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dababy is “giving what it’s supposed to give” and it’s “he don’t gaf”?

coincidence?
probably.
it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:

“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”

my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
he said…

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boosie said lil nas x is a disrespectful “f” bomb and he’s gonna beat his ass

it’s crazy how you can be a decent person,
be respectful to everyone,
but if some pineapples find out you’re gay then you’re auto-canceled.
ever since boosie saw a male getting drilled in jail,
he has an extreme bitterness for anyone who is gay.
he didn’t mind his business then and he damn sure ain’t minding it now.
so apparently and allegedly,
lil nas x said he wanted to perform naked for charity?
in defense of dababy,
boosie went all the way off on lnx too…

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dababy said you’re not allowed if you have hiv or suck penis in parking lots

at some point,
we have to accept:

MOST RAPPERS ARE LOW HANGING FRUIT

many of them aren’t cultured or educated.
they’re heavy on the raggamuffin and only think with their dicks and wallets.
a majority of them aren’t smart and full-blown liabilities.
it puzzles me why vixens get bred by them tbh.
those hoes go on to become influencers.
like,
she’s getting paid 80k an appearance cause she let a rapper(s) dump in her?
make it make sense.
i enjoyed dababy‘s music but let’s not act like he is a member of oprah’s master class.
in his “let’s turn all the way up” hype speech at rolling loud,
he decided to call out those with hiv and “males suckin dick in the parking lot”

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my lace panties and prostate being tickled is a legit argument in my break up

one of my best friends,
spicy,
has been trying to get me into tyler perry’s “sistas” on bet.
tyler perry is cool,
but he isn’t my particular flavor when it comes to entertainment.
i’ll be honest with you,
i only wanted to tune into the show because:

 

The cast of vixens on the show are all really beautiful
Tyler casts fine wolves to be the love interests/eye candy
The sex scenes have been…

so i’ve been sniffing around with interest.
of course,
tyler shows me why he needs a…
well,
you know.
in a recent episode,
two of the characters broke up and this is what got ya’ll dragging him out here…

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he was pretty, made “you can do it!” ig videos, and was allegedly lusting after the kiddies? (christian burton)

when pretty folks or “those who should know better” do dumb shit,
we often forget that they are human.
no matter how many muscles we have,
or make “you can do it!” tweets,
there can be legit monsters living underneath.
christian burton,
a member of the little rock fire department in arkansas,
had the bawdy and the “you can do it!” ig videos:

could end up allegedly doing this

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DON’T RECORD MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!! PLEASE!!!!

white folks have lost their minds.
i’m so glad we have cameras on our phones for moments like the following.
black folks have to be careful of karens in the wild.
they can be just as dangerous as the chads.
read up on: emmett till
a foxholer sent me a video that is going viral.
it’s a wild karen that decided to attack a black vixen in a store…

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