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it’s was a hot girl/boy summer (and now folks pee be burning)

ya know,
its best not to follow the crowd.
as much as i enjoyed the music of “hot girl/boy summer“,
i didn’t go jump off random dicks like a pogo stick.
i took it more of “live your best life” than “go fuck everyone recklessly“.
well it seems like medication is gonna be on deck this fall because…

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i didn’t know he could spread his cheeks so wide (revenge porn)

revenge porn.
many people don’t realize it’s illegal in many states.
what is revenge porn?
according to ( x wikipedia ):

Revenge porn or revenge pornography is the distribution of sexually explicit images or video of individuals without their permission.[1] The sexually explicit images or video may be made by a partner of an intimate relationship with the knowledge and consent of the subject, or it may be made without his or her knowledge. The possession of the material may be used by the perpetrators to blackmail the subjects into performing other sex acts, to coerce them into continuing the relationship, or to punish them for ending the relationship.

you can get a fine and one to five years in jail.
honestly,
not worth the drama.
today,
i got a message on messenger from a dude i’m cool with.
the message?

It was him showering,
naked,
spreading his cheeks,
and fingering himself

oooooh yeah…

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why would jussie smollett allegedly do this in a parking lot?

hi.
remember him?
that’s jussie smollett and he’s laying low in hawaii.
remember i fonted that he needed to go away for a while?
well,
he did that until he got caught in a parking lot doing this

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everyone on fandango had the same endgame except me

can you tell how vex angry i am?
keep reading.

so i forgot that the pre-sale tickets for “avengers end game” came out today.
thanks to twitter,
i got the memo and jumped my ass on “fandango“…

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jussie smollett has become the punchline now

imagine working your tail off to suddenly become “the joke”?
i don’t think jussie smollett saw that in the cards.
jussie was the target of chris rock at the naacp awards yesterday.
this is what he said:

eek.
i see many laughing too.

here is my quick thought
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ariana grande got smoke for the entire grammys

i was done with the grammys when they played b and rih that one year.
they nominated rih for like 7 awards and gave her nothing.
b lost to adele for “lemonade”.
well they played ariana grande today.
the grammy producer,
ken ehrlich,
said in the following that ariana posted on her twitter:

well ariana took offense and this is what she tweeted…

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