there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

the hair is fluffed.
the tan is deep orange.
the facial expression is giving kingpin from spiderman.

…and of course,
he ( x goes down in history ) for these shenanigans.
what a time to be alive.
i’ll never forget the day he became president.
his stans were walking around proudly with red ties at my job.
i’d love to hear their thoughts now.

lowkey: this didn’t age well at all…

and he even returned to twitter for more shenanigans…

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT pic.twitter.com/Mcbf2xozsY

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2023