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was tekashi69 trying to get/give 6 or 9 inches to/from lil nas x?

lil nas x is so handsome.
he joins me in “the team of legendary #biglips“.
one thing i like about him is he knows how to handle his social media.
he is charming and very amusing.
i can only imagine all who is sliding up in his dms with his fame.
baller wolves?
actors?
models?
 other singer/rappers?
once you get that blue check,
it becomes a whole different story.
tekashi69 made a comment about lil nas x in regards to china requiring anal swabs for outsiders.
this is what he said ( x under akademiks post about it ):

lil nas x decided to do some commenting of his own in regards to that comment…

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trevante rhodes, his biceps, and muscular butt was out here slanging the peen in a movie

oh,
trevante rhodes.

ooooooooh,
trevante rhodes.
some of the males we lust after in entertainment,

we hope to see them in a sex scene in a movie or tv show.
a porn leak is God giving gifts to his special children.
i’ve crossed ll cool j,
dmx,
miguel angel silvestre,
matthew mcconaughey,
brandon bell,

y’lan noel,
and jay ellis off my fantasies who have slanged good peen in scripted productions.
trevante rhodes,
with those biceps and that chest of his,
has always been one of my fantasies i’d love to see in a sex scene.
i guess my prayers were answered.
trevante was out here slanging the peen to audra day in “the united states vs billie holiday” and well…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

when two jamaican males get together and one doesn’t make it out alive

i’ve always been told that caribbean males are a little crazy.
i’m from barbados and i can attest to being a smidge of crazy.
the running joke has always been:

Some Jamaican males are mad as a shad!

…which means some of them can take the whole cake of crazy.
i’ve heard the sex can be bomb af,
especially for americans who are not used to all that hip rotating,
but they can be crazy and will make you crazy in the process.
add on being gay and i’m sure that is a whole rollercoaster ride to the pits of hell.
the following is about two gay jamaican males,
but rupert brown:

ended up dying at the hands of his partner’s crazy up in canada…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW

so we got rappers/porn stars targeting and killing gays on dating apps now too?

let’s be real for a second…
if some of us saw ^that mysterious silhouette on a sex app,
more than likely,
we would want to meet whoever is behind the mystery.
God forbid they send a serious dick pic,
you know it’s “when?” and “what time?“.
i’d imagine that is what joshua j. smelser (who is below) thought as well:

…until he was killed by that same figure,
who was allegedly targeting and robbing gay males on sex apps…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

when you wanna be a shitty person, but being fake is what gets you friends

it’s hard to just “be” when we want to impress everyone we meet.
if you wanna be a shitty person then be that person.
here is the thing with me,
i might not like or fuck with you because you’re a shitty person…

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is rap really faker than the wwe? soulja boy about to have randy orton powerslam his ass (wait…)

randy orton is a fine white baller wwe wolf.
so i use to be into wrestling heavy as a kid.
my step father,
who is mi’s father,
was a huge wrestling stan too.
every pay-per-view,
he would pay for it for us to watch.
i’ll never forget when the undertaker made his debut.
i wanted an action figure of him so bad!
i was such a stan of his.
every monday,
i peep many of the foxhole parked for wwe raw.
when soulja boy posted this on twitter about the wwe:

all hell broke loose between randy orton and him…

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