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side hoes: don’t roll up to kamrin moore crib without calling first

ive been following nfl baller wolf for the giants,
kamrin moore,
since he played for boston college on snapchat.
i think at one point,
they got his nudes on tumblr.
the alleged pipe,
his lips,
and just his overall swagg were appealing.
well kamrin may have put a dent in his nfl career.
he allegedly couldn’t keep his paws to himself…
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so i should accept his ho’s child he created while cheating on me?

how would you feel if your boyfriend/husband,
cheated on you with a vixen on some truly random shit,
and ended up getting her pregnant?
i’m sure that’s what lala anthony had to ponder a couple years ago.
as you know,
or didn’t,
carmelo anthony cheated and planted a seed in someone else.
after a long separation,
and him begging all over social media,
lala decided to give him another chance.
well folks are mad about something lala is doing.
this is the tweet that went viral…
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kellon winslow jr was a huge jack off

*the glasses are a nice touch.
good pr tactic,
unless he’s really needs them…

believe it or not,
a lot of folks out here are addicted to sex and porn.
like,
heavy addictions.
we live in a society where folks are jackin off in plain sight.

– on the bus
– in the mall
– on your food

they gotta take a whole 15-minute break to bust a nut at work.
ex-baller hyena,
kellon winslow jr,
seems to have a serious problem with alleged sex and porn.
it was so bad,
he would jack off in front of his baller wolf teammates
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michael sam is blaming the gays for his career going nowhere

i always didn’t understand the point of coming out so publicly.
it’s like you get this massive celebration,
 confetti goes up in the air,
but as soon as the novelty wears off,
it ends up with no one giving a fuck about you.
you learn quickly that your sexuality doesn’t mean you’re a unicorn.
it’s like a celeb who has nothing else to offer.
you’re back to being a regular person who happens to be gay.
well ex baller wolf,
michael sam,
is “that person”.
hes’sblaming the gay community for it as well.
a foxholer sent me the article via “the blaze“…

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jr smith is wet, naked, and sitting on the floor

i have a feeling the world is coming to an end soon.
at this point,
i’m like bring the great flood so humanity can start over.
social media is out of control.
it can have regulat folks out here doing the weirdest shit.
nba baller wolf,
jr smith,
posted a rather interesting picture tonight.
foxhole…
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adrien broner gets canceled; andrew caldwell gets even more crazy

so boxing jackal,
adrien broner,
will shoot any gay who runs up on him.
yup.
he’s very upset with a very random andrew caldwell.
he’s a “jackal/non-fav” within the foxhole.
well,
it started with adrien calling out andrew on his ig:

…which caused this response from andrew:

which caused adrien to blow tf on his ig in this rant…

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