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how to access the foxhole patreon: a help guide

so as you know,
i’ve started a patreon for the foxhole.
i’m extremely grateful for everyone who has joined.
many people are confused about how the password system works.
there are some entries that require more pictures/information.
patreon isn’t set up like the foxhole in that regard.
it actually limits A LOT.
those entries are password-protected for the foxhole patreon to access.
i made a sheet for those who may be confused below the break…

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why did tj holmes get too cocky while slanging that bbc all over his job?

black males can become idiots in corporate spaces due to our bbc.
instead of going there to work and climbing the corporate ladder,
we are looking to climb the backs of whoever shows interest.
if we look good and present ourselves well,
our bbc is on the auction block like that one scene in get out.

i should know since i’ve been an idiot on a few occasions.
i feel like sex and work are a combo that never goes well.
many of us don’t know how to control our hormones at our jobs/careers.
males in general won’t pass up the chance for a new sex partner(s),
even if we are currently with one(s).
many of us have this need to show our masculinity and power through sex.
the more we are knocking down people wherever we go,
the closer it is that we will win the imaginary dick-measuring contest.
i had to wonder about this current gma scandal which involves a bbc…

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please hide all vapes and weed from brittney griner once she gets back in town. (thanks)

i know she is never gonna touch weed,
a vape pen,
or listen to any songs about drug use again.
she might say fuck all this and become a jehovah’s witness.
i would too.
can you imagine being in a war-torn country,
eating an assortment of flavorless slop,
while building a train track that probably goes to nowhere?

nightmare fuel.
i’ve been thinking about brittney griner lately but i got news today that…

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gabrielle union thinks boosie has a lot of penis on his mind

it’s bad when boosie is catching strays from gabrielle union.
yikes.
she decided to address the mentally poor on jemele hill the other day.
she was on there talking about the pubic support of zaya wade and:

@6:20

( x or here )

“he has a lot of dick on his mind”

so he responded about her husband,
dwyane wade,
and his sexuality in a tweet…

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maurice lyndell doesn’t give ya’ll what you want with his onlyfans?

sidebar: is anyone’s onlyfans content even interesting nowadays?
i feel like we are seeing the same thing with different people.

ya’ll been begging maurice lyndell to open an onlyfans.
i mean,
when you look like this:

 

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…of course,
the gays are fiending to see him naked.
a foxholer sent me an email with the message and screenshot:

“So Maurice lyndell has an only fans now…”

and after my investigation,
the gays are complaining about the content.
allegedly,
he posted content that he already has on his social media.
that told me everything i needed to know.
so my thoughts

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life is not meant for good people (all of our heroes are villains)

plot twists in life can be really unexpected.
you can be good today,
making money,
and living your best life and all that shit comes crashing down tomorrow.
there is a twitch streamer that i watch named buddha.
his channel was what introduced me to role-playing on grand theft auto.
it’s like a live improv tv show of cops and robbers.
i’m hooked.
when i was first introduced to buddha,
his mother was slowly dying of cancer.
no sooner than a year after she passed…

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