i was hanging out with my straight wolves last night and nfl baller wolf,
travis hunter,
randomly came up.
oof.
one of the wolves said:

“We tried to warn him.
This fool would drop that chick to parties and sit in the car.
He is a simp.”

i had to google and yes Foxhole,
he did use to do that via akademiks:

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…then i remembered this is the one whose girlfriend allegedly ( x doesn’t really like him )!
oooooooh,
this is the one.

well he didn’t care because as soon as he got ( x drafted ),
and pulled in that $46.6 million,
including a $30.6 million signing bonus,
she became the wife QUICK.
he doesn’t need to sit in the car anymore because for her wedding present…

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

Of all the poses Roman Reigns could have done for Vanity Fair,
did he have to go with “submissive fox”?
It’s giving “me and the hubs are currently on a much needed vacation at The White Lotus in Hawaii”.
What is even going on here?

so i lusted after wwe wrestling wolf,
roman reigns,
in passing.
i would see clips of that beautiful face of his and be in awe.

i think he is much better looking than his cousin,
the rock.
i woke up to some news today that kind of changed all of that tbh.
roman said this to vanity fair and well…

What are you willing to turn the other cheek too?

every single one has a deal breaker when it comes to sex and dating.
are you willing to look past this deal breaker…

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Add the wrestling lady somewhere in there.

the whispers were getting louder.
everyone was complaining that trump didn’t pick any black folks for his cabinet.
all the usual suspects like candace owens and herschel walker?
left on read.
tim scott married a white vixen only to be an after thought.
bryon donalds was hoping for a seat but that hope is running dry…

Donalds: All I will say is, I am not surprised that I have not been named, but that does not mean I'm not going to do other things in the future.

Coates: Has they asked you?

Donalds: No, there are some other things that I’m looking at pic.twitter.com/Bl3LXGRbG3

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 21, 2024

trump said he’s tired of ya’ll complaining and hired a DEI for one of the jobs.
so who is the lucky one?
the one that was waiting in the wings for his time to shine?

it happens to be an ex-baller wolf…