did his valentine video pump something up in your lap?

these are the only things i like on this jackal.
his personality has been exposed as terrible so that’s the only thing to like tbh.
don’t even get me started on the alleged OF scamming.
i saw he uploaded a video for valentine’s day called “valentine’s day pump“.
from the IG description,
he fonted:

I got the best valentines pump workout for you proceed with caution tonight 💘😂🔥

  1. We got the Melvin’s aka the 🥷 squat
  2. Hip thruster aka smack her shi
  3. The good girl
  4. The Come here’s
  5. A meal on the wall
  6. Whose is it
  7. Don’t run
  8. The stretcher

She should be just about wore out after round 1 that’s when hop back in for round 2 & assert dominance 🔥😂

okay.
gotcha.

this was the video…

sir:

this could have been an OF video.

i highly doubt that will ever happen.
does he even still do OF?
can i ask a question,
between us,

Foxholers?

do you think he gets pussy?
do you think he would have a good stroke resume?

not “getting pussy” due to sexuality concerns,
but because his freak twitter is filled with complaining about his horny he is.
i doubt any vixens willing to drain him are following that account.
so he makes videos like ^that and i often wonder if he does it to turn himself on?
he reminds me of dudes who use to dance to sex songs back in the day:

for certain people in the forests,
it’s sexy but for others like myself,
it’s corny especially that description.
what?
i think he is sexy when he isn’t doing the most and showing off those stacks:

@mauricelhardwickk

I be having the best fits if we being honest ( i put the wrong ones on for the vid and wasnt bout to go back lol) #fyp #grwm #gymfits #grwmgymedition

♬ 8AM – ADTurnUp

just stand there in yo drawz and pull your pants up slowly.
i’ll allow this off the moaning:

@mauricelhardwickk

I see why the ladies wanna see us Planking till failure starting burning 40 seconds in smh 😂😂i just got done running and I forgot to set the timer and play music 🤦🏾‍♂️ #gym #plankchallenge #fyp

♬ original sound – Mauricelhardwick

until he starts going off because one of ya’ll asked him a question/didn’t pay him.
i got to give it to him tho:

for someone who has been teasing his penis for years,
he got a majority of the gays waiting on baited breath for that drop.

…and again,
i highly doubt that will ever happen since he wants to be a movie star.
bawdy worship and semi-light teasing it is gon’ be!

lowkey: i will font its great he isn’t out here having random kids.

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