aunt wendy taught me how to be media trained without her knowing.
there is some shit you say/font out loud and other shit you keep at the kitchen table.

kitchen table talk (v): when you are spilling tea with your people with the intentions of it staying between ya’ll and Jesus.

that is when you spill that you fucked someone and it was terrible or mind blowing,
or my personal fav:
“YOU FUCKED HIM?!?!?”

that being fonted i have A LOT of kitchen table font with my Foxholers.
i always ask if i can share because sometimes the tea is PIPIN’.
that being fonted:

many males,
especially straights,
love to talk and font for brownie points outside of kitchen table talk.

(ex)-boxing jackal,
adrien broner,
has allegedly fucked a lot of pretty attentionistas it seems.
he decided to expose everyone he fucked on his IG with “the toxic test“…

from some people i met IRL,
to a few of the attentionistos ya’ll have told me about,
their calling cards was how they were hoes.
it wasn’t about talent,
or if they were good or insufferable people…

it always started with their sex lives and how easy they were/are.

…and as much as people want to champion for sex work,
there was still a shaming these folks got.
as easy as it was to sleep with them,
they still got branded with the scarlet “HOE”.
do you think there are some people you just shouldn’t fuck?
as easy as getting them in bed is:

are some people too “community” to fuck with?

i was looking at this latest alleged reveal with our latest resident baller-hoe,
stefon diggs via tasha k…

we are living in times that being anything other than white will be scrutinized.
this has been happening before this current climate tbh.
look at all the shit bey has to go through while other white artists get to be basic.
shilo sanders,
the son of deion sanders,
made it all the way to the nfl with his brother,
shedeur.
unfortunately:

The Bucs released S Shilo Sanders less than 24 hours after he was ejected from the team's final preseason game. pic.twitter.com/fyjQcGVHQy

— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) August 24, 2025

it’s looking like “grand opening; grand closing” because…

brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.
they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.

i’ve learned something in life:

some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.

this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…

add “knuckle” before sammich.

Weren’t people talking about RG3 looks back when he played in the NFL?

since he married that white vixen,
he seems to have adopted passive aggression.
he posted a x-tweet calling out racism targeted towards wnba baller vixen,
angel reese:

Alright. This has got to stop. There is no place for racism in this world. Whether you like a player or not. Angel Reese should never be called or depicted as a Monkey.

I have been quiet on the Angel Reese front because she shared a video that aided in my wife, kids, family and… pic.twitter.com/luxC7h0Rpg

— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) July 10, 2025

…but posted the picture further drawing attention to the racism.
like,
what was he even thinking?
oh,
i know:

He wasn’t.

big baller ex-nba wolf,
shaq,
came to angel’s defense and made a promise to RG3 if he didn’t stop…

Heavyweight in more font than one.

i’ve been saying and fonting this for quite some time but it’s is a reminder:

You don’t know who is talking to/fucking who.
It could be straight or even same sex relations.
It doesn’t matter if the person is overweight,
average as hell,
not a work out warrior,
or has been labelled messy/crazy by attentionisto/nista standards.

so whenever i see comments over how two people ended up together or fucked,
especially when one person is sexy or fine,
i often chuckle to myself because we always underestimate others.
the beautiful and “out of my league” animals can be:

Vulnerable
Lonely
Rebounding
A hoe
Not a hoe

celebs/baller wolves/influencers are dealing with real issues outside of money and luxury.
i always font The Foxhole of the power of emotionally wrapping someone up.

we would assume azealia banks would be a red flag attentionista but we’ll be surprised.
i bet she has bagged some real heavyweights in secret.
fonting of heavy weights,
one allegedly sent her his pipe leakage and she did what we expected her to do.
leak the shits…

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