stefon diggs new theme song is “in those jeans”

one thing nfl baller wolf,
stefon diggs,
is gonna do for me is either:

breed
troll
wear tight ass pants that highlight that tail of his

sometimes,
i’m sure he is doing all 3 at the same time.

look at this tight little number he wore to the airport in DC via @dccelebrityone…

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it was his facial that made me want to ride first

not every ride on rih’s social media looks good.
i mean,
they’ll have bullet hole scars still be open for business.
as of late tho,
^this particular ride has me turnt TF out.
you know i love a handsome facial.

Foxhole,
look…

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khaleel garcia is designed pretty fine

i told khaleel garcia that i’d post something about him and never did.
oops,
my bad khaleel.

i’m always down to be scolded for being bad.
i was dealing with some stuff but guess what?

you’re up!

i didn’t know i had a foot fetish up until recently.
well,
that’s a teensy tinsey lie.

i used to love feet when i was younger,
but i also liked seeing people tied up.
i’m starting to wonder what i was exposed to when i was a kid.
anyhoo,
one of my fav F-BI sent me a picture of khaleel and ya know,
the fetish came rushing back.
hard…

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i would play a solo game of “friends sex and games” with eric cordes

what would you do if you could have sex with one of your friend’s partners?
this is without being called a home wrecking triflin azz hoe?

um,
don’t raise your paws fast enough.

so that is the premise of ^this show called “friends sex and games” on prime video:

i was randomly scrolling on that app and the trailer popped up.
it’s a german show about a 4 marriages,
2 are unfulfilled,
and they all decide to play a game to exchange partners for one night.

as you can guess,
it doesn’t end well.

tbh,
i started watching because of this 6’2 white german wolf...

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hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage

one thing about jackals who don’t like you:

they gonna find a way to talk about you.

i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.

sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?

political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…

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oh hi officer, arrest me, i’m a hooker

every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.

as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.

nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.

labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…

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