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b. smith’s hubby is now single since his white woman took off on his ass

^this karma was delicious.
it went down smooth mixed with my english breakast tea.
the late b. smith‘s husband,
dan gasby,
was moving real foul out here.
while b. smith was dying of alzheimer’s disease,
he dated his new white lady into their home.
rumors were circulating how foul they were to b. smith while she wasn’t in her right mind.
well in 2020 fashion,
the house of cards fell down on dan’s head via “the jasmine brand“…

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emma “leezy” chartol, andre marhold’s baby mama, is taking back her power

the caption for this picture tho…

jeffree finally did the blood and cum exchange sacrifice for longer life?
i kid.
kinda.
so as andre marhold’s baby mama,
emma “leezy” chartol,
i know this shit-uation is probably all still a shock for her.
her baby daddy allegedly left her for lord voldermort and she’s in pure confuzzlement.
you know she has something to say.
well you’re in luck because a foxholer sent me her exclusive interview.
she is taking back her power ya’ll…
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niecy nash proves that she knows how to keep a good secret

i always want my future relationships to be private.
something about sneaking around with your manz turns me on.
i love a good secret and i adore those who can keep them.
niecy nash was keeping a damn good secret about her dating life.
all this time,
i thought she was with a male.
“you thought” because
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so nate from hbo’s “euphoria” has dropped maddie and decided to come out ?

white gays are having the best week ever.
they seem to be snagging all the good dick out here.
first of all,
i didn’t even know jacob elordi,
who plays nate on hbo’s “euphoria”,
was even gay or bi.

i thought he was in an alleged relationship with zendaya.
i guess i was wrong because…
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everyone meet your newest “storm” for the x-men movies

i want them to do storm from x-men movies right.
halle berry was decent,
but alexandra shipp was the pitts.

i’m ready to see another actress be storm.
well i’m in luck because x-men fans want someone else to play storm too.
they even started a petition to get this actress…
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the day the internet crashed because two exes had googly eyes at an award show

one of my favorite movies is “mr and mrs smith“.
you can feel the “we’re fuckin each other good” from brad pitt and angelina jolie.
so the day it was revealed that they got together,
i already knew what time it was.
honestly,
i felt sad for jennifer aniston during that debacle.
rachel green from “friends” has always been cool with me.
it’s crazy how people dragged a wife for getting cheated on and left.
after years of getting dogged out by brad and angelina,
karma finally struck in 2018 when they both got a divorce.
jenn held her head up high and kept doing her.
well i guess she has a forgiving spirit because at the sag awards…

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