Category: NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON
jussie smollet adds a new story line to our IG programming

jussie smollett like if he can’t play jamal lyon on “empire” anymore,
the least he can do is keep us entertained with a story line.
…and ya know whatttttttttt?
i’ll allow it because shit has been kinda boring.
influencers been doing the most; OF attentionistos been doing the least.
we might need jussie to spice it up for 2026.
when i saw jussie performing at a pride event in harlem:
@stoppfeenin “woaHOhOhOh” LMFAOOOO
i said to myself,
i said,
“self:
AT LEAST HE AIN’T STILL DRIVING US BANANAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 2019/GAY TUPAC HATE CRIME.
jussie be like a dog to a bone with that shit.
all of us who been tired of hearing about it:

the last thing i heard was he got engaged to ^that cutie in the above picture.
his name is jabari redd.
come to find out,
that engagement been over and jussie is banging a new alleged prospect…
rhaenyra needed that “bitch baby” speech from olivia pope last night

one thing about me is even if i’m going through it emotionally,
or embarrassed HD live,
i still pull it together and show TF up.
some people already underestimate me as is.
even if i’m crying BTS or venting about certain things on the Foxhole,
i learned in life to do that privately.
people are watching how your every move,
especially when you’re supposed to be bossed up.
the first sign of weakness and they’ll plot to cut your throat.
this also goes for people pleasing,
going above and beyond at a job,
and being “nice” as well.
last night,
i loved episode 2 of “house of the dragon” but rhaenyraaaaa….
geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.
“baby mama pregnant” btw.
like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”
my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,
and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…
so ya’ll ain’t got nothing nice to font about clive davis today

i’ll never forget when whitney died,
clive davis continued to have the grammy party while she was submerged in the bathtub…
LITERALLY UPSTAIRS.

i felt that was heartless and cruel.personally,
out of respect for whitney and if i was an artist,
i wouldn’t have shown up.
don’t even get me started on the whole diddy connection,
per the netflix documentary.
IYKYK.
clive davis passed away today at 94…
in my head, he probably wanted to destroy king nate’s BBP

even though king nate is straight,
my mouth would be on that BBP til lockjaw.
in my head,
and like many of us,
he wanted to suck on king nate’s BBP (big beautiful penis).
it was a whole thing in the Foxhole archives.
( x see it here )
with this following alleged reveal tho:
i already saw this cumming.
literally.
the F-BI sends me stuff about this attentionsto,
sir cuckington.
he allegedly had this to confession:

…yeah,
i’ve always thought he was strange,
but this right herrrreeeeeee…
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the scam only works if you need it

i watched a netflix documentary called,
“maternal instinct“.
it was about a sociopathic she-hyena named taylor parker.
in a elevator Fohxole pitch of why you should watch,
she murdered her friend and cut her newborn out of her stomach.
she did it to maintain a fantasy she created,
especially a fake pregnancy.
what got me was not just how horrific the crime was,
but it was everyone around her who believed her lies.
how did so many people ignore the red flags?
how did her man keep believing her,
even when things stopped making sense?
it reminded me of jackals who catfish,
but it really reminded me of some of these blatant scamming attentionistos on OF.
there are times i read stories and i’m like:
“HOW…
did you fall for this obvious nonsense?“

someone explained it in a way that gave me an “a-ha” moment…
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