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even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals

some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…

and the update
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and crank dat oooooooh (nfl unemployment line) crank dat oooooh (nfl unemployment line)

they have been trying to bring sports back for the fans during this pandemic,
but some of these baller wolves are dumb.
they just dumb.
many baller wolves have been getting fired on their day-offs for being reckless.
they supposed to be sitting their asses down during the ro-ro,
but you know they can’t do such a thing.
josh hawkins,
who WAS on the practice squad for the carolina panthers,
is going down as another example for 2020.
he was out here,
maskless,
and flexing

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andre marhold might be single and has something big and juicy to sell us

i was hoping ^this would end up a success story.
what?
i try to be optimistic.
i figured andre marhold would at least come out of this jeffree star situation with a big bag.
some vixens know how to fuck their way into owning something.
i figured he could have fucked his way to something lucrative.
well the foxhole has been reporting to me that jeffree and andre are no more.
jeffree allegedly posted this

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now what is a baller doing trying to scam the system during the rona? (josh bellamy)

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona
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I AM MR. OR MRS. ANDRE MARHOLD! (NO, I AM!) (NO BITCH, I AM!)

what…
a picture.
it never fails that when a scandal pops up,
many folks start coming out the woods with a story.
everyone they was dating,
fuckin,
about to be fuckin’,
or bullied by in k1 all have something to share.
andre marhold,
who is in an entanglement with jeffree star,
has some new characters in this story.
there is the ex girlfriend
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kemah siverand shows us that WAP might cum in a whole different box

thank God he cut his hair
so i’ve come to realize that WAP means different things for different people.
you thought it came from a big chested,
rotund cheeked,
filtered ig baddie.
hell i could have that WAB for a dude.
nah.
WAP could literally come from jan brady.
allegedly,
this is who ex-rookie for the seahawks,
kemah siverand,
jeopardized his nfl career for…

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