oh brother! oh brother!

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

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he would have been BIG DADDY in slavery

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?

i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

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beyonce ain’t saying nothing and now i gotta say something

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately
,
when they do say something:

many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.

that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).

i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.

i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.

i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:

everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.

the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…

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what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?

our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!

this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…

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rosarioray rocks the mic

i remember rosarioray,
1/2 of the defunct stylings of “zednray“,
was trying to get into music.
the music he released in the past was pretty:

well a Foxholer sent me ray performing “mink” at “behindthebarslive” and well…

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the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?

the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.

from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:

what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?

this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:

who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?

may this level of pathological liar never find me:

well his mugshot was released today and…

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