i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:

i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.

toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post

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latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:

…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…

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“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…

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kanye’s next smash is called “kissing cousins”

last season,
we saw two brothers engage in incest-like relations on the white lotus.

game of thrones crawled so these other shows could walk tbh.
in past entries,
i have had a few Foxholers share about experimenting with incest as kids.
that topic was always very taboo and/or “it was who explored my curiosity with first“.
it seems like kanye might be blowing the lid off his own secrets.
pun actually intended.
in an alleged “journaling tweet” of his,
he admits to having a close relationship with his cousin.
by close,
i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

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shannon sharpe alleges the complaints he gets with “dating younger males”

when some males get older,
they start dating and fuckin’ younger.

personally,
i like males on “millennial” or on the cusp of “gen x“.

many younger males can be annoying and give high-key “lil brother energy”.
you know what “lil brother energy” is like.
it seems ex baller wolf and now podcast powerhouse,
shannon sharpe,
slipped up and said his complaint with “dating younger males“.
yes,
you read right because he said

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so i guess we don’t want to f*ck roman reigns anymore

Of all the poses Roman Reigns could have done for Vanity Fair,
did he have to go with “submissive fox”?
It’s giving “me and the hubs are currently on a much needed vacation at The White Lotus in Hawaii”.
What is even going on here?

so i lusted after wwe wrestling wolf,
roman reigns,
in passing.

i would see clips of that beautiful face of his and be in awe.

i think he is much better looking than his cousin,
the rock.

i woke up to some news today that kind of changed all of that tbh.
roman said this to vanity fair and well…

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