i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
honestly…

I’d be scared

first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
secondly,
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:

sadly,
they just trying to smash (and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
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some folks like shit.
*shrugs*
i knew of someone who liked scat play so much,
they would be giving head during or after taking a dump on the toilet.
other times,
they would drop their brown babies off on their wolves chest and stomach.
they said the rancid smell turned them on.

Everyone has a fetish

personally,
i’ll only allow one bodily fluid on me.
as you know,
dallas wade is the shit.
he is tapping into those with a particular fetish.
this is what a foxholer sent me from his onlyfans page…
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i am a freak when it comes to my mans.
i’m gonna touch,
squeeze,
grab,
suck,
and swallow every part of him.
i want him to explore my bawdy as much as i’m gonna do to him.
every hole on my bawdy is for his pleasure.
he can stick it in my ear so i can hear him cummin’.
as much as i’d love to grabbin’ on my mans cheeks,
or suckin’ on his taint,
some of these males aren’t so “fresh and friendly” back there.
i posted this on the ig foxhole last night…

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the first things i notice in anyone i’m attracted to:

Face
Biceps
The Cheeks

…and not all the time in that order.
i usually scan the facial,
biceps can be seen in most tight shirts,
and depending on the type of pants,
his cheeks can be in full display.
what’s cums inside his pants is always a good or disappointing surprise.
so i decided to take a break from the world today.
i’ve been emotionally exhausted just off this week alone.
i decided to take in a movie to relax.
foxhole…

The Invisible Man was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

it had me on the edge of my seat.
aldis hodge,
one of my favorite up and coming black acting wolves right now,
is one of the stars on the movie.
he pushed me to watch the movie tbh.
oh course,
i noticed his face…

but then he made me came with the biceps…

Continue reading “face, biceps, and the cheeks… those things are never invisible to me, man.” →

i guess this cums just in time for hump day.
chris sails,
who is the youtubing and music making wolf,
part time problematic,
is pretty daggone handsome.
between both clarence and him,
who is queen naija‘s baby daddies,
i’d say he was better looking.
well he finally did something that i’m glad for…

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king james puts in a lot of work.
even on lock down,
he is very dedicated to his craft.

 

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All band and core work! Let’s work folks! Who with me??? #StriveforGreatness🚀

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you know his work out routine is intense af,
especially when it comes to his legs and glutes.
oh the glutes!
yes!
yes!
running up and down the court,
you know your lower half is where all the power lies.
king james takes his glute game very serious…

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