saucy santana poured that sauce all over gilbert arenas

I was supposed to update this yesterday but I wasn’t feeling too good.
Let’s do it today.

gilbert arenas should have known saucy santana was gonna get at him.
depending on the situation,
you gotta check some of these straights when they go past the line.

you gotta put the fear of Jesus in some of their disrespectful asses.
saucy took to twitter to address gilbert’s hee-hawing over his platonic friendship with nick young

the key statement in his tweets:

“I’m very respectful.
I don’t try straight males.”

personally,
if i “try” a straight male,
it was because he let it be known he wanted to be tried.

other than that,
i be in my lane and they’re in the next.

one of the Foxholers brought an interesting take in regards to this subject.
it’s one that i’ve encountered a couple times:

oooh!
this is a hot take!
after i told him i’d feature this comment:

it’s like a white person who says:

“I’m not racist!
I voted for Obama!”

like,
come on now.

my personal code switch favorite is:

Straight males can talk about all the hoes they are having sex with,
what positions they did and all this extra shit,
but we have to walk on egg shells when we speak about our sex lives as a gay male.
You can literally see the vomit rising in their throats.

it’s one thing to code switch at work but another in a supposed friendship.
if you can’t be you in a space that’s supposed to be chill,
i suggest you find another space more suited to your needs.
there are many cool ass straight males who make good friends but:

You can’t be friends with insecure straight pineapples!

…because the moment they feel guilt by association,
they’re gonna hurt your feelings.

They can’t even correctly date vixens, so how can they be your friend?

lowkey: a Foxholer sent me kwame brown going in on gilbert…

there is always someone with a bigger dick that will bring a bully down to size.

3 thoughts on “saucy santana poured that sauce all over gilbert arenas

  1. Dealing with a few at work. I pay them dust but they are asking to be assigned to my area and work on projects with me, so what can I do?

    They go above me to cheese in my face.

    Ugh

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