Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

you are fluent in maga because you get to be a big ol mean girlie?

about a year ago,
i had someone i was close to me say:

“See,
Trump tried to tell ya’ll…”

and be “tried to tell us“,
it had something to do with wearing masks and the rona.
another friend told me they miss how entertaining trump was on twitter.
i had another friend proudly say the rona wasn’t real and no one died.
something to do with it being a hoax.
what they all told me without telling me:

He put a freshly charged battery on people’s backs.

he showed the forests it was okay to say what you wanted,
be as vile as you wanted,
and to leap if someone wanted it.
look at how he spoke to various reporters:

 

so by following him and his ways,
many of these froggies lept to their dooms but the fact still remains:

He awakened the jackals in many people.

some of my friends are included in this jackal uprising too.
danny collins used to be fluent in maga.
he explains what it was about trump that he loved on his tiktok…

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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?

i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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them ones

when you’re going through the worst season of your life,
it makes you ultra-aware of who is there.

Them ones who were standing by your side.
Them ones who had an available shoulder to cry on.
Them ones who would fight an entire army by your side.

it’s the little things that you’ll notice.
it’s the little things that mean so little but mean so much.

Them ones who will suggest shows for you to watch.
Them ones who will let you borrow money without an end date.
Them ones who will buy you food because they see your fridge is empty.

it’s them ones you won’t forget when you rise from the ashes.
them ones that will never go hungry because you will keep them fed.
it’s them kellys to them beyonces.
them ones who didn’t expect anything for being there,
but you gave them everything.
them ones crying tears of joy cause you never forgot their kindness.
the rest,
however,
have to watch from the outside…

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candace owens thinks eminem has gotten gayer in his old age

eminem has only one request:

He doesn’t want ANY Republicans using his music.

i mean,
that’s fair and it should be respected.
GOP presidential contender,
“da vek” aka vivek ramasw-something or the other,
decided he wanted to get on stage and pretend he was eminem.

why are these people so corny?
in which promoted em to ask da vek to ( x never rap his music again ).
somehow,
candace owens thinks em is gay because of this…

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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?

BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:

“WTF did they do?”

barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
but whatever.
suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…

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when they are in control, you’ll be able to sex and marry a 15-year-old?

“In honor of your tribe”
“When we are in control”

ya’ll see the wording in this question?
the wild part is that they call gays “groomers“.
that we secretly try to lurk on children.
when in actuality,
i see more straights getting caught up for violating kids,
especially ones that are supposed to teach them.

Based on this question,
the person in that picture is supposed to be 15.

someone answered and i was shook…

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