Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
beyonce ain’t saying nothing and now i gotta say something

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
when they do say something:
many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.
that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).
i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.
i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.
i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:
everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.
the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…
julian taylor morris didn’t think 2026 was when they’d come collect him

i love when the Foxohole has a past story that gets a update,
especially a good “we know whodunit“.
we lovvvvvvvvvvvve a good whodunit round dese hind parts.
if i’m lucky,
many of ya’ll got the inside scoop too.
we all thought julian taylor morris dun it.
remember ( x this story ) when his late manz,
deundray cottrell,
turned up dead in a shed and julian’s first instinct was to go missing.
sidebar: that is always the first sign of guilt for me.
yo ass should be at the station cooperating with law enforcement.
putting on the track shoes and skipping town?

julian comes back,
IG update a new manz,
and is all over rih’s social media like he got a new attitude.
well one thing hyenas don’t realize is:
the F-BI gon’ F-BI.
they think they got away with it,
but the F-BI is building a case.
they are watching everything so when they come knocking,
they got enough evidence to bring the whole house of cards down.
it seems julian’s alleged house of cards came down cause via “foxatlanta“…
what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?
our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!
this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…
oh hi officer, arrest me, i’m a hooker

every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.
as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.
nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.
labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…
cardi and maduka sitting in a tree, meeting up in it-a-ly

this body language <
when two people are interested in each other,
there is an energy they both carry.
there is a spark or even heat if its really intense.
offset and her had a lot of chemistry because there was genuine interest:
this is why i’m not convinced with cardi and maduka yet.
we know when she is interested because she can’t hide it.
i mean,
if it was any one of us who bagged NFL baller soccer wolf,
maduka okoye,
the roof tops would be shouting.
i mean,
look at the material:

some of y’all wouldn’t be able to keep your mouthes shut.
in more ways than one.

question: do you guys think he has a big penis?
and a good stroke resume?
anyhoo…
cardi was spotted with maduka in italy,
and allegedly they went on a date,
but here is the thing…
the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?
the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.
from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:
what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?
this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:
who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?
may this level of pathological liar never find me:
We received a video in 2024 showing Love pretending to sign a contract with the 49ers. This story is legit insane, including him having a 14-year-old “business manager” when he started the scam. https://t.co/seeV53zvUd pic.twitter.com/fbyTGcQ7Xy
— Dan Zaksheske (@RealDanZak) August 28, 2026
Fake San Francisco 49ers player has been arrested after scamming at least 26 women out of $1.3 million through romance and investment schemes.
• Daejon Labrayae Love, 35, pretended to be a 49ers wide receiver and wealthy real estate investor
• He met women on dating apps and… pic.twitter.com/IXcGs2ry6l
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) August 28, 2026
This man, who never played in the NFL, even had a custom cake made showing a personalized San Francisco 49ers jersey that he sent to women to "prove" he was signed by the team. https://t.co/vUlBD39zkY pic.twitter.com/UFhfqJhbHq
— Dan Zaksheske (@RealDanZak) August 28, 2026

well his mugshot was released today and…
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