WE FOUND THE OWNER OF THE CHEEKS ERIC DANE WAS EATING ON EUPHORIA

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i legit screamed during that scene.
i want my cheeks munched on now.

cal jacobs
(played by eric dane),

nate’s dad in euphoria on hbo,
has a really interesting storyline.
last season,
it was revealed he was smashing young trans-vixens.
this season,
it seems he has elevated to gay males.
in last week’s episode,
he was head-first in some black tail.
imagine being an extra in a sex scene with one of your favs?
the person that the tail belonged to revealed himself on twitter.
his name is christin byrdsong and well…

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STAY UP AT 555 AM AND ROMEO JOHNSON WILL BLESS YOU

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apparently,
the party actually happens at 555 am on social media.
how crazy because i haven’t been sleeping.
romeo johnson aka @giraffe908,
the star of ( x his “onlypans” ),
decided to bless his followers at 555 in the other morning.
one of the f-bi was up and sent me this…

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A BALD SAWEETIE IS A BETTER SAWEETIE?

i think diamonté is getting her shit together.
saweetie done cut her hair bald and is coming out swinging.
blonde and bald works wonders on certain head shapes.
saweetie gives that good head (shape).
i peeped her new years eve performance and well…

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so this is allegedly why nick cannon has all these kids? (pipe leakage)

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i come from the era of watching “all that” on the weekends.
if i wasn’t playing video games or outside having an adventure,
i was indulging in nickelodeon.
nick cannon was an actor on there and even though i thought he was cute,
he was sooooooooo corny.

sidebar: i did like his song about “don’t tell your dad” or whatever it was called.

who knew that nick cannon would grow up to be such a playboy?
“not i,” said me.
¬†it seems nick has some alleged pipe leakage that has everyone foaming at the mouth…

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