so i didn’t know that cory booker had alleged gay rumors around him.
i’m only going by what the forests have been fonting.
i always assumed he was straight.
anyhoo,
he got engaged recently (to a vixen named alexis) and like we all do,
he put the engagement photos up as an IG press release and…

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… uh.
huh.

first off,
that ring is disgustingly small.
cory,
i know you make good money.

second,
what are with these overly dramatic mouth open shots we got going on here?
whats so funny?
we wanna laugh too.
in every picture,
they got their mouth’s open like piranha plants from mario bros.

third,
a year and a half they’ve been together but he has more pics with rosario dawson?

fourth,
this one is my fav in the slide.

the whole engagement shoot looks like ( x couple stock cards ) to me.
she looks like she was mailed here too.

and lastly,
its giving “happy father that daughter is engaged” than “we are an actual couple” imo.

…but hey,
he obvious he is into her because he makes her laugh…

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….right?

i guess a “married” politician is better optics than a single one.
congrats to the ecstatic couple.

lowkey: there are two types of couples on socials…

the “one person is more into the other and it obviously shows”
the “you can tell we are in love and will be together forever”

stay woke.