Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
kellen winslow jr has a few years to sit and think about what he did
ex baller hyena,
kellen winslow jr,
is about to be outta here for a long time.
i don’t think this is the comeback he had in mind.
i think he has always been a little nuts tho.
the red flags were pretty obvious back then:
…but they either chose to look past it or kept it under wraps because of how good he could ball.
sidebar: one of my ex vixen friends said she fucked him when he was in college.
she said the dick was really good.
“crazy dick/pussy” is always good tbh.
he has been found guilty of all his sexual deviance and this is how long he’ll be in jail for…
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if you don’t bow to this nfl neanderthal, he will try to kill you
unfortunately,
we don’t get mental evaluations with those we date.
we only find out they’re crazy when they show their bat shit craziness.
ex-nfl baller hyena for the seahawks,
chad wheeler,
is in need of a mental evaluation.
the media wasn’t covering what he did to his black girlfriend,
but social media made sure to get this story moving…
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super caked up, von miller, might also be a super mess too
do straight males know where babies come from?
do they understand that because of not wearing a condom,
and having raw sex with a weak pull-out game,
it will sperm-inate an egg?
not only that,
a lot of males don’t ever know when vixens are ovulating and slide up in their coochie’s raw.
nfl baller wolf/might be jackal,
von miller,
clearly needs to be educated.
he got blasted by his ex,
megan denise and…
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even anthony davis is with the lakers, he’s with the clippers too
there are just some things that you know your parents taught you better.
you do something off and it’s like you could hear them behind you like:
“BOY?!”
nba baller wolf,
anthony davis,
should have heard his parents from wherever they are.
he decided to do this at the bench before his game on friday…
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even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals
some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…
and the update…
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and crank dat oooooooh (nfl unemployment line) crank dat oooooh (nfl unemployment line)
they have been trying to bring sports back for the fans during this pandemic,
but some of these baller wolves are dumb.
they just dumb.
many baller wolves have been getting fired on their day-offs for being reckless.
they supposed to be sitting their asses down during the ro-ro,
but you know they can’t do such a thing.
josh hawkins,
who WAS on the practice squad for the carolina panthers,
is going down as another example for 2020.
he was out here,
maskless,
and flexing…
#CONVERSATIONALS