17 dollars

again: 17 dollars.

yesterday,
so i was told to be out of this apartment by july 1st.
i’m at my new job,
trying to focus on what i was doing,
but i’m getting the craziest texts in real time.

all over 17 dollars.

i had to send people the screenshots as they were happening.
when i’m not in here anymore,
i’ll post them with more details on the entire situation.
imagine staying with someone…

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two rich davids are back on the market

i just fonted about angel on “beauty and black” and stumbling onto this story.

Foxhole: take note.
so the goal is always to get married especially to the ultra wealthy male,
or find yourself in his will legally at least.

the highest earning person in the marriage usually has to shell out alimony,
especially child support once kids are involved.

…which is why i’ve always been told you don’t marry for love.
once the divorce comes around,
love is out the window and it’s “who owns what and how much can i get?“.
david geffen ( x married that younger male ),
david andrew armstrong.

in our heads,
is this ( x how the davids even met )?
he goes by many alias btw.
omg wait…

in happier times,
i’m sure their friends knew them as “the davids” on invites.
i guess it’s now,

“that young bitch who had a plan all along.”

…and guess what?
it’s okay to have that exit plan especially if things aren’t working out.
so the davids didn’t work out after two years of marriage because of “irreconcilable differences“.
i love to know why this didn’t work out but “tmz” is fonting:

Armstrong claimed Geffen treated him as “a living social experiment” and paraded him around as a “trophy to show off to his wealthy friends, under the guise of benevolence.” Armstrong even filed a civil lawsuit against his former partner in July for allegedly exploiting him but ultimately dropped it.

uh…

young david is allegeding that older david did a “breach of contract“,
because he was supposed to get life long support if it ended,
but older david is like,
NAH HOMIE“.
so like all divorces,
it got nasty AF but there seems to be an end to the drama via “tmz“…

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angel is the worst character on beauty in black

xavier smalls played his role as “angel” in “beauty in black” well because…

i HATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTED his character.

like,
with every fiber of my being.
is it me or are all the characters on that show annoying AF?
so “angel” was a stripping baby daddy who would do sumin’ strange for a little change.
if he was an attentionisto IRL:

he would be the type that was straight but on the low,
you could get more out of him for the right amount of money.
this just means some muscle worship and light touching.
absolutely no sex or oral in the champagne room.

angel would be the type that would agree to “gay for pay”,
but if he knows you got that kind of income,
he would probably try to rob you too.

that is where i had a problem with angel…

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jake paul is going to defend the widow’s honor by going at the black community

she is so scary to me.
its all in her eyes.

i find it so interesting how butt hurt so many people can be this era.
druski did a skit about the “erika kirk” type:


…and it had so many people upset including our president:

what is she suing for exactly?
she is gonna waste her money suing a comedian over a joke?
parody and satire are protected under the first amendment.
as long as its presented as comedy and not factual:

it’s like the attentionistos who threatened to sue because i fonted they were sexy.
sooooooooooo…
you are suing because you actually aren’t sexy?
i’m confused.
jake paul,
the jackal who got his jaw broken by anthony joshua,
is ultra-upset over what druski did and wants to do one better…

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jaden ivey new gig is the truth teller about the LGBTQ community

if a racist white jackal got up on that IG live and said:

“all black and brown people are living unrighteous and going to hell.
they won’t be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven.”

…there would be calls for cancellation and banishment,
which rightfully so.
so it’s interesting when ex-baller-but-new-jackal,
jaden ivey,
says it about the LGBTQ community:

“well he is entitled to his opinion.”

he even got boosie co-signing:

i’m gonna get into that “freedom of speech” excuse in a minute.
since jaden has been fired,
he is still doubling down on his christian stance about all things LGBTQ…

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how would you react if your husband was exposed wearing floating fun bags?

whispers to The Foxhole

damn,
what did she do?

they already kicked kristi noem to the curb from security of homeland security,
but now they going a full “burn book” on her too.
as we know,
some of these republican folks are freaky to the deaky.

sidebar: remember that episode of “hookers to a point” on HBO?
that was a parent’s sleep/young millennial/”shouldn’t be watching this” viewing.
the street walking vixen said one of her clients requests a nail in his pee pee hole.

imagine having your husband being blasted for allegedly…

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