Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

jonathan majors tells us what being masculine is to him

i feel like in society ^this is what people think masculinity is.
for a long time,
this is what i thought being a male was tbh.
it was working out consistently,
playing some kind of sport,
having sex all the time,
and showing dominance over all the males in the pack.
from what i saw growing up:

Being the alpha male and throwing your dick on the table.

jonathan majors got interviewed by npr the other day.
he was asked his thoughts on masculinity.
his answer…

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michael b. jordan had time for someone who called him corny in high school

we don’t know where people will land.
we always end up circling the block.
some of us were super corny growing up.
i was.

A few decades later,
you glo tf up and the rest peaked somewhere in high school.

that is the case with michael b. jordan and a past bully named lore’l.
she is a radio host/red carpet interviewer/love and hip hop person now.
imagine him not forgetting how he was treated in the past.
imagine him calling her out before she has to interview him…

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michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it

i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…

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jonathan majors bawdy just ruined my life for valentine’s day and i don’t even care

i love a good valentine’s day shoot.
even if some of us are alone,
we can stay warm with a fine-ass wolf seducing us on paper.
acting wolf,
jonathan majors,
will be doing the seducing this year.
the biceps in ^that picture made me fall back in my chair but this…

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the new light skint cape verdean wolf that everyone wants to f*ck

cleiton lobo.
clei for short.
^that 25-year-old and 6’2 cape verdean wolf has been on my radar.
he is from my old forest which was infiltrated with cape verdeans.
don’t say they look spanish because they’ll flip on you.
i learned my lesson by saying that one time.
they’re africans.
i mean,
why wouldn’t anyone want to ride him into the sunset…

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dk metcalf is so muscular and hot chocolatey, he can’t even feel the cold

were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:

“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”

cause this is how they handled it…

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