most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday… Continue reading “hit me under your burner account so we can creep on the low (kitten)” →

i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
honestly…

I’d be scared

first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
secondly,
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:

sadly,
they just trying to smash (and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
Continue reading “the booty guru wants you to look back at it (and wants to help you get it)” →

as much as i post cut up bawdies,
with banging biceps and crotch adjusting abs,
i can always rock with a wolf with a thick bawdy.
i believe we in the foxhole love our fantasies,
but we love our realities as of well.

Most males ain’t built Ford tough

drake is cute to me.
i don’t care what anyone says,
but that beard really helped enhanced his looks.
he is currently at my home island of bim (barbados) where he had a beach day…
Continue reading “drake is giving “thicka than a snicka” down in barbados” →

we should be really scared of our government.
no,
i’m being serious.
the trump administration is so lax about the rona is absolutely baffling.
they are urging schools and other things to open up,
yet folks are still catching this virus in rapid numbers.
folks are dying and our president is literally walking through a garden of roses.
he is literally trying not to breathe in that shit is stinkin’.
it’s really ridiculous and downright terrifying.
so trump’s administration is stopping all reporting from the cdc about the rona via “ny times“…
Continue reading “the rona is over so take your mask off, go outside, and wave the american flag” →

some folks like shit.
*shrugs*
i knew of someone who liked scat play so much,
they would be giving head during or after taking a dump on the toilet.
other times,
they would drop their brown babies off on their wolves chest and stomach.
they said the rancid smell turned them on.

Everyone has a fetish

personally,
i’ll only allow one bodily fluid on me.
as you know,
dallas wade is the shit.
he is tapping into those with a particular fetish.
this is what a foxholer sent me from his onlyfans page…
Continue reading “dallas wade is with the shits (literally)” →

this ain’t my song tho….
first of all,
why ain’t no tell me tory lanez was bajan?
that news shocked tf outta me.
so i casually listened to a tory records until that last ep he came out with.
“chixtape 5”.
i wore that record out when it first dropped.
well tory is no stranger to fuck shit.
he was just arrested on weapon’s charges,
but he had a special guest feature in the car via “tmz“…
Continue reading ““arrested for concealed weapon in the car” by tory lanez featuring…” →