lil nas x is due to deliver a hit album after a long labor (of love?)

i think we have to accept that lil nas x is going to be a troll.
ever since he took off that cowboy hat,
he has been on one,
two,
three,
and four.
a majority of it has been entertaining while a few instances left me scratching my head.
he is coming out with his album,
“montero”,
on september 17th.
he debuted the album cover:

 

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but he went as far as to do this for “people“…

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saweetie teaches these vixens how to rap and be pretty

some people are just meant to simply be pretty.
they want to be talented but they just can’t be.
ya know what?

That’s okay!

be pretty,
do the socialite thing,
marry rich,
and get money.
saweetie is one of those types to me.
i think she is a gorgeous vixen but this rapping thing…
eh.
they are killin’ her HEAVY for this verse she did on a “hit it” from the black eyed peas

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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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dua lipa levitated dababy right off her ig follower’s list

some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
 dababy responded

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AHT! AHT! AHT! you thought you was free of masks but the cdc might be changing its tune

the cdc was reckless when they told folks to galivant out here without masks on.
i try to have my mask on 99% of the time when i’m out in these forests.
folks went wild; jamari fox didn’t.
as the rona continues to eat up the united states,
it looks like it’s all eyes on the cdc.
apparently…

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it be like a scene in mean girls when penis is involved

i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…

vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…

…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.

Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.

She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

 

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
 2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…

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