i don’t even need to font this for The Foxhole…

Last night’s debate between Kamala Harris and Trump?

utter disaster.
i mean,
like,
eye-openly bad for him.
kamala snatched donald’s wig,
threw it on the floor,
and used it as a hacky sack.
the moment she mentioned his rallies,
it was game over for what was holding his mental health together.

Foxhole tip: the quickest way to unravel a narcissist?
Bruise their ego.

now,
two of the things i really loved…

Tonight is the big night.

the much-anticipated debate between kamala harris and trump.
think of it like pay-per-view but without the bill.
it’s going to be the most viewed,
streamed,
and dissected event of the year.
some are crossing their fingers for kamala to verbally annihilate him.
others are hoping trump will leave her stumbling.

How do i feel?

well…

last night,
we all watched a horror movie together.
unfortunately,
we are watching and starring in it as well.

“Nightmare of the ’24 Presidential Election”

there’s no popcorn,
the seats are uncomfortable,
and the only way we can escape is leaving the country.
the two that we can’t escape from are biden and trump.
what we learned from last night’s debate is…

there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

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i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder…

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i was talking to my home vixen on the phone and i randomly asked her:

“Is the Rona still a thing these days?
People are acting like it’s over.”

…and i kid you not,
as soon as i checked my notifications,
it told me that colin powell died of rona complications at 84.
i didn’t even know he was sick.
many had opinions on him and his life including a random donald trump.
well,
not random.
even though he is disgraced,
he is a former president.
this is what he forgot to write in his burn book about colin in a statement after his death…

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