before we start,
stefon diggs has a real fat tail.
i been peeping the side tail curves of the cheekage:

look at when he turns to the side and walks away with some other vixen on his “shoot up all the clubs” tour:

insta-cheekage with the little jello jiggle when he walks.
we stan.

anyhoo,
some she-jackal said not only was she allegedly fuckin’ stefon,
but she diggs all in that cake of his.
get it?
cause his last name is…
okay,
so these are her alleged tweets…

personally,
i love a bold attentionistos.
ones who are shameless about his his best bawdy part(s).
now this doesn’t mean they won’t scam you on OF,
because these are still pineapples after all,
but that just means on their pubic socials:

They know what gets gays cumming coming…
to indulge in their content.

i posted the ^above picture yesterday and it had my Foxholers cumming.
literally and hard.
all i saw was fat cheeks and a strong back.
everyone meet kev…

I couldn’t help but wonder if a little solo booty play could be the key to unlocking new pleasures in the Foxhole?

we all know the real estate market is tight,
like the current dating market,
especially when it comes to finding the perfect spot.

What if the best thing you could invest in,
especially during those lonely nights,
was your very own high-rise of pleasure?

enter something many of you will like…

scott noel aka @scottnoel_16 looks like he probably gets a lot of dms.
i can only imagine those that are trying to get deep into his box.
judging from that biggie shirt…
i mean,
let’s be real here.
he is using what he got to bag black males…

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these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
the nerds need something to jack off to.
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:

behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…

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we are a bunz lovin‘,
cake tastin‘,
tail grabbin’,
and cheek pinchin‘ foxhole here.
“we love big butts and we cannot lie”.
i have always loved the bunz on the baller wolf kind tho.
sometimes it’s muscular; other times it’s giggly.
often times,
it’s good.
darnay holmes of the giants stopped me dead in my tracks yesterday.
everyone,
including myself,
was wondering what was going on in this video…

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