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jane fonda had to remind joy behar that they are white and need to sit back for blm

i’m gonna say a controversial statement:

Not all white folks are evil.

not all white folks want to see the destruction of blacks.
many realize their privilege and use it when fighting for equality.
there was a story of how marilyn monroe helped ella fitzgerald book a particular club gig.
she called the owners and told them to hire ella for a week and she’d sit front row every night.
( x read that here )
jane fonda is out here doing her thing with her privilege.

she appeared on “the view” today and had joy behar stuttering.
jane was asked about defunding the police,
where joy thinks is problematic,
and well…

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when you find out what your ex has been up to by a stranger on the dl

when we break up with a toxic ex,
the name of the game is:

“Who is gonna die lonely and miserable.”

i’m kidding!
kinda.
so everyone meet zeldin aka @itszeldin from twitter.
he was hit up to join a threesome by someone named “horny dl“,
but once he saw the pic of “yellow short dude booty good af“…
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when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years

the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:

but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…

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the mole people are taking over new yawk (and they are driving the rich folks outta here)

Day of Outrage demonstration at the Jay Street-Borough Hall subway station following the Howard Beach verdict on December 21, 1987 in which three defendants were found guilty of manslaughter in the death of Michael Griffith who was beaten and chased by a white mob onto a highway where he was struck by a car. © Ricky Flores

one of my home-wolves asked me last night if i could move anywhere in new yawk,
where would i go?
without a doubt,
i said “bk“.
he told me i was wyldin’.
he said bk has gotten violent af and he from there.
i responded:

“Um homie,
all of NY has gotten violent af.”

new yawk seems to be reverting back to how it was back in the day.
apparently,
there is heavy mole people problem down in the upper west side via “the post“…

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most straight males think gay males look and act like tinker-gaddamn-bell

the straights always assume two things about gay males:

1 – Soft gentle feminine creatures who frolicking within the bushes
2 – Gigantic big bubbalicious mammals waiting to rape a straight male in jail or a dark alley

this is why they’re shocked when they meet someone who doesn’t fit that stereotype.
we all have had our assumptions of each other.
hell have you seen the mess that the straights get into these days?

after (  x yesterday’s post about @jxdahparker ),
saying he would drop a gay male for hitting on him,
this tweet flew down my timeline that i had to post…
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the ancestors put their feet all on trump’s neck, didn’t they?

(AP: Evan Vucci)

i was lowkey interested in how trump and his tulsa rally was gonna turn out.
he claimed millions of people were gonna show up.
well only 6,200,
in a 19k arena,
made an appearance.
outside the venue was even worst.
when they showed him walking back into the white house after his flight home…
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