jussie smollet adds a new story line to our IG programming

jussie smollett like if he can’t play jamal lyon on “empire” anymore,
the least he can do is keep us entertained with a story line.

…and ya know whatttttttttt?

i’ll allow it because shit has been kinda boring.
influencers been doing the most; OF attentionistos been doing the least.
we might need jussie to spice it up for 2026.
when i saw jussie performing at a pride event in harlem:

@stoppfeenin

“woaHOhOhOh” LMFAOOOO

♬ winter – SilentWoods

i said to myself,
i said,
self:

AT LEAST HE AIN’T STILL DRIVING US BANANAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 2019/GAY TUPAC HATE CRIME.

jussie be like a dog to a bone with that shit.
all of us who been tired of hearing about it:

the last thing i heard was he got engaged to ^that cutie in the above picture.
his name is jabari redd.
come to find out,
that engagement been over and jussie is banging a new alleged prospect

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young jamari heard, “yeah, so you’re a f****t”

here is what she said.
there is what young jamari heard.

yesterday at work,
one of the younger vixens said something to me that threw me off.

something went down; she felt uncomfortable with another male there.
she admitted she felt more comfortable with me because:

“you’re a girl’s girl.”
“you’re one of the girls.”
“you’re girly pop”
“you’re the universal hand sign for gay”

cue spongebob:

it hit a old wound of trauma that a sat in young jamari...

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geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.

“baby mama pregnant” btw.

like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”

my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,

and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…

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so ya’ll ain’t got nothing nice to font about clive davis today

i’ll never forget when whitney died,
clive davis continued to have the grammy party while she was submerged in the bathtub…

LITERALLY UPSTAIRS.

i felt that was heartless and cruel.
personally,
out of respect for whitney and if i was an artist,
i wouldn’t have shown up.

don’t even get me started on the whole diddy connection,
per the netflix documentary.
IYKYK.
clive davis passed away today at 94

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i don’t know how i feel about YG’s trans vixen song

one of my straight male friends was fooled on a dating app by a trans she-jackal.
he was into her too but she lied until she couldn’t lie anymore.
our mutual friend tried to convince him to look past it because he is into trans vixens,
but it will still a no go.
he felt really betrayed because as we all know,
dating is hard AF.
that being fonted:

i believe that all trans vixens should tell potential partners the truth.

one thing about lying:

you gotta continue going down the rabbit hole of lies.

it’s similar to cat fishing for me.
the cat fished IS gonna wanna meet eventually.
so it’s better to get it over in the beginning,
because some of these hyenas ain’t wrapped to tight and will get to killing.
tbh tho:

like my mutual friend,
there are many males who are into trans vixens.

they will proudly claim them in public without all the DL games.
this verse from YG about getting caught up with a trans vixen tho…

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in my head, he probably wanted to destroy king nate’s BBP

even though king nate is straight,
my mouth would be on that BBP til lockjaw.

in my head,
and like many of us,
he wanted to suck on king nate’s BBP (big beautiful penis).

it was a whole thing in the Foxhole archives.
( x see it here )
with this following alleged reveal tho:

i already saw this cumming.
literally.

the F-BI sends me stuff about this attentionsto,
sir cuckington.
he allegedly had this to confession:

…yeah,
i’ve always thought he was strange,
but this right herrrreeeeeee

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