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dua lipa levitated dababy right off her ig follower’s list

some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
 dababy responded

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rip frankie, keyshia cole’s mother

one of my favorite memories of my childhood was watching shows with my little sister.
one show i remember us watching together was keyshia cole’s reality show on bet,
“the way it is”.
it was like one of our many “brother/sister” bonding moments tbh.
it was better than that fuckin’ spice girls shit she would watch on repeat.
we both loved frankie who was keyshia cole’s mother.
even though she was an addict,
and be super emotional like typical cancers,
she had a really good and infectious spirit about her.
she was literally the star of that show.

 

so you know i was saddened when i saw this news this morning…

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you f’d with chika and amiyah scott, you’re pretty much a done deal.

so before i start,
i want to say that i fux with chika real heavy.
her music has shown what a tremendous talent she is within the LGBT community.

 

during the weekend,
she got into it with brandon anthony:

…who has done some acting,
but promotes parties within the LGBT community as well.
allegedly,
brandon didn’t give chika the same promo or pay to host a la black pride event.
you can catch up ——> ( x here ).
i had some thoughts about the whole situation…

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when the penis is nice and big on the show, you might have to hop on it in real life too (it’s sex/life)

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

picture this:

You are an actor in a show.
You meet your love interest and he is fuckin’ fione.
The movie requires you both to have some intense sex scenes.
You realize the real-life sex might be as good as the show sex.
Guess what happens after reenacting a scene in your trailer from 11pm to 3am?

i mean,
some of us fuck our co-workers for less.
that is how it seems sarah shahi met her australian co-star,

adam demos,
on netflix’s “sex/life“.

 

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judging from this scene in the show…

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i haven’t seen the hive destroy someone’s booty butt cheeks with their stingers in a while (trick daddy, you’re up!)

is trick daddy drunk?
i always ask if someone is drunk when they do/say something dumb af.
trick daddy is quoted saying on clubhouse via “billboard“:

“Beyoncé f— with her because she see money. Beyoncé ain’t trying to give back to music or nothin’. Beyoncé don’t write music and barely can sing her motherf—in’ self. Beyoncé can’t sang!” he’s heard arguing as Trick continues to validate his claims by saying his godmother is the one who gave the singer-songwriter vocal lessons throughout her decades-spanning career.

so he’s saying his godmother was a terrible teacher.
if she was giving b singing lessons and trick thinks she still can’t sing,
doesn’t that reflect more poorly on his godmother?
even tho it’s his opinion,
he is buggin’.
you know the hive went ballistic and did this…

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la la anthony is about to be on her freshly divorced hot vixen summer shit

one thing about us cancers:

We will hang on to folks who are no good for us.

in the same breath,
folks who are no good for us love to hang on to us too.
they know we are loyal and some of us can be “nice“.
you’ll know when a cancer is truly fed tf up and over it.
our “move on” can be quiet but the next step is to:

Go inside our shells to sharpen our claws.

la la anthony has tried to hold onto her husband,
carmelo anthony.
even after he had ( x an alleged outside kid ),
la la still stuck by his side.
it seems she is finally done

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