andrew c. caldwell is hoping you delivert a vote with his latest career choice

it is never too late to chase big things.
you can be going in one direction and switch TF up on these hoes.
life is a series of options and new paths waiting to be discovered.
andrew c. caldwell is on a new path of his delivert-ance.
you’ll never guess where his journey is taking him…

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lil nas x gets cut

i don’t understand why the new batch of rappers want to look ugly.
nle choppa can’t be the only one who looks cute.

because the rapping wolves are looking the way they are,
it seems to be translating to the real forests.
i wanna tell some males:

“A haircut and a shower would do wonders for you.”

i’m still annoyed at drake’s hair and how he is dressing nowadays.
ugh.

lil nas x finally got the message and wants to switch it up…

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i was having a pity party yesterday and someone gave me a present

It is the little things God provides for me.

yesterday,
i decided to host a pity party.
it was raining,
i was tired AF,
one of the Foxholers shared something with me that made me really sad,
and i was emotionally not in the best place.
sometimes,
it’s not a great day for a pity party.
we can’t always be together and posting spiritual captions on our IG.
sometimes,
shit just sucks.
i sent this text to one of my sisters from another:

yes,
i had on adele.
i was already hitting the gas to 100 for maximum depression.

i was happy that i wasn’t the only one throwing a pity party tbh.
so as i was celebrating my pity on my couch,
something told me to check my phone.
when i looked,
i saw that i had a tweet that said…

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beyonce gets dragged by one of her top villains for this country-inspo album

my only regret in life is it took me a really long time to realize this.
because of my trauma,
i always tried to be seen in a good light.
it was always met with criticism that made me question myself.
you could do everything perfectly,
dotting all “i”‘s and crossing all “t”‘s

They’ll still talk about you like you are filth.

i’m really excited about beyonce dippin’ her feet into country.
i’m a country-lite fan myself but i love when bey puts her spin on things.
i love the two singles she released in anticipation of “cowboy carter“.
she released the album cover yesterday with this caption:

…which i really liked tremendously.
azealia banks doesn’t like any of it and had this to font…

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apparently, this spanish wolf doesn’t have enough meat in his pants for some of ya’ll

one of the Foxholers asked me the other day:

“You meet the manz of your dreams.
Daddy is fione.
He has a great career,

is everything you desire,
and loves the ground you walk o
n.
Only thing is that he got a small penis.
What are you gonna do?

how small are we talking?
there is small and then there is “i can only give his penis quick pecks for oral“.


shortly after that conversation,
a vix-bi sent me the following about a brazilian wolf named kenedy angelo
:

the comments are a tad mean because…

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saucy santana poured that sauce all over gilbert arenas

I was supposed to update this yesterday but I wasn’t feeling too good.
Let’s do it today.

gilbert arenas should have known saucy santana was gonna get at him.
depending on the situation,
you gotta check some of these straights when they go past the line.

you gotta put the fear of Jesus in some of their disrespectful asses.
saucy took to twitter to address gilbert’s hee-hawing over his platonic friendship with nick young

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