Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.
you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

ever have trouble keeping up with a story because it’s just too bizarre?
it’s like jon benet ramsey or the oj murders.
there is always a new twist and turn that makes it even more outrageous,
all the while in creating doubt along the way.
this one has the gay forests in a chokehold.
it’s a murder mystery that’s juicier than what you had for sunday brunch.

so,
in a nutshell,
that trio called skiiboyz is now down to two.
the one with the dreads (deundray cottrell)?
he’s no longer with us.
the redbone (julian taylor morris)?
allegedly the prime suspect in why dreads is gone.
the whispers are everywhere:

Did he really murder Deundray?

here’s is what i got so far…

THIS JUST IN: Biden ditching the “president” title and going rogue.

everyone wanted it and they got it because just like that,
our mid-summer season finale ended on this plot twist…

13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.

one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…

Can one of the Foxholers confirm the following for me,
please?
Thanks.

so one of my straight wolves hit me up the other day in a panic.

“Did you know Spankbang is gone?????
I keep getting re-directed to LiveJasmine.”

i was like,
whaaaaaaaaat?
the Foxhole would have alerted me about that.
so when i went to go check…

I still had access to it.

he continued to tell me that allegedly…

Amber Rose.
Oh,
poor Amber Rose.

going hard for trump and then showing up at the rnc?
really?

amber always seemed like a vixen who lost her way.
her looks and bawdy moves got her far but…