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disinfect the white house with all the *dettol once trump leaves

*dettol is a disinfectant i grew up with in barbados.
shit is powerful.

finally“.
that is what i said and my group chats said as well.
this transition from trump-to-biden was looking a little shifty,
but it seems that the end is finally near.
i was fully expecting to see chain locks on the white house doors.
it seems like the trump administration is finally admitting defeat

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE UGH WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

joe biden needs our help and money in getting trump outta office

do people know to read the room?
i feel like they need to teach “room reading” in schools.
this week before thanksgiving in 2020 is a bleak one for many.
many of our thanksgivings are pretty much ruined.
i thought joe biden would know how to read a room better than trump.
he tweeted this and removed all doubt for me…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

imagine being eaten up to death so your manz could hook up with someone on grindr?

it’s no surprise just how fucked up people are.
there are jackals in our lives who would leave us to die.
it’s just the reality of life.
steven mark brashear,
who was 66,
didn’t realize his 21-year-old boy toy would be one of those jackals.
imagine being left for dead and being eaten by mountain lions for a hook up on grindr…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATE: being thoughtful to a straight male when he’s sick is gay

imagine being sick af,
like wild sick,
and another male brings you soup and you say:

“Nah homie,
that’s too gay.
I might just have to die.”

a foxholer sent me the following video and i was pretty grossed out.
three (maybe four) grown-ass jackals stewing in toxic masculinity

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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES SUNKEN PLACE SITUATIONS? SUS THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "EW"

is lamonte stennis determined to turn off his main fan base?

out of all the attentionistos,
lamonte stennis of exotic paintings is one who disappointed me.
maybe it was his muscular ass thighs that hypnotized me?
he decided to be really obnoxious about his trump supporting.
we have to accept others will have different views than us,
but when you say things that are a literal turn off?

a foxholer sent me what he posted and i’m thinking to myself

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so dan purdy was an actual black and gay, maga, and non-cartoon male?

things have gotten weird in this story,
but this is 2020.

EVERYTHING IS FUCKIN’ WEIRD THIS YEAR!

so remember that entry about dan purdy?
he allegedly is/was created by repub politician,
dan browning,
to support trump and troll the black community as a “black and gay” male.

( x see it here )
dan browning said he was sent this tweet from dan purdy:

…in which it looked like he forgot to log in to his burner account.
well,
it seems like this a real legit person,
like frfr.
a foxholer sent me this to update the story…

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