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*the part where i flipped my whole scalp over some nonsense today

You hit me,
tell me about your toxic relationship,
I give you advice,
you do the opposite.

You announce you are breaking up & moving out,
i support the decision,
you go back home in the course of 1 day.

You tell me you’re cheating,
I’m over it so i agree,
I say you’re back to your old ways,
you tell me i need to go get dick and stop trying to plan your life.

what?

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these trans vixens went to the straight club and the end result was disturbing

*the following entry is rated r for disturbing images.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a reggae song that i heard as a little one in barbados that absolutely disturbed me.
it was about a vixen who cheated on her man and told her to strip naked in the middle of town.
talmbout he bought this so…

“TEK IT OFFFFFFFF”

i can’t remember the name of it but as a kid,
i found the song to be absolutely disturbing.
all the straights loved and sung it all the time.
some folks can be really inhumane.
^those trans vixens found themselves in trouble at a straight club.
when the jackals in the club found out they were trans,
they were stripped naked and…

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did baller, ismemen etute, beat jerry smith to death because he got head from a male?

i stay confused when straight wolves claim they were “tricked” into sex by another male/trans,
but i’ve realized that:

Some males,
whether straight or gay,
are really dumb and desperate when it comes to sex.

fuck first; ask questions later.
that is the story of the 18-year-old pre-baller wolf from virginia tech,
ismemen etute.
he beat 40-year-old,
jerry smith


to death because he felt he was tricked into sex via “roanoke“…

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being black in corporate is a scam (pass it on)

if this panny has taught me anything,
i’ve learned that i can’t do corporate anymore.
i iz tied massa.
tied.
i’ve been in corporate for close to 10 years and my cup runneth empty.
ya’ll cups runneth empty to the way everyone is protesting going back into an office again.
i felt what my sista,
jasmine gardens,
was talmbout when she posted this video on her ig:

 

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why would you want to go back to jobs where folks are going to cry in the bathroom?

Why is it okay to be pushed to the point that you’re crying at work??!?!

i couldn’t believe that behavior was coming from bosses i thought were cool too.

everyone thinks white corporate is a shit show,

but i’ve learned black corporate is just as worst tbh.
it doesn’t get any better on that side of town either.
this doesn’t apply to all jobs,
but this is my experience

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imagine getting peed and shitted on by someone off grindr?

it sounds like a night after eating a whole edible,
but i’m not talking about some extra freaky shit that we end up taking to our graves.
i’m talking about being robbed and humiliated by a straight hyena.
in 2017,
four straight hyenas were robbing and disrespecting gay males off grindr in texas.
the last one had his day in court and via “advocate“…

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we gotta start monitoring kids because they’re putting lesbians in the rugrats now

as a kid,
i watched cartoons to basically watch cartoons.
cartoon characters didn’t have sexuality to me.
they just did goofy shit that entertained me.
it was really above the surface for me unless it was part of the plot.
i’ll be the first to raise my hand and say i never assumed betty deville,
who is phil and lil’s mom on “rugrats“,
was gay.
i thought she was just an aggressive woman.

sidebar: angelica is the original hbic.
when susie came into town thooooo…

in the new rugrats reboot,
betty is gonna be a lesbian.
now that i look at her with grown eyes,
it makes sense.
what’s gonna happen to her hubby,
howard?

oh scandal,
she left him for a vixen?


some people are having a fit with the news.
surprise,
suprirse.
i was sent this screenshot of what someone fonted on fb(?)…

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