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aubrey o’day thought a nice cup of tea would keep us warm during the debates last night

trump looks like a turkey with that side profile.
so last night was the final debate between donald trump and joe biden.
biden had a sit down with kamala on how to drag.
trump pulled out his best narcissistic tricks to dominate the conversation.
“i’m the least racist person in this room”…
when trump said that,
i screamed.
all in all,
it was pretty good.
i learned nothing tbh,
but it was a moment in history to witness.
the biggest and best dragging went to the shape-shifting,
aubrey o’day.
she felt some kind of way during the debates and posted this…

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you thought lil tay and jd blackstone were done fighting? nope, that’s not over.

lil tay,
fame,
and rico pruitt.
three onlyfans stars who are beefin with jd blackstone,
another onlyfans star.
how old are these folks?
serious question.
if these three stop being friends,

this is gonna be a showdown of epic proportion.
so more fighting everyone!
this time,
it’s outside someone’s apartment.
this was jd and lil tay on ig live:

this is what jd said as he pulled up...

and this was the outcome

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (99)

how do these fights even start?
is it the henny that starts to kick in?

hell,
they aren’t even fights,
but straight-up brawls.
“my money is on jackal in the orange…”
like,
tf?
is it me or when i see folks in real life i can’t stand in public settings,
i ignore tf outta them?
i’m good at ignoring someone for the rest of our time on earth.

its legit mariah kinds of “i don’t know her/him“.
there was another major brawl in atlanta,
but this time it’s against the onlyfans stars

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don’t act disgusted if you hear your favs are secretly voting for trump

it’s not a secret that many of our celeb favs are voting trump this election.
you would be silly to think otherwise.
it’s like how white vixens were so against trump,
but many of them secretly voted for him in last election.
diddy was talking about “holding our votes“,
but has changed his tune about voting trump out.
it’s being revealed they are/were good friends.
( x see that here )
the biggest celeb shocker to me is ice cube.
that was the plot twist i didn’t see this year.
he claims he went to the democrats for help and they ignored him.
50 was very honest about who he is voting for…

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it’s the girth that will have you crying out to Jesus of Latter-day Saints

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lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.

That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.

he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…

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jeffree star adds another bbc to his collection

jeffree star would be the perfect villain in a jordan peele movie tbh.
in my head,
the title of it would be called:

BBC

it’d be about a white hyena who get his energy from fuckin’ black males.
he’d drain the very essence that makes being black amazing.
once he does that,
he’d kill them and then move onto the next.
morbid af,
i know,
but sounds like a good ass movie.
well in real life,
jeffree went from andre marhold to another alleged bbc

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