everything is bigger in texas (and johnny’s cheeks is creating a massacre)

these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
the nerds need something to jack off to.
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:

 

behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…

Did they have to make Johnny’s ass so plump? ????
by u/can4rycry in TXChainSawGame

anytime i watch someone play this game and johnny is brought up,
from straight males to vixens all say the same thing:

“OH HE GOT ASS!”
“JOHNNY IS CAKED UP”
“YA’LL LOOK AT HIS ASS IN THESE JEANS”

bad enough,
johnny is one of the psychos but everyone wants to be stabbed by him

literally.
if this were real life,
johnny would have so many bodies under his belt.
literally.

lowkey: i’ve only seen one white wolf irl who could fill out jeans like that.

1 thought on “everything is bigger in texas (and johnny’s cheeks is creating a massacre)

  1. Recently saw someone play GTA and lord Fortnite and those characters built to perfection and gave me a hard on and I’ve been meaning to buy my own. More importantly, that NBA 2k22 takes the cake and those men are phyne. I like the way these games give option of customization of clothing.

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