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terry kennedy looks good in orange now

i remember terry kennedy from myspace.
he was a skating boarding baller wolf who i use to fantasize about was fucking me.
tmi.
he had the nicest teeth too.


well alas,
terry kennedy is also a violent hyena too.
he is about to be hauled off to prison for an alleged murder…

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dababy will be refereed to as “dadownbad” (or “dadownbadbaby”?)

you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?

 that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:

 

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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.

right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…

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dababy is “giving what it’s supposed to give” and it’s “he don’t gaf”?

coincidence?
probably.
it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:

“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”

my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
he said…

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dua lipa levitated dababy right off her ig follower’s list

some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
 dababy responded

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dababy said you’re not allowed if you have hiv or suck penis in parking lots

at some point,
we have to accept:

MOST RAPPERS ARE LOW HANGING FRUIT

many of them aren’t cultured or educated.
they’re heavy on the raggamuffin and only think with their dicks and wallets.
a majority of them aren’t smart and full-blown liabilities.
it puzzles me why vixens get bred by them tbh.
those hoes go on to become influencers.
like,
she’s getting paid 80k an appearance cause she let a rapper(s) dump in her?
make it make sense.
i enjoyed dababy‘s music but let’s not act like he is a member of oprah’s master class.
in his “let’s turn all the way up” hype speech at rolling loud,
he decided to call out those with hiv and “males suckin dick in the parking lot”

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you f’d with chika and amiyah scott, you’re pretty much a done deal.

so before i start,
i want to say that i fux with chika real heavy.
her music has shown what a tremendous talent she is within the LGBT community.

 

during the weekend,
she got into it with brandon anthony:

…who has done some acting,
but promotes parties within the LGBT community as well.
allegedly,
brandon didn’t give chika the same promo or pay to host a la black pride event.
you can catch up ——> ( x here ).
i had some thoughts about the whole situation…

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