I could not be a straight vixen and date ex-baller wolf,
Dez Bryant.
He strikes me as the type that will get up out his sleep at 2am to rant and rave about the NFL.
“AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT ELSE THEY DID TO ME!”
Legit got to sit on his face to shut him TF up.

he is also a scorpio and you know they love their revenge.
dez bryant comes off as the type who is hurt and his mouth is his rebellion.
what he doesn’t realize is HE is the maker of his problems.
HE is the one that blew the opportunities when he had it.
so now that is a rich civilian with a platform and not full banishment,
everything is an issue or needs to be addressed,
along with his whatever beef he got going on with his gay mother.

so between the NFL,
his mommy issues,
and Lord knows if he had any run ins with any gay jackals BTS…

this is a good looking wolf who desperately needs a therapist.
anyhoo,
dez was upset over an ad the NFL had for pride month…

i was hanging out with my straight wolves last night and nfl baller wolf,
travis hunter,
randomly came up.
oof.
one of the wolves said:

“We tried to warn him.
This fool would drop that chick to parties and sit in the car.
He is a simp.”

i had to google and yes Foxhole,
he did use to do that via akademiks:

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…then i remembered this is the one whose girlfriend allegedly ( x doesn’t really like him )!
oooooooh,
this is the one.

well he didn’t care because as soon as he got ( x drafted ),
and pulled in that $46.6 million,
including a $30.6 million signing bonus,
she became the wife QUICK.
he doesn’t need to sit in the car anymore because for her wedding present…

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

Of all the poses Roman Reigns could have done for Vanity Fair,
did he have to go with “submissive fox”?
It’s giving “me and the hubs are currently on a much needed vacation at The White Lotus in Hawaii”.
What is even going on here?

so i lusted after wwe wrestling wolf,
roman reigns,
in passing.
i would see clips of that beautiful face of his and be in awe.

i think he is much better looking than his cousin,
the rock.
i woke up to some news today that kind of changed all of that tbh.
roman said this to vanity fair and well…

What are you willing to turn the other cheek too?

every single one has a deal breaker when it comes to sex and dating.
are you willing to look past this deal breaker…

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