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please add kanye west on the presidential ticket! we need more excitement!

is he still trying to do this?
okay,
fine,
we shall entertain it.
so kanye is asking to be written in as a candidate for the 2020 presidential race.
he released this video to help push you to get a pen and paper

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so i watched kamala harris vs mike pence vp debate and well…

last night was one showdown i was looking forward to watching.
kamala harris vs mike pence at the vp debate.
in my heart of hearts,
i felt like kamala was gonna eat pence up.
she comes with a law degree,
shady facial expressions,
and a black belt in dragging.
my quick thoughts

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the hasidic jewish community had brooklyn looking like a scene outta gotham city last night

new yawk is more and more starting to look like gotham these days.
crime is on the rise and we have no batman to rescue us.
if we wanna really go there,
the whole country is being held hostage by the joker.
only a super villain would hold stimulus checks ransom if he doesn’t get another term.
vote or die.
literally.
he has created so much chaos that the civilians are starting to rebel.
here in new yawk,
cuomo and de blasio have started shutting down various communities due to the rona rise.
the hasidic jewish community wasn’t feeling it so they went full “arkham city” last night…

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trey songz will be right “back home” due to his recent announcement

you know i lust me some tremaine aka trey songz pretty heavy.
he has been kinda laying low,
but in his “blm” and “black love” bag.
tremaine wanted to update us on something else he’s in as well…

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donald trump is determined to cause chaos without a batman to rescue us

^this orange hyena is gonna fuck ya’ll if you listen to him.
donald trump is a fuckin’ asshole.
┬ámany of ya’ll knew this already.
he gets the rona,
( x acts super reckless ) while in the damn hospital,
and decides to post this shit on his twitter…

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new yawk enjoyed the ro-ro so much, she added more dates for her tour

cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too.
i knew when folks started getting restless,
they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country.
well…

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