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oh hi officer, arrest me, i’m a hooker

every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.

as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.

nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.

labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…

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i finally got what i was begging for.

i don’t think i can put into words

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cardi and maduka sitting in a tree, meeting up in it-a-ly

this body language <

when two people are interested in each other,
there is an energy they both carry.

there is a spark or even heat if its really intense.
offset and her had a lot of chemistry because there was genuine interest:

this is why i’m not convinced with cardi and maduka yet.
we know when she is interested because she can’t hide it.
i mean,
if it was any one of us who bagged NFL baller soccer wolf,
maduka okoye
,
the roof tops would be shouting.
i mean,
look at the material:

some of y’all wouldn’t be able to keep your mouthes shut.
in more ways than one.

question: do you guys think he has a big penis?
and a good stroke resume?

anyhoo…
cardi was spotted with maduka in italy,
and allegedly they went on a date,
but here is the thing

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“umm we like a bi king” – The F-BI said

i think many of us saw this cumming.
literally.
you know i’ve fonted that many of these OF wolves start off being “strictly straight“,
but sex addiction and content chasing can take them down many turns.
with this particular OF wolf from a porn past,
his latest card of “bi(?)” is giving a king james gif:

because

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rosarioray rocks the mic

i remember rosarioray,
1/2 of the defunct stylings of “zednray“,
was trying to get into music.
the music he released in the past was pretty:

well a Foxholer sent me ray performing “mink” at “behindthebarslive” and well…

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the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?

the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.

from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:

what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?

this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:

who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?

may this level of pathological liar never find me:

well his mugshot was released today and…

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