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earl thomas wife had something for him and his hoes all right

i never found it appealing to lose my sanity when it came to a cheating wolf.
i’m the type that moves silently.
i find out you cheated on me,
and we live together,
your shit will be on the lawn by the time you get home.
no fighting or arguing.
nuna dat.

number and locks are changed; your shit is out my crib.
this is another reason i don’t want a wolf living with me either.
we can separate with no fuss or muss.
earl thomas,
who plays for football for the baltimore ravens,
learned his wife isn’t like me.
this is what she did when she found out he was cheating via “tmz sports“…

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if the eyes are the windows to the soul, put a curtain over antonio brown

something is seriously wrong with antonio brown.
so you know he had to turn himself in for a warrant on burglary and battery charges?
well look at his mugshot

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the cat who beat a dog named bow wow?

imagine this being the only damage in a mug shot compared to…
ya know,
at some point,
bow wow had to be humbled.
i did feel sorry for him during his suicide rants,
but he started doing way too much that he got ignored.
during this super bowl weekend,
he was arrested for fighting ^that vixen in atlanta.
her name is leslie holden aka kiyomi leslie.
she has been his current girlfriend.
well these are his injuries and the story via “tmz”…
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Tiger Woods Mugshot Makes Me Sweepy

it is always a shame when someone falls from grace.
most of the times,
they get cocky af and drunk off their own power.
in turn…
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The One Light Eyed Bandit Does “Mugshot”

jail is not a good look,
but sometimes,
the ones going to jail can look good af.
don’t act like they don’t.
they come out of jail looking like “fuck me stupid”.
remember when we gave all our virtual drawz to that ( x light eyed prisoner )?
jeremy meeks ended up getting to walk phillip pleins’s show last new yawk fashion week.

that coat is fly.
well another bandit caught me eye with his light eye in his mugshot…
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Tremaine Neverson Stars In “The Unlucky Locked Up Negro”

his mumma is going to be so proud.
well that was tremaine neverson in his mugshot from:

YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR THIS NONSENSE – GATE

he was arrested for having that temper tantrum on stage yesterday.
well they got the arraignment footage and well via fameolous
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