oh brother! oh brother!

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

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he would have been BIG DADDY in slavery

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?

i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

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beyonce ain’t saying nothing and now i gotta say something

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately
,
when they do say something:

many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.

that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).

i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.

i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.

i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:

everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.

the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…

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julian taylor morris didn’t think 2026 was when they’d come collect him

i love when the Foxohole has a past story that gets a update,
especially a good “we know whodunit“.

we lovvvvvvvvvvvve a good whodunit round dese hind parts.
if i’m lucky,
many of ya’ll got the inside scoop too.

we all thought julian taylor morris dun it.

remember ( x this story ) when his late manz,
deundray cottrell,
turned up dead in a shed and julian’s first instinct was to go missing.

sidebar: that is always the first sign of guilt for me.
yo ass should be at the station cooperating with law enforcement.

putting on the track shoes and skipping town?

julian comes back,
IG update a new manz,
and is all over rih’s social media like he got a new attitude.
well one thing hyenas don’t realize is:

the F-BI gon’ F-BI.

they think they got away with it,
but the F-BI is building a case.
they are watching everything so when they come knocking,
they got enough evidence to bring the whole house of cards down.
it seems julian’s alleged house of cards came down cause via “foxatlanta“…

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hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage

one thing about jackals who don’t like you:

they gonna find a way to talk about you.

i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.

sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?

political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…

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what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?

our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!

this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…

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