the interview with the DL pro athlete who has a lot to (not) say

We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.

a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.

he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…

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didn’t see dez bryant going full trans/homophobia on my 2024 bingo card

I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?

ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.

it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:

sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.

sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:

Revealing too much and removing all doubt.

dez bryant made his mark with that attitude

that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.

instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….

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the baller who dashed after someone dipped in his butthole

when someone acquires a service from you,
you expect to be paid.

i don’t know why people try to skip out on paying sex workers.
you wanted to live out all of your filthy sexual fantasies for about an hour…

…but you want to dip and dash like you’re a teenager at i-Hop.

the following baller wolf decided to skip out on paying a sex worker.
she was gon’ get her money

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the streets say harrison butker had a super secret gay past in college???

Please advise?

when i was sent the commencement speech of nfl baller jackal for the chiefs,
harrison butker,
i thought it was the most unhinged thing i have ever heard.

He decided to tell the female graduates they were lied to by getting degrees…
and should be home making pies while being barefoot and pregnant.

what?
what?
what?
what?

they clapped hard after he said that too.

the wild part his mother ( x has a degree ) so my ears are raised.
i’m already thinking this villain arc started with his parents.
there is always a source where the demon was born.
so is it so he could run the forests and have all alleged secret gay secks?
allegedly,
harrison has a past that is being exposed on tiktok
by a former classmate…

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trevon diggs seems like he regrets breeding joie chavis

Lawd.
i think joie chavis was one of the prettiest vixens i ever seen.
i kinda use to think she would be above it all too.
like,
the type who knows she is cute but OD particular.
welp,
nope.

let’s keep it real

She is kinda,
sorta,
maybe a hoe.

…and i mean that is fine,
but she keeps having going away presents in her hoing.
she has 2 kids with 2 rappers…

and about to have a 3rd with a baller wolf,
trevon diggs.

he is the brother of stefon diggs and this is his 3rd too.
so they might be equally yolked in their hoing as well.
what is wild to me is joie and trevon are on and off but she decides to get bred by him.
so he has been getting clowned all over social media because of this.
this might be the shame we have been lacking in the forests.
cam’ron shared his thoughts about it on his podcast with mase and…

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saucy santana poured that sauce all over gilbert arenas

I was supposed to update this yesterday but I wasn’t feeling too good.
Let’s do it today.

gilbert arenas should have known saucy santana was gonna get at him.
depending on the situation,
you gotta check some of these straights when they go past the line.

you gotta put the fear of Jesus in some of their disrespectful asses.
saucy took to twitter to address gilbert’s hee-hawing over his platonic friendship with nick young

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