is this who got xavier williams aka @xmwill_ first?

i remember one of the Foxholers mentioning xaxier ailliams aka @xmwill_ to me a while back

…but i can’t remember why.

forgive me; it’s been a rough year.
it was definitely nothing trifling he did,
as why many of ya’ll share with these attentionistos,
but i’m sure it was about him being thick and meaty AF.

 
 
 
 
 
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@xmwill_

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sidebar: besides being fine,
he is full of joy.

i love that.

…or something to do with him being straight and the gays wanting to ride him.
something around those lines but either way,
xavier has everyone fonting in the forests about who he allegedly hard lauched

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ashlee jenae, the weird fiancé, and another mystery to solve

one of my wolf friends,
who happens to be white,
is fully convinced ^this vixen was allegedly murdered by her fiancé.
her white fiancé,
btw.

one thing is that every year,
we got some mysterious murder mystery to solve.

it’s like a season in a TV “whodunit” come to life.

his and hers on “netflix”
imperfect women on “apple tv”
every season of desperate housewives
on “whatever streaming service”

it ends up going nowhere but the alleged villain gets so shamed,
they are never seen again.

this is NOT like the 60s,
70s,
80s,
and 90s to do crime because the rihanna’s
20s social media will shame yo ass.

anyhoo,
this alleged “maybe” murder mystery belongs to ashly robinson aka ashlee jenae.
ashlee got engaged while on a birthday trip to tanzania with joe mccann

…but in a weird twist,
she allegedly decided to hang herself while on said vacation.
this is the part that gives me sus via “people“…

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city fox in the cul-de-sac cubicle

it’s giving:

“City Fox moves to suburbs and gets job at local bar.
while working at local bar,
he mingles with the locals but one suburbia Wolf catches his eye.
while working at the bar,
City Fox and Suburbia Wolf meet and during some wacky adventures,
mishaps,
and a little tom foolery,
they end up falling in love and they live happily ever after.”

season 27 is City Fox and Suburbia Wolf move in together.
that causes some more wacky adventures,
mishaps,
and a little tom foolery
as well.

i can dream in all the delulu,
can i?

seriously tho,
after much searching and stressing

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two rich davids are back on the market

i just fonted about angel on “beauty and black” and stumbling onto this story.

Foxhole: take note.
so the goal is always to get married especially to the ultra wealthy male,
or find yourself in his will legally at least.

the highest earning person in the marriage usually has to shell out alimony,
especially child support once kids are involved.

…which is why i’ve always been told you don’t marry for love.
once the divorce comes around,
love is out the window and it’s “who owns what and how much can i get?“.
david geffen ( x married that younger male ),
david andrew armstrong.

in our heads,
is this ( x how the davids even met )?
he goes by many alias btw.
omg wait…

in happier times,
i’m sure their friends knew them as “the davids” on invites.
i guess it’s now,

“that young bitch who had a plan all along.”

…and guess what?
it’s okay to have that exit plan especially if things aren’t working out.
so the davids didn’t work out after two years of marriage because of “irreconcilable differences“.
i love to know why this didn’t work out but “tmz” is fonting:

Armstrong claimed Geffen treated him as “a living social experiment” and paraded him around as a “trophy to show off to his wealthy friends, under the guise of benevolence.” Armstrong even filed a civil lawsuit against his former partner in July for allegedly exploiting him but ultimately dropped it.

uh…

young david is allegeding that older david did a “breach of contract“,
because he was supposed to get life long support if it ended,
but older david is like,
NAH HOMIE“.
so like all divorces,
it got nasty AF but there seems to be an end to the drama via “tmz“…

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angel is the worst character on beauty in black

xavier smalls played his role as “angel” in “beauty in black” well because…

i HATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTED his character.

like,
with every fiber of my being.
is it me or are all the characters on that show annoying AF?
so “angel” was a stripping baby daddy who would do sumin’ strange for a little change.
if he was an attentionisto IRL:

he would be the type that was straight but on the low,
you could get more out of him for the right amount of money.
this just means some muscle worship and light touching.
absolutely no sex or oral in the champagne room.

angel would be the type that would agree to “gay for pay”,
but if he knows you got that kind of income,
he would probably try to rob you too.

that is where i had a problem with angel…

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loving her meant letting her go

its quiet without her today.
i hate it.

two things i learned about puppies is they’re like kids.
ya’ll know i don’t want no kids,
but this situation taught me that i’d happily raise a dog.
the last thing i learned:

i refuse to foster an animal ever again.

def not built ford tough for it.
i am an animal person and i get attached quick.
her new family picked her up on saturday and i was DEVASTATED.
it didn’t help that when they put the new collar and leash on her

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