^that broken heart next to his eye is very ironic for his story.
so we don’t know what plans folks have for us.
i like to stay optimistic about meeting new people,
but we live in a society where heinous monsters roam among us.
it’s wise to always keep a guard up.
 ^that hyena wanted to do something i haven’t heard about since jeffrey dahmer.
this was his plans for unsuspecting gay males he was gonna meet off grindr…

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*the following story is all alleged.

foxhole…
do you know what i would be doing if i nabbed one of my fantasy wolves?
i’d be looking up kama sutra positions,
working on my gag reflex,
buying a shit ton of fleet,
and making sure i was good on my smell goods and cocoa butter lotions.
when i get the male i’ve had fantasies about:

My goal is to turn him completely out

it’s def not running to social media for clout.
well user,
@thenoahbodies,
allegedly caught a big wolf in this social media forest.
this is what on his ig stories…

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i’ve had the pleasure of meeting kirk franklin at my last job and i’m gonna font it:

He was one of the most pleasant and down-to-earth celebrities I ever met!

he took pictures with everyone,
spoke to us as he knew us for years,
and was a massive light within that office.
one of my ex-co-workers,
who was a huge stan,
wasn’t in the office and he recorded a personal and funny message just for her.
i was sold after that.

You know I don’t “do” rude people or celebs.

he made me feel so comfortable to talk to him and we spoke for such a long time.
i told him how much his “hello fear” album brought me through some tough times.
for the first time i think in his long-standing career,
he is in a scandal that everyone is talking about.
his son,
kerrion,
outed a phone conversation that had kirk taking off his full “christian”…

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let’s be real for a second…
if some of us saw ^that mysterious silhouette on a sex app,
more than likely,
we would want to meet whoever is behind the mystery.
God forbid they send a serious dick pic,
you know it’s “when?” and “what time?“.
i’d imagine that is what joshua j. smelser (who is below) thought as well:

…until he was killed by that same figure,
who was allegedly targeting and robbing gay males on sex apps…

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“Ass so fat,
you can see it from the front.” – Mos def, “Ms Fat Booty”.

i feel like atl is the “black mecca… for all the dl wolves to play“.
most of the foxes down there tend to be thicc af.
it must be all that cornbread and “waffle house“.
cameron hill aka @mylifeascameron has a stupendous tail.
he knows his ass is stupid big too.

like,
you can literally see it from the front.
well in his “non” trying to out someone,
he alleges that a former rhoa hubz was trying to deep dive all up in that.

this is what he put on his twitter…

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you know what’s weird?
i was telling one of my foxholers i already saw the video with mr. bolden and jaynite years ago.
this has to be around the time tumblr was poppin’.
one of the foxholers hit me with:

“Did you see the video of Mr. Bolden bottoming for Jaynite?
Jay turns out all the tops…”

…or something to that effect.
i saw the video and i thought it was pretty boring tbh.
you could tell mr. bolden really wasn’t into it.
the energy wasn’t sexy.
they even showed me what jaynite really looked like.
listen the foxhole be like the f-bi,
ya heard.
well,
there was some drama with the video resurfacing a few days ago.
mr. bolden defended himself,
but i have an issue with his statement…

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