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the barbie vixen is on a new tour called “presidential”

i like the phrase,
“two things can be true at the same time“.
in some cases,
three things.
the barbie vixen is one of the most talented female rappers of this generation and:
she completely took a fat shit on her base aligning with the person who runs this country
its some of the comments under “the neighborhood talk” posts for me…
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i find white wolves attractive,
but i never thought of being a self hater in my attraction.
i find all males attractive in general,
but if i was to date a white wolf,
it would strictly be off vibes and energy.
it’s never because he has white cause you know,
some of these jackals date a complexion rather than a person.
todrick hall has always been strange to me.
we have fonted about him in the past,
but an F-BI sent me a recent update about his new play,
“midnight“.
its a whole production about…
i would play a solo game of “friends sex and games” with eric cordes

what would you do if you could have sex with one of your friend’s partners?
this is without being called a home wrecking triflin azz hoe?um,
don’t raise your paws fast enough.
so that is the premise of ^this show called “friends sex and games” on prime video:
i was randomly scrolling on that app and the trailer popped up.
it’s a german show about a 4 marriages,
2 are unfulfilled,
and they all decide to play a game to exchange partners for one night.
as you can guess,
it doesn’t end well.
tbh,
i started watching because of this 6’2 white german wolf...
when your last name is cure but the allegations say otherwise

i kid.
i kid.
its actually quite shocking the amount of people who have herpes at this moment.
they say over 50% of people have oral herpes,
but 1 in 8 people have genital herpes.
unlike other STDS,
you can catch herpes with a condom.
its important to tell folks your status before they sleep with you.
you hide it,
give someone something they didn’t ask for,
and the whole forest ends up knowing cause you got hit with a lawsuit.
sidebar: its like when DL hyenas hurt someone for telling their secret,
but now everyone ends up knowing the secret cause his dumb ass got arrested.
acting wolf,
travis cure,
allegedly gave someone herpes and is getting sued over it (via tmz)…
you can’t pay for your friend’s first class ticket being worth 100 million? copy.

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.
we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:
“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.
also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…
kendrick sampson wants all his friends to be pregnant by him

i see him with a white vixen tbh.
many of these “black power” menz always end up with white vixens.
it is what it is.
as life goes on,
i’m learning some people like the idea of marriage and kids,
but not what it takes to create a healthy household.
i’ve even seen it in my own parentals.
“nathan” from “insecure“,
aka kendrick sampson,
has a entirely different approach.
he said “fuck that relationship/marriage shit…
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