shaq promises to give RG3 a sammich if he keeps fonting about angel reese

add “knuckle” before sammich.

Weren’t people talking about RG3 looks back when he played in the NFL?

since he married that white vixen,
he seems to have adopted passive aggression.

he posted a x-tweet calling out racism targeted towards wnba baller vixen,
angel reese:

…but posted the picture further drawing attention to the racism.
like,
what was he even thinking?

oh,
i know:

He wasn’t.

big baller ex-nba wolf,
shaq,
came to angel’s defense and made a promise to RG3 if he didn’t stop

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when you leak the heavyweight because you can and will

Heavyweight in more font than one.

i’ve been saying and fonting this for quite some time but it’s is a reminder:

You don’t know who is talking to/fucking who.
It could be straight or even same sex relations.
It doesn’t matter if the person is overweight,
average as hell,
not a work out warrior,
or has been labelled messy/crazy by attentionisto/nista standards.

so whenever i see comments over how two people ended up together or fucked,
especially when one person is sexy or fine,
i often chuckle to myself because we always underestimate others.
the beautiful and “out of my league” animals can be:

Vulnerable
Lonely
Rebounding
A hoe
Not a hoe

celebs/baller wolves/influencers are dealing with real issues outside of money and luxury.
i always font The Foxhole of the power of emotionally wrapping someone up.

we would assume azealia banks would be a red flag attentionista but we’ll be surprised.
i bet she has bagged some real heavyweights in secret.
fonting of heavy weights,
one allegedly sent her his pipe leakage and she did what we expected her to do.

leak the shits…

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dez bryant thinks the gays don’t stand by the straights enough for his liking

I could not be a straight vixen and date ex-baller wolf,
Dez Bryant.
He strikes me as the type that will get up out his sleep at 2am to rant and rave about the NFL.
“AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT ELSE THEY DID TO ME!”
Legit got to sit on his face to shut him TF up.

he is also a scorpio and you know they love their revenge.
dez bryant comes off as the type who is hurt and his mouth is his rebellion.
what he doesn’t realize is HE is the maker of his problems.
HE is the one that blew the opportunities when he had it.
so now that is a rich civilian with a platform and not full banishment,
everything is an issue or needs to be addressed,
along with his whatever beef he got going on with his gay mother.

so between the NFL,
his mommy issues,
and Lord knows if he had any run ins with any gay jackals BTS

this is a good looking wolf who desperately needs a therapist.
anyhoo,
dez was upset over an ad the NFL had for pride month

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she waited until after travis hunter was married to walk down that aisle

i was hanging out with my straight wolves last night and nfl baller wolf,
travis hunter,
randomly came up.

oof.
one of the wolves said:

“We tried to warn him.
This fool would drop that chick to parties and sit in the car.

He is a simp.”

i had to google and yes Foxhole,
he did use to do that via akademiks:

…then i remembered this is the one whose girlfriend allegedly ( x doesn’t really like him )!
oooooooh,
this is the one.

well he didn’t care because as soon as he got ( x drafted ),
and pulled in that $46.6 million,
including a $30.6 million signing bonus,
she became the wife QUICK.
he doesn’t need to sit in the car anymore because for her wedding present

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saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.

Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

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saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.

we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

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