the barbie vixen is on a new tour called “presidential”

i like the phrase,
“two things can be true at the same time“.
in some cases,
three things.

the barbie vixen is one of the most talented female rappers of this generation and:

she completely took a fat shit on her base aligning with the person who runs this country

its some of the comments under “the neighborhood talk” posts for me…

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so i watched “swipe right on the devil” and wow…

i always find it eerie when someone’s posts their final pic,
tweet,
or status message
before their untimely death.

sydney loofe was on her way for a second date with who she thought was “the one”,
but didn’t realize that would be the last night she would be alive.

she was found cut up in pieces in 13 trash bags on the side of the highway.

i was creeped out while watching a hulu docuseries,
“swipe right on the devil“,
and it had me shook at like 3am.
it was only 3 episodes but i had to finish.
she met her end matching with psychopaths on on tinder,
but the entire docuseries takes you down a crazy rabbit hole.
as they were looking for her body,
all kinds of other wild shit was happening too.
there was a main thought on my mind that stood out while watching…

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one of lindsay clancy’s sons follows in her footsteps?

the people need a hero,
even if they sell out or do something heinous.
the amount of shit i see people turning the other cheek for is wild.

when i mentioned lindsey clancy to those IRL,
i got dragged for it.

a few i know were standing with her.
they were all mothers who sided with this she-hyena.
i knew that if they even let her out of prison,
any other un-hinged mother could kill their kids and use lindsay as their motivation.
i saw this on “the neighborhood talk” and ya know…

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you can’t pay for your friend’s first class ticket being worth 100 million? copy.

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.

we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:

“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.

also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…

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beyonce ain’t saying nothing and now i gotta say something

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately
,
when they do say something:

many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.

that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).

i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.

i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.

i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:

everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.

the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…

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cardi and maduka sitting in a tree, meeting up in it-a-ly

this body language <

when two people are interested in each other,
there is an energy they both carry.

there is a spark or even heat if its really intense.
offset and her had a lot of chemistry because there was genuine interest:

this is why i’m not convinced with cardi and maduka yet.
we know when she is interested because she can’t hide it.
i mean,
if it was any one of us who bagged NFL baller soccer wolf,
maduka okoye
,
the roof tops would be shouting.
i mean,
look at the material:

some of y’all wouldn’t be able to keep your mouthes shut.
in more ways than one.

question: do you guys think he has a big penis?
and a good stroke resume?

anyhoo…
cardi was spotted with maduka in italy,
and allegedly they went on a date,
but here is the thing…

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