you ever heard the saying,
“jack of all trades; master at none“?
that would probably explain royce white.
i know:

“who?”

he went from “blink and you missed it” NBA baller wolf,
went on to the MMA and that was another “blinked and you missed it”,
went nuts chasing a random ass political career,
and has decided he is in his feminine era to get in the WNBA draft to prove a point:

insert my: “what in the world???” here

when in doubt,
grift…
am i right?

( x this pineapple has had more than a few lives )
it’s a shame because if only he pursued sex work like this alleged video,
he might have found something that stuck…

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as soon as i woke up this morning,
some Foxholers were sending me things about perez hilton on tiktok.
i saw the video but it was so blurry,
i didn’t know WHAT i was looking at.
another Foxholer hit me up and told me not to look at the video.
i appreciate that kind of love tbh.
they were trying to protect my spirit because tbh…

OOF,
the karma and it’s connections in this story.
i was very annoyed with what sidney starr did to chingy.
she used a photo of him to imply they were having sex:

…and then come out years later and said she lied,
basically like:

“oh well,
i ruined his career.
OOPSY!”

…and even with her admitting she lied,
some people still want to believe her.
because,
ya know,
they’re stupid.
well if you didn’t believe in karma,
sidney starr and her much needed fate happened today.
she just got accused of something absolutely heinous and even IF it’s a lie…

LAWD HAVE MERCY TYLER WHY?

^that is what i fonted in “the neighborhood talk” comments.
ya know,
i should have known better.
i have posted some wild shit in The Foxhole.
when i fonted about ( x tyler lepley gettng married to miracle watts ),
i was genuinely happy for them.
have we seen the alleged cheating scandal drop not even a few days after the wedding?
tyler and miracle ain’t even put their bags down from the honeymoon properly,
cause the wild side hoe came out and put all his alleged shit out there…

is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.
i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?
( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you…

have you ever seen someone in the wild,
thought they were attractive,
and as soon as they opened their mouth or font...

all you could do was go,
“ew.”

that is how i felt with a vixen i saw on “the neighborhood talk” recently.
she went to usher/chris brown’s “best dry hump” dual concert,
but she was acting like she was either sanctified or had a wolf in the audience.

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that back was real straight and the “lean back” was giving,
“yo break stink but i don’t know how to tell you“.
none of that was the case.
she decided to unclasp her fingers and let her inner hood rat do the fonting…