oh.
my.
Gawd.
so today,
i was randomly doom scrolling my IG exploring page and ^he came up.
it was a video of him walking a runway but it was how he walked:

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i was like,
“damn,
he just got up out the audience and walked like that?”.
i know there are some fashion shows happening rn,
and a lot of attentionistos post these kinds of “people staring at them” content,
but one of the Foxholers pulled me to the side and said…

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.
we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:

“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.

also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…

i see him with a white vixen tbh.
many of these “black power” menz always end up with white vixens.
it is what it is.

as life goes on,
i’m learning some people like the idea of marriage and kids,
but not what it takes to create a healthy household.
i’ve even seen it in my own parentals.

“nathan” from “insecure“,
aka kendrick sampson,
has a entirely different approach.

he said “fuck that relationship/marriage shit…

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?
i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
when they do say something:

many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.

that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).
i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.
i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.
i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:

everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.

the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…