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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (102)

it isn’t a surprise that some parents start toxic masculinity early.
as you know,
boosie claims he had some hoe suck his 12-year-old son’s peen for his birthday.
here i am,
at 12,
still collecting happy meal toys and excited about new video game releases.
i was a gigantic nerd and i’m happy i didn’t “grow up” quickly.
hell,
i’m still a big ass kid and it has allowed me to have a youthful spirit.
it’s really disgusting how these generational curses start.
i saw this one on my twitter timeline and foxhole…

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jussie smollett is directing, but let’s see who is acting in “b-boy blues”

jussie smollett is off to the directing races.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he is bringing “b-boy blues” in his directorial debut.
filming has begun in new yawk and i saw some of the cast via “daily mail”…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI GOD HAS BEEN WORKING ON ME GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES X MARKS THE FOX

they let jamari fox on imbd now

today was an interesting day for me.
i felt a shift.
a door might have closed but and a new path opened up.
it felt like the timid little fox inside me grew up as well.
i’ve been working with one of my good friends,
yhรก mourhia wright,
on her web series,
#LOVEMYROOMIE.
we started together and got let go at the same time at my last job.
she was featured on season 1 of my podcast.
well because of working with her,
you can add “creative consultant” to my growing resume…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

jamari fox is a fugly, no job keeping, insecure, broke beggin, democratic slut

whew.
to think,
i woke up on this sunday and was looking at sermons.
codys got up and was filled with venom.
we’re clearly in two different worlds.
foxholers always ask me:

Why don’t I ever block people like this from coming to the foxhole?

why?
they have a right to their opinion on me.
i’ll send them to the cage of atonement when they start making no sense.
so lets have a teachable moment on this sunday foxhole!
i believe in turning lemons to lemonade.


lets break down codys comment…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES

happy birthday to me

oh hi.
it’s my birthday.
in barbados,
being born on the 5th means nothing.
when i came to america,
it’s a big ass deal.
i usually like to say that the fireworks are for me.
this past year was one for the record books tbh.
i don’t know how to describe it…
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ari lennox quits music? (she better TF not)

you know i love ari lennox.
i met her and damn near fell in love.
well she has allegedly quit her music career.
it all started because of her loss at the “soul train awards“.
this is what she had to font on her twitter

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