how would you react if your husband was exposed wearing floating fun bags?

whispers to The Foxhole

damn,
what did she do?

they already kicked kristi noem to the curb from security of homeland security,
but now they going a full “burn book” on her too.
as we know,
some of these republican folks are freaky to the deaky.

sidebar: remember that episode of “hookers to a point” on HBO?
that was a parent’s sleep/young millennial/”shouldn’t be watching this” viewing.
the street walking vixen said one of her clients requests a nail in his pee pee hole.

imagine having your husband being blasted for allegedly…

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randy bowden jr still got it

that was randy bowden jr back in 2016.
he was fine back then,
right?

he always did “pectorals” well for me.

i used to font about him heavy in the 10s.
( x if you need a refresher )
i’ve been thinking back to when life was better,
but i’ve been wondering what happened to wolves from that era too.
some of them came and went,
or came and went and cummin’ on OF,
but randy?

he’s still very much here

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The Foxhole was rooting for michael b. jordan

one of my biggest regrets is not seeing “sinners” when it was in theaters.
i missed an important cultural moment due to finances.
i feel the same about not seeing “weapons” either.
“sinners” was sooooooooooooooo good:

i think i’ve seen that movie over 20 times now.

…and every single time i watched it,
i saw or heard something new even if it was minor.
that being fonted…

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nathan lane don’t F around about his opera and ballet

he looks good ^here.
whatever he did needs to continue.

nathan lane is an old school gay.

…and if you know an old school gay,
they’ll tell you about yourself so bad,
you may need to find the nearest therapist or roof to jump.
they can be deadly with the mouth like a cancer who is fed up.

i just wanted to plug cancers.
no rhyme or reason.

anyhoo…
if timothée chalamet thought twink death was gonna kill him,
he didn’t expect nathan lane to further put him in the ICU.
timothée has pissed so many people off with that opera/ballet comment:

…for the life of me,
i don’t understand why he thought that was a brilliant idea.
anyhoo,
nathan lane was on “the view” and…

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listen to this like jamari

i’m not the biggest k pop person.

i have heard some songs from artists i liked in passing,
but not enough to make the effort to listen.
for the last 6 months,
i have been listening to ariana grade heavy.

positions
sweetener
thank you next (sometimes)

…but positions was really on heavy rotation.

something was urging me to listen to the blackpink vixens solos.
jennie
lisa
rosé
jisoo

i enjoyed these two tracks from them:

i heard a song from lisa with doja cat,
or one of the rap vixens,
that i liked.
on one of my strolls the other day because it was nice out,
something told me listen to one of the member’s solo album and Foxhole…

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his sex face card didn’t decline

we all like hidden secrets.
something that we know already but the allure keeps us hooked.
an F-BI sent me something that is probably not a surprise,
but i think it’s worth a Foxhole update.
Foxholians:

the following has decided to un-blur himself

yes…
he is showing you every facial expression,
grunt,
and screaming to the heavens in pure HD…

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