its been a voyage back to the foxhole

peeks in
turns lights on

these last two weeks,
or maybe it was just a week,
have been wild within the foxhole.
my hosting company promised me a whole new situation and…

 

not only that,
i figured i’d try to fix it myself and messed something up.
sorry for those random emails of whatever language that was.
i was feeling crazy defeated.
if you are subbed to my patreon,
and all my social media,
you know when i saw the foxhole in html only

i knew that was when i had to take a step back.
if things went according to plan,
this would have been in my “i have arrived” entry…

Continue reading “its been a voyage back to the foxhole”

who knew crabs could be cooked… in an air fryer?

one time when i was a baby fox,
new to america,
my late Mum’s boyfriend at the time invited us over for dinner.
that night,
he decided to impress us by cooking lobster.

I’ll never forget how traumatized I was watching that experience.

the pot was shaking and you could hear,
what sounded like,
the lobster screaming within the hot water.
i didn’t eat that night because i lost my appetite.
my empathy is set up a little differently.
so when i saw this video with crabs in an air fryer

Continue reading “who knew crabs could be cooked… in an air fryer?”

my childhood weeps at this new winnie the pooh movie

one of my favorite characters in winnie the pooh’s universe is eeyore.
i felt so seen as a kid with that depressed donkey.

tigger,
who was the lit friend,
always felt too “on” for me.
he is the type that would have the best weed and would be down to fight.
as an adult,
i really fuck with the friendship and loyalty winnie and piglet both have.
these days instead of having an adventure in the 100 acre wood,
those two are now villainous murderers out for revenge…

Continue reading “my childhood weeps at this new winnie the pooh movie”

so i watched house of the dragon on hbo max and well…

you know i was hesitant.
game of thrones was my everything until that last season.
i could have watched house of the dragon live last night but i waited.
i realllllly didn’t want to waste my time.
when i woke up this morning,
i went sniffing for reviews and everyone’s fingers were a gasp.

“Okay,
good reviews.”

i decided to skip a nap and watch the first episode on hbo max.
um and with heavy spoilers…..

Continue reading “so i watched house of the dragon on hbo max and well…”

what is the price for your good stuff?

let’s say you are a blogger and this is around 2018.
you have a successful entertainment blog that rivals the shade room,
neighborhood talk,
and hollywood unlocked.
you get a lot of traction for speaking about celebs on a daily.
this means you can get into bed with many blue checks.
you have a reputation for reporting everything,
whether good or bad.
you get a dm from…

Continue reading “what is the price for your good stuff?”

the unshocked value i’ve put in to michael b jordan and lori harvey splitting up

this pic didn’t age well,
didn’t it?
so today’s news probably doesn’t come as a surprise.
for some,
it probably does.

Michael B Jordan and Lori Harvey split!
( x see news here )

*exalted gasps from one section of the foxhole*
honestly,
i’m not shocked and told yall that i didn’t believe it when it started…

Continue reading “the unshocked value i’ve put in to michael b jordan and lori harvey splitting up”