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prince michael, of lhhmia, is too pretty to be in jail

some folks are too pretty for jail.
christopher michael harty,
also know as prince michael on love and hiphop miami,
is one of them.
i haven’t heard from or about him in a while.
i figured he was minding his business,
promoting parties,
and bussin’ things open on onlyfans with that mega pipe of his.
nope.
he was allegedly bussin’ vixens mouthes open and kidnapping them too…

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when your mugshot pics scream regrets, bad decisions, and clenched butt cheeks (tyler)

for the life of me,
i don’t know WHY people think things won’t end badly for them after doing obvious dumb shit.
it’s like a white wolf letting some bbc demolish his wife but he has a small penis.
what did he think was gonna happen afterwards?
so we have another update for a boy named tyler and his family of demons.
as you know,
his family of demons decided to post them abusing him on ig live because he might be gay.
( x see it here )
gaye magazine” has been on this story and well…

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earl thomas wife had something for him and his hoes all right

i never found it appealing to lose my sanity when it came to a cheating wolf.
i’m the type that moves silently.
i find out you cheated on me,
and we live together,
your shit will be on the lawn by the time you get home.
no fighting or arguing.
nuna dat.

number and locks are changed; your shit is out my crib.
this is another reason i don’t want a wolf living with me either.
we can separate with no fuss or muss.
earl thomas,
who plays for football for the baltimore ravens,
learned his wife isn’t like me.
this is what she did when she found out he was cheating via “tmz sports“…

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if the eyes are the windows to the soul, put a curtain over antonio brown

something is seriously wrong with antonio brown.
so you know he had to turn himself in for a warrant on burglary and battery charges?
well look at his mugshot

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the cat who beat a dog named bow wow?

imagine this being the only damage in a mug shot compared to…
ya know,
at some point,
bow wow had to be humbled.
i did feel sorry for him during his suicide rants,
but he started doing way too much that he got ignored.
during this super bowl weekend,
he was arrested for fighting ^that vixen in atlanta.
her name is leslie holden aka kiyomi leslie.
she has been his current girlfriend.
well these are his injuries and the story via “tmz”…
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Tiger Woods Mugshot Makes Me Sweepy

it is always a shame when someone falls from grace.
most of the times,
they get cocky af and drunk off their own power.
in turn…
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