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tam’ron hall got chris evans comfortable enough to open up

listennnnnnnn…

Tam’ron Hall is having the best season 2 opening week ever!

first,
she had that major exclusive with andrew gillum.
now,
she got chris evans to give up the goods about his pipe leakage…

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chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis

i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:

“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”

that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
nope.
he just responded about his scandal…

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marshun cooper wants to turn his fans on only

i feel like marshun cooper is one of the top tier on marvin’s roster.
that chest of his >>>
lowkey,
he drips a shit ton of sex appeal on his social media too.

well marshun has done what shouldn’t be a surprise anymore

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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?

every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:

well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…

but two things…

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siah is the teenage tik tok, now onlyfans, dream?

i threw one of siah’s pics up on my ig story and the foxhole collectively had an orgasm.
holy guacamole.

siah is the new “it” wolf at 18 years old.
ya’ll wanted more than tik tok and he listened.
his tik toks were corny af,
which i’d expect that from gen z,
but his onlyfans is sorta poppin’.
siah is blessed and he let us know why…
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the couple who onlyfans together; stays together (what you say bryant?)

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

ya’ll started hating him as soon as i found out about him.
i was like “dagnabit“.
for new years,
i saw this post of his:

…and was like “oh hey!”,
but he started getting dragged shortly after.
his name is @saybryant and allegedly he is a color-stuck gay.
well @saybryant was trying to get into modeling and acting but …
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