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i found out odell beckham jr is cut

look at those thighs.
Jesus.
so i found out that odell beckham jr is cut.
it’s been a fantasy of mine,
tbh.
let me show you what it looks like…
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thomas q. jones gets some pipe leakage?

some say you’re nobody until your nudes leak.
i’ll go as far as to font…

You’re nobody until the foxhole is fonting about your alleged nudes leaking.

ex-baller-turned-acting wolf,
and one of the foxhole favs,

thomas q. jones,
seems to have become “somebody” starting today.
the kind folks over at “lpsg” leaked his alleged pipe leakage.
the foxholers who lurk over there updated me immediately.
foxhole…
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“bienaime’s child” makes their tv debut!

so as you know from my last entry,
bienaime’s child” was gonna make their tv debut.
charlie,
marshun cooper,
and joshua benoit appeared on “right this minute” on abc.
this was the outcome

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the muscular they are, they harder they fall?

just because you are muscular,
it doesn’t always mean you can fight.
big misconception.
so i posted ^that wolf the other day on the ig foxhole.

 

^his name is b. carter.
he’s a doctor and a john hopkin’s alum.
a foxholer sent me a video of him,
and his alleged boyfriend:
fighting in the streets on sunday.
this is the outcome

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marvin bienaime’s camera made them viral; abc might make them stars

don’t sleep duval.
there are a few straight vixens that love that shit.
anyhoo,
i guess it pays to go viral.
marvin bienaime is the photographer with the master plan.
you know how i fonted that i wanted more from the last entry?
( x see it here )
well,
look at God…
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jon moody comes clean about a secret he has been keeping

reality tv kinda killed my “jon moody” crush.
i mean,
he is still fine af,
but his “reality tv persona” on “southern charm nola” was a huge swipe left.
today,
he posted something on his ig that was extremely brave.
this is what he had to font on ig

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