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does tyler perry have the church folks clutching pearls and grabbing vibrators for “all the queens men”?

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um…
are ya’ll sure “all the queens men” is a tyler perry show?
so we know michael “bolo” bolwaire from foxhole past.
he started as a stripper,
stripper reality show contestant,
stripper movie role,
and now stripper tv show.
he has come a long way.
tyler perry got bolo to do alla this

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chloe bailey, “have mercy” on everyone’s favs

chloe,
chloe,
chloe…
so when “have mercy” dropped on spotify,
i made sure to check it out.
i will font…

It def didn’t sound like something “Chloe x Halle” would do.

i think the teaser is what made me think so.
i was curious to see what direction she would go with the video and…

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lil’ kim gets an old paint job for her new look

i looooooooooovveeeee ^this picture of her.
lil’ kim
is one of my favorite female rappers.

I’ve fonted that many times before.
you know she is a july cancer too.
she comes off like she has a kind and loving spirit.
like many cancers,
that often leads to the wrong company trying to destroy your life.
I’ll admit I haven’t been keeping up with her as of late.
last I saw her,
it felt like it was no secret that she has body dysmorphic disorder:

yeah.
I dunno who has been doing her makeup as of late,
but this is how she is looking for this year’s fashion week…

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is chloe bailey giving too much “beyonce” for you? (have mercy)

i like chloe bailey.
i think she is gorgeous,
has a kind spirit,
talented

 

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…and has serious potential in this industry.
is it me or does she kinda resemble that one vixen from tyler perry’s “sistas”?
it could be just me tho.
i think she is much more interesting than normani tbh.
i don’t know what normani’s team is doing but she needs to fire them asap.
chloe is all set to release her debut album in the fall,
but she is coming out with her debut single,
“have mercy” on the 10th.
she dropped a sneak peek of the video and…

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aaliyah is here! aaliyah is here!

i’m not gonna lie to you foxhole,
but i didn’t believe aaliyah’s music would ever get to streaming.
they played my ass plenty of times before when it came to her.
between her estate and that uncle of hers,
after 20+ years,
i just didn’t believe it.
didn’t believe the #aaliyahiscoming and this interview with the uncle of hers:

 

when i woke up today,
hopped on twitter,

i saw they legit put her album,
one in a million“,
on my spotify

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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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