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everyone wants kevin samuels to be gay so bad (will that make him less or more the villain?)

Same pokemon; different evolution?
One would think so.
Pichu (under Joe Budden) is more powerful but can take more damage to itself.
Sounds like joey at times tbh.
Kevin Samuels has evolved into Pikachu,
but not yet Raichu.
Yet.

the villain.
everyone wants to play the villain card but very few are good at really executing it.
i like the fun villain types who are dramatic and bring some kind of excitement,
maybe with some anti-hero energy in them,
but folks choose to be the mean and nasty type that only ends up backfiring on them.

That is Kevin Samuels to me

he is the “mean and nasty” type of animal in his evolution.
the way how he ( x broke down that black vixen ) was extremely vile.
i refuse to give his recent appearance on joe budden’s podcast any views.
i saw something where he was breaking down saweetie’s looks and was instantly turned off.

as the pretty vixen would say:

I cancel anyone who makes black vixens the punchline.

once you choose the role of villain,
folks will start on their quest to destroy you.
they found kevin samuels high school picture and…

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joseline woke up and chose violence and chaos for aunt wendy

i fucks with this picture.
joseline whole aura >
i have soft spot for joseline hernandez.
she is one of the veterans of the “lhh” franchise i started (and ended) that show with.
you can count on joseline to be unapologetically herself.
on another side of the coin,
you can expect aunt wendy (williams) to be the same as well.
they are both alpha vixens who are who they are.

So you know when it was time for them to have a discussion,
it may come to verbal blows at some point.

apparently,
joseline woke up and chose violence and chaos yesterday.
  she appeared on “the wendy williams show” to promote her show,
joseline’s cararet miami” on zeus,
and well…

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swizz beatz learns just how fake people can be even in death (dmx)

people i swore up and down would be in my life forever showed they were “fair-weather friends“.
the folks i looked out for,
checked in to see if they were good,
showed up to their events,
hooked up with shit,
and didn’t snitch on them when i was getting let go.

What friendship?
What loyalty?

oftentimes,
i find cancer-born folks deal with this the most.
i don’t fight or argue unless it’s brought to me.
i’ve been fortunate to watch all those who hurt me experience karma they couldn’t escape.

my mother use to sell mary kay and she was really good at it.
she had a lot of products left after she died.
i kid you not,
the day after she died,
her “team leader” and her supposed “friend” came in my crib and took all her products to sell.
i don’t even think my mother was embalmed yet.

“Your mother would want this!” they said as they excitedly hauled all her shit in garbage bags.

folks move really funny out here and you learn it once you’re down or sick.
people around you learn just how people are when you die.
you know the family members who hoot and holler at funerals but ain’t never called when they were alive.
swizz beatz learned just how fake some of the people were around dmx after he died.
this is what he said at his memorial service at barclays in brooklyn via “yahoo“…

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when you’re a depressed pastor who is filled with anxiety, show off your big penis in “close friends” on ig

young and good-looking pastors make me nervous.
they often know the power they wield.
i’ve known many who use their looks to get more money out of their congregation.
vixens,
and gay males,
will become groupies.
jamari fox stopped being fooled or impressed after all i’ve been through with church folks.
darnell barrett from “hillsong church” in jersey,
who is also married,
wanted to show off his workout goals.
instead,
he wanted to show off his big penis in “close friends” on ig to one of his church members…

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do we want to hear about jason lee’s penis and sex game?!

these days,
everyone wants to be a star on social media.
we have made it easy for any random to have their 15 minutes.
the biggest issue i see is:

SO many of these folks are not stars.

any regular degula can get a ton of followers,
but without a machine behind some of these folks,
they all come out messy and absolutely dehydrated.
not everyone can pop like kim kardashian for doing nothing:


there are no winners in this battle between jason lee of “hollywood unlocked” vs @jayymoneyy7.
@jayymoneyy7 had an interview with “ttb network” and i won’t lie to you…

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jason lee of “hollywood unlocked” should have signed an autograph and kept it moving (the scandal continues)

if ima be going through scandal hell after one night gone wrong,
ima needs it to be with someone sexy af.
call me shallow,
but i want folks to be like:

“Yeah,
I can see why Jamari lost his mind…”

rather than:

“Yeah,
Jamari has lost his mind…”

this drama with jason lee of “hollywood unlocked” is getting really messy.
in that ( x last entry ),
jason told his side.
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