Holy misinformation again,
Batman!

beyoncé’s internet is a wild ride.
it’s equal parts truth and “made up bullshit“.
everyone’s scrambling for their 15 minutes of fame,
but many are pouring toilet water as a flex.
remember that recent lie i covered?

It was about Diddy’s so-called bodyguard claiming he overheard Diddy tearin’ Meek Mill a new foxhole?
So much so,
he recorded it so we could hear it on Rihanna’s socials too?

x remember the lie here

now as weird as it was that these two were always wearing matching fits…

…anyone with common sense could see that was a lie.
now that diddy’s behind bars,
that little rumor has made it’s way back in rotation.

P Diddy’s bodyguard recorded his Sex Parties.

This is horrific. The video below is allegedly Diddy and Meek Mills.
pic.twitter.com/hD9VdVf3va

— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) September 17, 2024

i found out where the audio came from and well…

yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.
after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.

Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.

besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…

these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…

Did people completely lose their minds like this when Obama was running?

sure,
he had his fair share of haters but there was a lot of kindness too:

let’s be 110%…

Nothing comes close to the chaos of Kamala’s run.

this weekend,
elon musk stirred the pot yet again,
questioning something so outrageous…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

I just had to tell someone recently:

“You always pick things against your best interest.
You choose the wrong men and the wrong life choices.
You’ve been not only a consistent disappointment in my life,
but with those around you.
We have all grown accustomed to YOU doing the wrong shit.
Why would I believe you’d make the best decision that would help me?”

Needles to font,
we aren’t speaking atm.
It felt good to say it out loud.

i’m at the point of my life where i don’t expect much anymore.
my expectations are low when it comes to certain people/things.
if someone/something has a habit of showing up,
i keep my expectations at a healthy place.
other people/things:

it helps you from being disappointed instead of getting you hopes up.
if the opposite happens,
you can act like a kid who got what they wanted for christmas.
i’m glad i didn’t expect much from the cmas in regards to cowboy carter cause…

Have you ever met someone who says things so ridiculous you start questioning their intelligence?

for today’s example,
let me introduce you to angela stanton king.
apparently,
in her limited and fear-mongering forest:

Being gay is a “democrat thing”

yes,
you read that right.
according to her,
90% of male democrats are waving rainbow flags and love carly rae jepsen.
her proof?
an alleged flub that roland martin got caught with some other guy’s pants down on his screen.

Breaking 🚨 Democrat @rolandsmartin forgot to edit this clip. We were all forced to watch his love and admiration for Black male Buttocks as they casually scrolled across his screen.

I told yall in a post I wrote a few weeks back that 90% of the men I know that still represent… pic.twitter.com/Hl5nEg8bCs

— Angela Stanton King (@theAuntieAngie) September 2, 2024

shocking,
i know,
but let’s pause for a second.
angela…