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ding dong, tang is gone?

i went out after work to celebrate a friend’s birthday tonight.
in the middle of being out on a school night,
i heard a whole gasp at the table.
it was a busy day for me and i barely had time to check my phone.
my boss made sure to keep me annoyed and busy.
when i asked what was going on…

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“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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jussie smollett’s lawyer claims the joker allegedly jumped jussie

i mean,
when you have trump mad af on twitter:

…OH,
jussie IS the embarrassment to our nation?
well,
he must be stopped then.
*super side eye commences*
well jussie’s lawyer is allegedly still talking.
the foot is down the throat continues here via “the daily mail“…
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welcome to a national emergency (over this damn wall)

(AP Photo/Nati Harnik)

so it’s getting uglier by the second.
well,
trump too,
but there is even more drama with this damn wall.
i just saw this scroll down my twitter timeline
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“how to win friends and influence people” by donald trump

foxhole…
i’m baffled.

What is it about Trump that has folks under his spell?

it cannot be his good looks and charming ways.
this recent tirade he had with jim acosta from “cnn”
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caitlyn jenner is flippin her wig over donald trump

caitlyn jenner makes me sick.
ugh.
i don’t think she realized what she was signing up for.
you can’t be a republican and fight for trans rights at the same time.
it just doesn’t work.

well remember i wanted her reaction after yesterday’s entry?
( x see it here )
she gave one on her instagram filled with idiotic tears.
so she goes
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