taking you real deep
there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:
Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album
…and i’m gonna add a 4th.
i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…
Continue reading “alright donald trump, smile and say rico!”
i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder…
Continue reading “donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?”
i was talking to my home vixen on the phone and i randomly asked her:
…and i kid you not,
as soon as i checked my notifications,
it told me that colin powell died of rona complications at 84.
i didn’t even know he was sick.
many had opinions on him and his life including a random donald trump.
well,
not random.
even though he is disgraced,
he is a former president.
this is what he forgot to write in his burn book about colin in a statement after his death…
Continue reading “donald trump thinks colin powell is a grotsky little byotch”
2021 is looking like the year of the reset.
after a year like 2020,
where we were forced to sit with ourselves,
it seems 2021 is when we start over.
i’m hoping that we are officially on an upward turn.
it seems likedonald trump might officially be outta here.
zuckerberg got him up offa facebook:
and it looks like twitter is doing the same…
*dettol is a disinfectant i grew up with in barbados.
shit is powerful.
“finally“.
that is what i said and my group chats said as well.
this transition from trump-to-biden was looking a little shifty,
but it seems that the end is finally near.
i was fully expecting to see chain locks on the white house doors.
it seems like the trump administration is finally admitting defeat…
Continue reading “disinfect the white house with all the *dettol once trump leaves”
do people know to read the room?
i feel like they need to teach “room reading” in schools.
this week before thanksgiving in 2020 is a bleak one for many.
many of our thanksgivings are pretty much ruined.
i thought joe biden would know how to read a room better than trump.
he tweeted this and removed all doubt for me…
Continue reading “joe biden needs our help and money in getting trump outta office”