Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES

they allegedly took the train in lsu but they all might have got thrown off?

2022 seems to have all but exposed the alleged debauchery in sports.
you’d be shocked how many baller wolves love a good sex party.
it’s discreet,
they can live out all your secret inhibitions,
and it’s just how some folks in power actually get down.
sex in most industries can be transactional.
the latest rumor sent in from a foxholer comes from lsu.
pre baller wolf,
kayshon boutte,
was all set to return to lsu for the 2023 season.
he changed his mind and said he was gonna go to the ’23 nfl draft instead.

was it because he was kicked out for attending an “all-staff only” sex party?…

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please hide all vapes and weed from brittney griner once she gets back in town. (thanks)

i know she is never gonna touch weed,
a vape pen,
or listen to any songs about drug use again.
she might say fuck all this and become a jehovah’s witness.
i would too.
can you imagine being in a war-torn country,
eating an assortment of flavorless slop,
while building a train track that probably goes to nowhere?

nightmare fuel.
i’ve been thinking about brittney griner lately but i got news today that…

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i’m so confused with this juan dixon alleged cat-fishing story…

there are stories that i get and i’m like:

“HUH?!”

from a “done wrong” perspective,
it’s so off the wall and oftentimes lacks common sense.
there are missing pieces that don’t complete the full puzzle for me.
this one involves a former pre-baller wolf of coppin state,
a catfishing mastermind,
an alleged assistant hyena to the coach,
and huzzband to robyn dixon of rhop,
juan dixon.
its a story of alleged baiting nudes,
blackmail,
and sexual assault…

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antonio brown stroked that penis and showed those cheeks to the wrong person

ex baller wolf,
antonio brown,
is a wild wolf.
you know what they say…

Crazy dick is the best dick.

…and his crazy ass brings the best nonsense.
this time in his shenanigans,
he decided tostrip naked and do the most in a pool in dubai last may.
when i saw this shot:

my tail perked up.
thats the “get on your knees” pose.
the rest of the video tho…

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the white gays don’t gaf about brittney griner?

first and foremost…
i want to font that basketball baller vixen,
britteny griner,
 is responsible for her doom atm.
why she bought weed in russia is beyond me atm.
( x see more here )
not only that,
that country is not gay-friendly at all.
with all those things,
i feel like common sense should have been a factor.
americans love not playing by other countries’ rules and i don’t know why.
i saw this tweet on twitter asking us to put our feet in her sneakers:

…and i totally get that part too.
i saw this response:

i keep fonting this opinion as a black gay male…

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let’s have a conversation about that nfl baller i bagged

on my last patreon,
i mentioned tips on how to bag blue checks and big deals on socials.
big deals meaning those we want to see how big their “deal” is.
everyone always asks me about the nfl baller wolf i bagged.
 let’s font about him,
the night we met,
and a recent update…

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