“a muscular and naked angel dropped out the sky and starts walking towards your car…”

“you let him inside because he needed a ride and then…

You let him inside
If you catch my drift…

what would you do if you were driving around in florida,
minding your business and the road ahead,
and a naked male with ^that kind of bawdy was on the sidewalk?
in a fantasy perspective,
that is how most flixxx start.
in reality,
that is how folks end up being on the news like this jackal…

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so the “i didn’t contract monkeypox through sex” stories are here (no seriously, in here)

can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant

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so who is throwing jocelyn savage a baby shower for r. kelly?!

i’m trying to give this sad she-jackal and fiance of r. kelly,
jocelyn savage,
some kind of grace but she makes it hard.
BOY,
DOES SHE MAKE IT HARD.
she was young when she got wrapped up but i’m sorry…

This young idiot gal needs to get her shit together.

she is committed to being a parakeet and its so sad to witness.
any other vixen would run once her hyena was accused of the heinous.
nope because she is allegedly pregnant

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aunt wendy williams debuts SHAPE (?!)

aunt wendy williams has an interesting shape.
bewbs on top; skinny down below.
she has given no fucks about ya’ll jokes in regards to her figure.
a foxholer sent me this following update on aunt wendy tho and…
via the daily mail

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are you ready to purr for bobby lytes?

bobby lytes has come a long way.
he has dipped his paws in reality tv and sex work.
he has always been looking for a wolf in between alla that.

So why not do it on TV too?

the foxhole blew up my box with the trailer for “bobby i love you, purr“…

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do ya’ll think brittney griner is coming home anytime soon cause…

i know people who pack all kinds of edibles when they travel.
when we go on vacation with a group of people,
more than likely,
you want to turn tf up in another country.
after this brittney griner drama:

Ya’ll need to seriously research the laws of other countries.

 countries will kill you for something that is a slap on the wrist out here.
i know ya’ll heard about brittney’s fate in russia today.
if you didn’t…

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