The following gave me second hand embarrassment.

i’m starting to realize you can’t tell certain pineapples that you are into them.
it goes beyond just a fear of rejection.
it’s like a game of “i just randomly landed on his dick and here we are“.
it also is a “crush killer” too.
the person who reveals their true feelings vocally first loses the game.
the person who can get the other to reveal their interest by body language wins.
jerrod carmicheal lost when it came to revealing his crush to tyler the creator…

am i the only one who thinks the straights are getting a little weird?
they use to talk so much shit about us but these days:

I think the straights are weird AF.

now i don’t know if these two are gay,
cause they’ll be still weird if they’re gay,
but they decided to show us a ton of sex positions but in one minute…

Amanda Seales is one of those black sheep.

so one of my best vixen friends sent me something about amanda seales.
my personal thoughts on amanda is:

She is usually right about certain things but other times,
I think she can be the common denominator in her woes too.
Unfortunately,
within the black community,
you either play the game or you get ostracized.
So many other black folks had to go to white spaces to get “accepted”.

if you remember,
or don’t,
she spoke her truth about not being invited or recognized at any major black events.

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my vix-bi sent me this to continue the conversation about amanda had…

We barely appreciate Mariah and all the other legends.

i keep saying and fonting that people don’t appreciate you until you gone.
until you say “fuck you, don’t talk to me anymore, goodbye“.
folks get the message either through death,
when they see your ass glo’d up in “new me; who dis?”,
or you not fuckin’ with them anymore because of being taken for granted.

“OMG!
______ was so amazing and I miss them so much!”

tell us how you fucked up and lost a good thing without telling us.
so when i see shit like this…

my only regret in life is it took me a really long time to realize this.
because of my trauma,
i always tried to be seen in a good light.
it was always met with criticism that made me question myself.
you could do everything perfectly,
dotting all “i”‘s and crossing all “t”‘s…

They’ll still talk about you like you are filth.

i’m really excited about beyonce dippin’ her feet into country.
i’m a country-lite fan myself but i love when bey puts her spin on things.
i love the two singles she released in anticipation of “cowboy carter“.
she released the album cover yesterday with this caption:

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…which i really liked tremendously.
azealia banks doesn’t like any of it and had this to font…

Why are they trying to play us like we were born yesterday?
Don’t they realize many of us have common sense?

so the great “where is kate?” mystery got even more weirder.
i don’t even fuck with kate like that but i’m lowkey invested.
i love solving things that don’t make sense.
if you don’t make sense to me then i’m interested.
kate went missing and a whole bunch of weird shit transpired.
( x read here for a timeline of all the weird shit )
( x here is another great one from buzzfeed )
tmz is gonna tell us they got video of kate at a farm…