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dababy is “giving what it’s supposed to give” and it’s “he don’t gaf”?

coincidence?
probably.
it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:

“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”

my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
he said…

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Posted in TURN YO TV ON UM IM CONFUSED WOW

my lace panties and prostate being tickled is a legit argument in my break up

one of my best friends,
spicy,
has been trying to get me into tyler perry’s “sistas” on bet.
tyler perry is cool,
but he isn’t my particular flavor when it comes to entertainment.
i’ll be honest with you,
i only wanted to tune into the show because:

 

The cast of vixens on the show are all really beautiful
Tyler casts fine wolves to be the love interests/eye candy
The sex scenes have been…

so i’ve been sniffing around with interest.
of course,
tyler shows me why he needs a…
well,
you know.
in a recent episode,
two of the characters broke up and this is what got ya’ll dragging him out here…

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bill cosby (the name on everyone’s lips)

there has been so much going on.
between lnx‘s kiss heard around the world,
the anti-vaxxers vs the vaccinated,
all the crime happening in different cities,
and folks about to revolt before going back into an office,
there has been a lot happening in society.
this latest twist has jumped 6 spaces ahead of all that shit…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LET ME TELL YOU A STORY... NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON UGH UM IM CONFUSED WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

he pulled my penis right outta my sexy underwear without my permission

*the following entry is rated r with triggering imagery.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

it’s no surprise that some males are wild animals when it comes to someone sexy.
they will go outta their way to touch your merchandise like they own the joint.
you see how difficult it is out here for vixens.


my friend was just telling me how some jackals were howling at her as she walked by.

HER MAN WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HER TOO.

they had no fucks to give and I wonder what would have happened if she was alone?
even when you’re at a strip club,
they tell you not to touch any of the strippers unless requested.
so when foxholers sent me the following video today,
I had one question…

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE UM IM CONFUSED

if lil nas x isn’t your hero, you don’t love yourself!!!

some people need a hero.
they need someone to be the motivation for why they wake up in the morning.
we were taught this as kids when reading fairy tales.
this white knight will swoop in to come and save the day!
he/she/it will make us feel better and give us confidence about our boring lives!
so when someone sees someone as their hero,
and you don’t,
they will stop and nothing to hurt your feelings.

“HOW DARE THEY TALK ABOUT THE HERO IN MY STORY!?”

like bey,
nicki,
and the rona vaccine,
the latest hero in many people’s stories became lil nas x

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marvin bienaime might be responsible for some of you becoming gay or bi

marvin bienaime is out here turning folks gay.
he made me accept my taste with all the sexy males he photographs.
his ig can be the perfect jack-off material too.

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what?
marvin spares no details on the meats.
i wonder if the males he photographs know folks are jackin off to them?
i bet some of them will have a hissy fit with that reality.
that would make me feel sexy and horny af but some of these males can be dorks.

 a vix-bi sent me something that marvin posted on his ig.
i don’t know if this was a joke or…

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