Category: ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ
oh how ima miss evan on “tell me lies” and that bawdy of his
before we get into ^this…
i really hate when shows decided to announce,
“we are ending!“,
and it feels like a mistake.
with “tell me lies” on hulu,
it felt like a mistake and they needed one more season to tie up loose ends.how many shows don’t tie up loose ends before they end?
nothing worse than introducing new characters with wasted potential.
…but this isn’t a rant about series finales and new characters tho.
this is about evan from “tell me lies“,
played by branden cook,
and how ima miss that bawdy of his…
did his valentine video pump something up in your lap?
these are the only things i like on this jackal.
his personality has been exposed as terrible so that’s the only thing to like tbh. don’t even get me started on the alleged OF scamming.
i saw he uploaded a video for valentine’s day called “valentine’s day pump“.
from the IG description,
he fonted:
“I got the best valentines pump workout for you proceed with caution tonight 💘😂🔥
- We got the Melvin’s aka the 🥷 squat
- Hip thruster aka smack her shi
- The good girl
- The Come here’s
- A meal on the wall
- Whose is it
- Don’t run
- The stretcher
She should be just about wore out after round 1 that’s when hop back in for round 2 & assert dominance 🔥😂“
okay.
gotcha.
this was the video…
are we gonna be shocked if marshall price goes full power fox?
i’m not even gonna hold you but:
he is getting his paws wet to go full power FOX on us
i mean,
i’m Foxhole old enough to know ( x how he started ).
so when i saw ^that,
i asked “what in the forests is going on?“.
the F-BI hit me up in droves with an update and allegedly…
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if this is him, he has a nice boo!-gina
get it?
because he was in “boo! a madea halloween”?
teehee.
anyhoo,
so in times of escorting and OF,
i don’t put anything past anyone.
this is why i fonted my thoughts in the last entry.
some males will check straight but for the right price,
they’ll spread their boo!-ginas for a come up.
since this scandal with mario rodriguez broke,
the F-BI has been on the scene too.
i was sent the following and if it’s true then…
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the nba baller decided to finger pop his teammate’s cheeks on live TV
“i would totally let him stick his finger in my…“
“JAMARI!”
“sorry.”
besides stefon diggs,
the baller wolves have been kinda boring.
its all just domestic violence and impregnating random hoes.
yawn!
same ol; same ol.
josh hart of the knicks may have changed all of that.
when i googled to learn more about him,
the first thing i saw was ( x something about christianity ) with him.
that always leads to some foolishness.
so last night,
the knicks won the NBA cup.
don’t even ask me what that means.
while on national TV,
josh decided to do something wild to his teammate,
jalen brunson‘s,
and his “short baller wolf king“ butt cheeks…
his alleged stroke resume made up for all our bawdy worshiping fantasies?
i ain’t even gonna hold you,
but there are some males i just want to see their stroke resumes.
why?
because they build these bawdies to ride and i don’t want to see them jacking off.
um,
snooze alert.
it’s like seeing the fineeeeeeeeeeeee dude at your college,
neighborhood,
job,
and insert wherever here and getting word he has good dick.
you want to see it in action whether with a vixen or yourself.
you know its a mystical creature when a male is fine AND has an s-tier stroke resume.
the wolf up above is someone i’ve wanted to see his stroke resume for a while.
he was one of those “i’m never gonna smash on camera… blah blah” types.
the ones who think sex work is only ( x bawdy worship ),
when in reality,
it’s still sexual content so you could as well give us what we truly want.
a F-BI sent me his alleged stroke resume and Foxholllllleeeeeeeeeee…
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