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jason lee thinks tyra and lizzo is fat but he is “thick ‘n’ juicy”

i can understand criticizing someone,
but let’s not throw stones from a glass crib.
blogger and host of “hollywood unlocked“,
jason lee,
did that while speaking to ts madison on a live situation.
he compared tyra banks to lizzo by saying she was getting “fat”.
this is how it went down…
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“imagine” what happens when boredom strikes

if this was the 90s and yester-years,
i think there would be mass meltdowns.
we should be lucky we live in an era with all this technology.
if we talk to our parents,
aunts,
uncles,
and grandparents,
they would tell us they had nothing but a good book and a window.
the only information they would get is word of mouth or breaking news.
what a time to be alive.
i saw something today that kinda irritated me and i don’t know why.
it was a bunch of celebs singing “imagine” from john lennon on twitter…
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andrew gillum and the twitter alert heard round the world

twitter alert:

Some “straight” males are having sex with vixens,
marrying them,
having kids with them,
and it still isn’t containing that raging homosexuality/bisexuality.

andrew gillum,
former mayor of tallahassee,
and democratic candidate for florida governor,
seems to have been caught up in his own twitter alert today.
he was caught up in a suspected crystal meth overdose with a gay escort in miami.
ey yi yi.
candace owens broke the news today on twitter,
with the police report and well…

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matthias mckinnon reaches out to the foxhole

so remember matthias mckinnon?
looking like ^that,
how can some of us forget.
he was the talk of the forests because of this tik tok video.
( x see said tik tok video here )
i decided to try something new and reach out to matthias.
i asked him:

matthias…
you got folks dragging you for that tik tok with that white girl.
i just looked at your youtube and it seems you like more women of color.
was that a joke video.

that was friday of last week.
he sent me a response today

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fella the turn up monster is in trouble for turnin’ up in some booty inside a local gas station

*the following entry is xxx
viewer discretion is strong advised

so when i’m trying to get off to porn,
ya know for research purposes,
it’s all about the stroke that really sets me off.
i hate when you’re fine and can’t fuck your way out a paper bag.
during my years of investigative researching,
i stumbled upon “fella the turn up monster” on pornhub.
he is a rapping wolf and porn star on the side.
he’s my secret dusty ratchet with the stroke of genius.
he knows how to fuck.
he stays smashing these horz into “forgetting their own name“.
i remember at one point,
he had a ankle monitor on in one of his sexcapades.
now that it’s off,
he has been doing alot of his fuckin’ outdoors.
well he has found himself in some recent drama in a local gas station.
mikesouth” has the story…

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