Category: NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON
piercing eyes, strong jawline, big biceps, and past tweets full of hate and homophobia?
you never know when you’re gonna make it.
we live in a forest where you’re “eh” today and on the newest “it” sensation tomorrow.
you never know when your breakthrough is coming.
it could literally be around the corner.
which is why i often wonder about those who take their own lives.
are they shown in the great beyond that their blessing was coming very soon?
i’ve seen ^him before.
his name is zay from miami, flordia.
— Zay (@TheRealZayy) March 26, 2020
he went viral off his looks alone and i could see why.
guess what the forest dwellers allegedly uncovered about zay?…
what in the world is different with kendall jenner?
the kkk are legit shapeshifters.
if they were villains in marvel,
they would be a gaggle of terror who can morph into different people.
i’d actually love to see that.
kendall jenner was trending today because she posted a new pic,
but i think she shapeshifted in it bh.
i can’t tell exactly.

foxhole…
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bow wow wants all his fans to join him on his latest brilliant idea
i use to think bow wow was so cute,
but social media has not been kind to him.
he has shown his ass more than a couple of times.
attentionisto blvd,
here we go.
he really annoyed me with what he fonted about keyshia cole last week on verzuz:
like,
what?
he is such a kiss and tell.
you the type you can’t even fuck on the low without him broadcasting something.
it’s so bizarre.
a foxholer sent me his latest venture…
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when the homophobic bully comes back around to pee on his face
i love when someone who treated you shitty comes back to apologize.
i love when someone who treated you shitty comes back to try and fuck.
it never fails with the gays and trans of the forests.
you go off to live your best life and that homophobic jackal comes sniffing back around.
a gay in new zealand who goes by “trash puss“,
which goes against the loa,
got an interesting phone call from his homophobic bully of a jackal…
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imagine if blm stormed the capitol building today?
i was having a morning and decided to take a nap because i needed to step away from everything.
so i put my phone on dnd and was outta here.
when i woke up,
i had a million messages asking if i seeing wtf was going on in the forests.
so i wake up,
cold in my eye and shit,
and as soon as i turn on the cnn and saw this mess at the capitol building…
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if i don’t get my stimmy, i’m bringing down armageddon on earth early
i’ve had 4 people hit me up this week alone:
“WHERE IS MY STIMULUS?”
“Did you get your stimulus?”
“I’m tite I didn’t my stimmy!!!”
…and then this text i got from divaa:
everyone is asking one question…
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