before,
i couldn’t do a #2 anywhere but my own crib.
i like being comfortable when i have to blow up the joint.
nothing better than taking a shit naked.
makes you feel back to nature and shit.
it wasn’t until i had an emergency and had to use a foreign toilet than my own.
ever since then,
i’ve moved outta my comfort zone.
if you had to take a serious shit and had the opportunity to take it at a celeb’s crib…

Would you?

well this is what gabrielle union had to tweet…

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black folks,
we are a beautiful and talented bunch.
even though we go through many struggles,
and lose some soldiers along the way,
we know how to create some dope shit.
so i’ve been following lala milan for years.
i think she is hilarious af.
 she made a video about how racists think the new “ariel” will be…
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as celebs,
they do qualify to having some boundaries.
the focus should be on them,
yes,
but if their families should be off limit.
recently,
cardi b got into an incident with a “univison” reporter.
she asked for that her father not be put on tv and well…

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imagine…

Getting yo ass beat by one of those costumed characters in times square?

sidebar: why did i see “luigi”,
smoking a cigarette,
and texting on his phone in ts the other day?
i was like,
oh no..

anyway,
if you did,
i’d even suggesting cutting your hair and changing your name.
well,
the following easter bunny kicked this snow jackal’s tail over the weekend.
why?
he allegedly disrespected and spit on a black vixen.
she was already handling him,
but “thugs bunny” jumped in and well…
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i think most fathers are pretty unaccepting of their gay sons.
you see it on social media with some of these fools.
they don’t even have kids and saying “what they’d do“.
it let’s us know their sons will be on the dl until further notice.
thanks dad.
a foxholer sent me a video from a male if he found out his son was gay.
better yet,
if he walked in on him fuckin’ another male…
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*the hyper-masculine fox.
i’ve met a few.
i know i have a lot who lurk within the foxhole..
now it’s to be confused with “the gay jock”.
they call themselves jocks because they work out and get banged in jock straps.
nope.
these are the ones that:

– will take control aggressively of the dick
– demanding af
– probably doesn’t moan,
like,
ever

a foxholer sent me this video…
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