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“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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they were motivated to be synchronized in their choreography for normani

normani has set off the “recreating her choreography” in motion.
everyone is motivated to dance because of her video for “motivation“,
which has grown on me tremendously.
i love watching videos of dancers doing their own spin on an artist’s work.

well i saw the following on twitter and well…

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nicki minaj has an announcement for those who care

well i have some sad news to report,
although i think it reeks of all kinds of stunts.
nicki minaj is going on a new path in her career.
this is what she posted on her twitter

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megan thee stallion says it’s never to late for a “hot girl summer” video

isn’t summer officially over?
megan thee stallion is a little late with the “hot girl summer” video for the hotties,
but better late than never.
that video should have been a “mid-summer” release,
but i guess the song was enough while we waited.
she released the video with nicki minaj,
ty dolla $ign,
and a ton of cameos today.
well…

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“a word” from cardi b

we usually get bursts of inspiration from the unlikeliest of sources.
i know i do and sometimes it’s needed.
cardi b wants you to know she has always been a vibe,
even when she was a stripper with crooked teeth.
this is what she put up on ig the other day…

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you might have been committing a fashion sin like i have (sophie turner)

foxhole.
stop what you’re doing.
you might have been doing something in fashion all wrong.
page six” wants you all to know that sophie turner,
best known for “sansa” on “game of thrones“,
has been doing something wrong with her style too.
you’ll never guess what

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