oh brother! oh brother!

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.

i can’t even open that in public.

it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.

it’s giving tumblr 2.0

be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…

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he would have been BIG DADDY in slavery

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?

i’ve haven’t seen the:

i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.

…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…

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julian taylor morris didn’t think 2026 was when they’d come collect him

i love when the Foxohole has a past story that gets a update,
especially a good “we know whodunit“.

we lovvvvvvvvvvvve a good whodunit round dese hind parts.
if i’m lucky,
many of ya’ll got the inside scoop too.

we all thought julian taylor morris dun it.

remember ( x this story ) when his late manz,
deundray cottrell,
turned up dead in a shed and julian’s first instinct was to go missing.

sidebar: that is always the first sign of guilt for me.
yo ass should be at the station cooperating with law enforcement.

putting on the track shoes and skipping town?

julian comes back,
IG update a new manz,
and is all over rih’s social media like he got a new attitude.
well one thing hyenas don’t realize is:

the F-BI gon’ F-BI.

they think they got away with it,
but the F-BI is building a case.
they are watching everything so when they come knocking,
they got enough evidence to bring the whole house of cards down.
it seems julian’s alleged house of cards came down cause via “foxatlanta“…

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hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage

one thing about jackals who don’t like you:

they gonna find a way to talk about you.

i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.

sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?

political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…

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what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?

our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!

this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…

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the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?

the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.

from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:

what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?

this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:

who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?

may this level of pathological liar never find me:

well his mugshot was released today and…

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