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the straights do gay shit better than the gays?

i keep saying that straight males have it easy.
they the only ones who can do gay shit and get away with it.
well,
unless your obj.
other straight males,
however,
can do whatever they want.
according to the foxhole from the ig foxhole,
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oh, so this is t.i. biggest blunder?

yo,
i remember when t.i. first hit the scene,
i thought he soooooooo fine.
“whatever you like” always did for me:

of course,
he started opening his mouth and the dumbest shit would fly out.
he would pull up his thesaurus app just to sound smart.
the way he would allegedly treat tiny was gross to me too.
he fooled many with “t.i. and tiny: the hustle” reality show,
but i continued to peep game with him.
when he debuted iggy as his artist,
all i could think was:

“Oh great!
Two insufferables trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.
What did we do to deserve this?

he was so extra about it.
like,
he was trying to prove she was this talented rap-stress.
i still get a good laugh at this:

 

so when i read he fixed his mouth to say

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being an attentionisto got you suckin’ your own pipe now?

if you’re gonna do the route of being an attentionisto,
i beg of you:

Be the humble one

nothing worst than having nothing to offer than your bawdy,
but being a total dick once you get a little fame.
even if you have talent,
being cool and kind will get you mad far in these forests.
it’s not attractive to be an asshole with a big (or small) dick.
i remember when this attentionisto was stripping and fuckin’ hoes online.
of course,
he had alleged rumors of being homophobic.
now he’s sitting on a lawn chair,
peeing on himself,
and sucking his own pipe…

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sampson mccormick lets milan christopher have it

what has milan christopher been up to these days?
i thought it was acting,
or sex toys,
but he allegedly thinks he is too “good” for certain things.
 sampson mccormick,
who is pictured on the left in that edit above,
had some choice font for milan’s antics.
this is what he posted on his twitter

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would you forgive your man if he made a public video like this?

some folks don’t have much pride.
they’ll do all kinds of dumb shit,
but when they hurt someone else,
they want to do the most outrageous for forgiveness.
that should always be your first clue to run tf away.
that is the story of gambimi,
a british-congolese attentionisto who fucked up with his ex-vixen.
he posted this on ig:

and then this video.
foxhole,
i’m warning you now.
there is some serious cringe below the break…

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as long as nicki minaj is on a “top 50 list”, she is good

so nicki minaj is on a roll again.
i could understand if it made any type of sense,
but none whatsoever.
so allegedly,
she threw shots at cardi during her time on “the joe budden podcast“.
this is what one of her stans posted

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