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AHT! AHT! AHT! you thought you was free of masks but the cdc might be changing its tune

the cdc was reckless when they told folks to galivant out here without masks on.
i try to have my mask on 99% of the time when i’m out in these forests.
folks went wild; jamari fox didn’t.
as the rona continues to eat up the united states,
it looks like it’s all eyes on the cdc.
apparently…

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dababy said you’re not allowed if you have hiv or suck penis in parking lots

at some point,
we have to accept:

MOST RAPPERS ARE LOW HANGING FRUIT

many of them aren’t cultured or educated.
they’re heavy on the raggamuffin and only think with their dicks and wallets.
a majority of them aren’t smart and full-blown liabilities.
it puzzles me why vixens get bred by them tbh.
those hoes go on to become influencers.
like,
she’s getting paid 80k an appearance cause she let a rapper(s) dump in her?
make it make sense.
i enjoyed dababy‘s music but let’s not act like he is a member of oprah’s master class.
in his “let’s turn all the way up” hype speech at rolling loud,
he decided to call out those with hiv and “males suckin dick in the parking lot”

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marvin bienaime might be responsible for some of you becoming gay or bi

marvin bienaime is out here turning folks gay.
he made me accept my taste with all the sexy males he photographs.
his ig can be the perfect jack-off material too.

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what?
marvin spares no details on the meats.
i wonder if the males he photographs know folks are jackin off to them?
i bet some of them will have a hissy fit with that reality.
that would make me feel sexy and horny af but some of these males can be dorks.

Ā a vix-bi sent me something that marvin posted on his ig.
i don’t know if this was a joke or…

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how to not be good at damage control when you’re a homophobic and shitty family (tyler)

there are some families that are good at damage control.
they get into some shit but will stand together as a united front.
they are so good at it that we end up forgetting what happened.

The family of Tyler isn’t good at damage control.

as you know,
tyler was being assaulted and abused for being gay.
they even shaved “gay” in his head as some kind of punishment.
( x see story here )
lemme add a foxhole fav gif here:


they tried to do damage control for all the bad press with tyler and…

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according to shaggy, the gays are only committing hate crimes against each other in jamaica

i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,

that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.

we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.


dayane cristina rodrigues machado
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who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

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