruin folks like this too.
you’d think after what went down with him ( x back in 2020 ).
nah,
that would be too easy because…

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10% while being on low power mode

i’ve realized as long as i’m in this living situation,
i’ll never get anything done.

when i font that i’m at 10% battery levels of burnt out rn?

my internal battery is on low power mode.
it’s been so bad,
the front of my hair broke off due to all the stress i’m dealing with.
it is always something in chaos agent’s lair.
i tried to plan a day of relaxation for 4th of july,
but of course,
some shit went down to disrupt my plans.

the reality is…

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jussie smollet adds a new story line to our IG programming

jussie smollett like if he can’t play jamal lyon on “empire” anymore,
the least he can do is keep us entertained with a story line.

…and ya know whatttttttttt?

i’ll allow it because shit has been kinda boring.
influencers been doing the most; OF attentionistos been doing the least.
we might need jussie to spice it up for 2026.
when i saw jussie performing at a pride event in harlem:

@stoppfeenin

“woaHOhOhOh” LMFAOOOO

♬ winter – SilentWoods

i said to myself,
i said,
self:

AT LEAST HE AIN’T STILL DRIVING US BANANAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 2019/GAY TUPAC HATE CRIME.

jussie be like a dog to a bone with that shit.
all of us who been tired of hearing about it:

the last thing i heard was he got engaged to ^that cutie in the above picture.
his name is jabari redd.
come to find out,
that engagement been over and jussie is banging a new alleged prospect

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young jamari heard, “yeah, so you’re a f****t”

here is what she said.
there is what young jamari heard.

yesterday at work,
one of the younger vixens said something to me that threw me off.

something went down; she felt uncomfortable with another male there.
she admitted she felt more comfortable with me because:

“you’re a girl’s girl.”
“you’re one of the girls.”
“you’re girly pop”
“you’re the universal hand sign for gay”

cue spongebob:

it hit a old wound of trauma that a sat in young jamari...

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