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add “unbothered and petty like omarion” to your holiday wish list

for 2020 and beyond,
we should strive to be both as unbothered and petty as omarion.
so his x group mate from “b2k”,
fizz,
is dating his baby mother,
apryl jones.
they have been taunting omarion about their relationship since they linked.
omarion had an iconic interview with “vlad tv” to show how unbothered he is.

 bravo.
just bravo.
well for the “petty” portion,
the scorpio in him came out today.
he decided to launch a new “millennium tour” for 2020 and welll…

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that popeyes chicken sandwich is to die for (literally)

i won’t lie to you foxhole.
i was on guard bringing them chicken sandwiches from popeye to my crib.
i felt like everyone was looking at me on the street and from cars.
The Higher One must of had his angels of protection around me.

Your life could be in danger trying to get some chicken ya’ll.

tensions are high in these forests.
someone met their demise in a “popeyes” in maryland.
you seen all the fighting and arguing,
but ^keith tyrell david is the first victim trying to get a chicken sandwich…

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we should start calling it “hate crimes” when straight males reject us

trans model and porn star,
ria cooper,
is upset.
she was rejected by someone who she thought would boost her career.
because of this,
she is calling the following a “hate crime“.
well via “western journal“…

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i wonder who listened to who when making this bad decision of a halloween costume?

well these two fucked up,
but it might lead to a really good discussion.
one about how “common sense” should work,
but two:

When do we separate “Halloween fun” and what’s “off limits”?

so ^that gay canadian couple,
who go by @martyjfortier and @manyverywell,
are both in hot water for their halloween costumes this year.
this is what they decided on and is getting them dragged

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it’s was a hot girl/boy summer (and now folks pee be burning)

ya know,
its best not to follow the crowd.
as much as i enjoyed the music of “hot girl/boy summer“,
i didn’t go jump off random dicks like a pogo stick.
i took it more of “live your best life” than “go fuck everyone recklessly“.
well it seems like medication is gonna be on deck this fall because…

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i didn’t know he could spread his cheeks so wide (revenge porn)

revenge porn.
many people don’t realize it’s illegal in many states.
what is revenge porn?
according to ( x wikipedia ):

Revenge porn or revenge pornography is the distribution of sexually explicit images or video of individuals without their permission.[1] The sexually explicit images or video may be made by a partner of an intimate relationship with the knowledge and consent of the subject, or it may be made without his or her knowledge. The possession of the material may be used by the perpetrators to blackmail the subjects into performing other sex acts, to coerce them into continuing the relationship, or to punish them for ending the relationship.

you can get a fine and one to five years in jail.
honestly,
not worth the drama.
today,
i got a message on messenger from a dude i’m cool with.
the message?

It was him showering,
naked,
spreading his cheeks,
and fingering himself

oooooh yeah…

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