their guilt is your comeback

“…somehow,
your name came up last night.”

whenever i hear that,
i groan.
only because in the past,
it’s a “let’s say everything about jamari behind his back than to his face” fest.

“He asked about you and wanted to know how you’ve been doing.”

if i was driving a car,
i’d probably would have crashed..
.

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when did kevin hart start looking like “daddy come f*ck me right now”?

i’ve never been a real kevin hart kind of fox tbh.
i don’t think he is funny unless he is in a movie.
i don’t really do stand up comedy tbh.
kevin has never been all that attractive to me but ummmmm..
a Foxholer sent me a recent video of kevin and i had to ask…

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good luck trying to fit in with the straights, babe!

when i was a young millennial who was struggling with my sexuality,
i needed to hear “good luck, babe!” by chappell roan.

i heard it recently and it was like finding a lifeline.
she’s singing a Foxhole anthem of our young,
gay,
and dealing with the confused in love and lust.
the song tells the story of a lesbian who falls for another girl,
but that girl’s pretending to be straight.
“good luck, babe!” is chappell’s way of saying:

“You can’t suppress who you really are but I hope it all works out with the straights!
You’ll always fantasize about me but I hope things work out in your dead end relationship with home girl!”

with that gem of comfort and acceptance,
and because music is a solace for many of us during the good and bad,
i have to ask

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was this reality show attentionisto paid as rsvp-enis to someone’s wedding?

i wont even hold you but…

The forest of male attentionisto escorts is so fascinating to me.

i’m really into it.
i’m learning that when “got it like that” gays travel,
they book the services of many IG ‘gay for pay’ attentionistos to accompany them.
the “got it like that” straights do it all the time with IG attentionistas.
i meannnnnnnnnnnz…
whats better than some good sex with your ultimate fantasy on hotel sheets?
many make a living working out to get smutted out.
it happens more than you think.

a Foxholer sent in an story about a reality show wolf who allegedly escorts.
he might have allegedly been the RSVP-enis for a wedding overseas

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you can find me at the end of the rainbow

if you ask any mariah stan,
they’ll tell you “rainbow” is her worst album.

if you ask me

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did this wrestler that’s on TV have a gay porn past?

I couldn’t help but wonder:
Do we ever really escape our past?

we all have one,
lurking in the shadows.
even our favorite celebs have secrets they’d rather say buried.
from sketchy tweets,
DL shenanigans,
fuckin’ the taken and married,
bridges we’ve flambéed to a crisp,
and tales of pure stupidity that we cringe at now,
there are things we all wish could stay buried deep.
yet,
despite our best efforts,
our pasts have a way of resurfacing long after we’ve moved on,
especially on social media where nothing stays buried for long.

What if your past was gay porn?

is that the alleged past of that wolf up above?…

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