Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
tyler parker has that good feminine pipe?

this is one of the stories i mentally bookmarked that annoyed me.
one thing silly vixens are gonna do when they want to hurt a male’s reputation:
they gonna start the witch hunt that he is gay.
i been cock blocked by silly bitches in the past because of that shit. don’t get me wrong,
those males were cowards with no backbone so i’m glad i didn’t waste my time.
i always tend to support vixens but i can’t do vixens who are idiots.
lala milan was on such a good path before she lost her mind.
she decided to have a out of wedlock baby with tyler parker,
an attentionisto we all know and lust:

…who was already showing signs he was probably just fucking her and had an “oopsy”,
but it was this video of her shading him that had me tight…
ray j gonna have to do more than crying to get brandy back

i’m glad he cried.
if this is real.
from the time growing up,
brandy has always shown love to her brother,
ray j.
they were always inseparable but apparently these days,
she isn’t fuckin’ with him rn.
why would she?
brandy is a brand.
she has already been in her own scandals that took years to smooth over.
ray j has been doing the absolute most nowadays.
case in point:

sidebar: don’t even start me up with that poor baby.
the fact that ray j is a father and this is what he is participating with this baby is wild to me.
like,
what?
so when tasha k asked him about his relationship with his sister and mama…
“the thing” is that his little blackmail plan makes him look an idiot

this is why they are about to really snatch tiktok now.
so i think this person is an idiot.
razzledazzlemo on tiktok is an idiot to me.
he got a shit ton of followers on there because:
@razzledazzlemo I’m petty. And I have the receipts #fyp #foryoupagee #fypシ #congress #petty
♬ original sound – razzledazzlemo
( x see it here )

he claims he has speaker of the house,
mike johnson’s,
alleged grindr profile and IP address.
sidebar: i thought mike johnson was stephen miller.
clearly,
i’ve lumped them all in the same box.
anyhoo,
this is why i think he is an idiot (and others who do this)…
the conclusion of big daddy and breaking up with the friend of his ex?

what an F-BI sent me.
how many open relationships have we watched crumble?
i always fonted it an insult for anyone to suggest being in an open relationship.
it always came off as job hunting while still employed.
peep the Foxhole “hypothetical but not really” scene:
lets font that you are one of 3 males.
you end up dating one so this becomes a threesome,
sans you not having sex with the third wheel and thinking they’re your friend.
well unfortunately,
third wheel and your partner allegedly start fuckin’ around while denying it.
social media calls it out but the denial is still there.
jamari fox calls it out but third wheel responds it’s all lies.
come to find out,
it wasn’t lies and it was actually happening.
“news at 11”.
third wheel and your ex are a thing.
traveling,
making content,
and basically doing all to show they are the new “it” couple.
a year later,
the break up happens and it’s messy.

remember when i posted about ( x these three folks )?
big daddy aka king0f(broken)hearts,
otule,
and lxshxwn.
that same F-BI sent me an ironic and alleged update and well…
i thought they would like me because i fit in with the straights smh

for the life of me,
i don’t get anyone doing anything against their best interest.
it might be the mentality of:
“it won’t happen to me because i’m a special snowflake.”

robby soave,
a conservative from the platform “the hill and rising“,
formed an audience off division.
an audience who thinks everything that isn’t christian,
a cowboy,
or white is out of the question.
here are some of his takes:
well after being married to a vixen for over 10 years:

he decided to try something new.
TWINKS
he posted that he got engaged to another male in sicily.

i was expecting a lumberjack type of bear but okay.next husband.
the responses from his audience to his special moment…
he can’t bear to accept that he likes penis

some males love a good excuse.
the excuses some jackals use why they cheat will always be funny to me.
it’s like when you hear some dude say:
“my ex is crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”
…but that applies to EVERY ex he has ever had.
the next question should always be:
“what did YOU do to make these exes crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyy.”

so when i hear a grown ass male saying our ex president is making him gay…
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