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candace owens thinks eminem has gotten gayer in his old age

eminem has only one request:

He doesn’t want ANY Republicans using his music.

i mean,
that’s fair and it should be respected.
GOP presidential contender,
“da vek” aka vivek ramasw-something or the other,
decided he wanted to get on stage and pretend he was eminem.

why are these people so corny?
in which promoted em to ask da vek to ( x never rap his music again ).
somehow,
candace owens thinks em is gay because of this…

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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?

BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:

“WTF did they do?”

barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
but whatever.
suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…

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i finally watched the little mermaid, 2023 version, and i have thoughts…

i didn’t get a chance to see the little mermaid when it was in theaters.
i really wanted to support halle bailey but my money was crazy funny.
the little mermaid was one of my favorite disney movies as a kid.
i didn’t realize how much ariel was a pick-me but ya know…

every time we went to the beach as a kid,
i remember telling my mother how i wanted to be a merman.
i watched it and i had a few thoughts (spoilers)…

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billy porter doesn’t need the met gala, right?

billy porter,
in my opinion,
is someone who suffers from “bigego-isitis“.
remember when he was the hot ‘n’ happenings while pose was going on?
all the black folks who hate anna wintour are cheering him on today.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he called her ( x the b word ) after trying to prove his point.
in doing so,
he ( x lost his invite to the met gala ) going forward.
once a staple at the event will be no more.

 

he shouldn’t be upset tho…

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the mercury retrograde brought darius jackson back to keke palmer (aww cutes!)

when i was dealing with the work wolf issue,
i didn’t think i’d ever leave him alone tbh.
i’ll be 100 with you:

If he would have opened the gate for a re-do,
I would have gone back with my tail tucked between my legs.

when i look back at that rough time in my life,
The Foxhole legit dragged me so hard and i’m grateful.
i think God made us separate for all the right reasons.
it couldn’t be seen back then but it was the plan for now.

Did we really think Keke Palmer was going to completely leave her baby daddy,
Darius Jackson?

survey says…

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one thing about beyonce, she is gonna feed us with meats (hello agape woodlyn)

when i went to beyonce’s concert,
i didn’t notice she had a fine-ass guitarist.
i saw bey and the dancers but no meats on stage.

Well,
when I went to get food,
there was one wolf who stopped EVERYONE in their tracks.
He was FIONNNNNNNNNNNE.
Them pecs in that shirt made me want to skip the fries and breastfeed.

i might have been so wrapped up in the good time i was having.
so when i saw this video of agape woodlyn:

@agapewoodlyn #fypage #beyonce #renaissanceworldtour ♬ original sound – Agapéwoodlyn

i was like wherrrrrre tf was i when he walked out on stage?
 this video tho…

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