Category: WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?
oh brother! oh brother!

i need to font something off my chest.
so my x-twitter feed is a mess.
like,
nuts.
i can’t even open that in public.
it’s my fault though because if you didn’t know,
if you go down a certain rabbit hole,
you’ll find all the good porn.
sometimes,
those ratchets upload the whole video on there.
it’s giving tumblr 2.0
be careful because i had to block some shit.
anyhoo,
i ended up on a video that had me stuck but then…
then…
i was rudely awakened…
he would have been BIG DADDY in slavery

i’ve seen some black folks talk and font about how they’d handle slavery differently.
the “i’d fight back” crew amuse me because they claim they’d cause all kind of upheaval.

everyone wants to be the hero to go down in history,
right?
i’ve haven’t seen the:
i’d turn my slave master out so i can be the special gay house negro.
…but first time for everything.
BIG DADDY aka @heart0faking responded to a tweet titled.
“dating someone who would have sold you back in the day is crazy to me“.
this is what he allegedly fonted on that hyena’s x-twitter…
beyonce ain’t saying nothing and now i gotta say something

we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
celebrities speaking out does little than next to nothing.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
free speech will get you fucked up out here.
we live in a time that,
unfortunately,
when they do say something:
many of our favs are two seconds away from saying some dumb shit on an IG press release.
that is how i feel about p!nk right now.
boyyyyy,
did she ( x annoy me with that shit ).
i was JUST listening to her first album too.
ugh.
i’ve been one to expect a celeb to speak up to make me feel seen,
but i’ve been getting so disappointed with some of those people.
i’ve noticed that anytime some shit is going down:
everyone is expecting beyonce to say something.
the same bey that doesn’t even tell us an album is dropping.
this flew by on my x-twitter timeline and i was likeeeeeeee…
the pynk will open its doors again but for limited time only

ya know,
i stanned out for. alot of shows but i reallllllllly liked “p-valley“.
maybe,
even “love“.
something about that show made me feel good.
hell,
it was so serious that i wanted to work in a strip club.
“all the queens men” tried to create the same magic of “p valley” but…

sidebar: remember when fine ass thomas jones randomly popped up?
“Mane” is back in the valley…😈
Check out the new episode of @pvalleystarz starting Sunday midnight! #PValley pic.twitter.com/TaFGyD21zs
— Thomas Q. Jones (@thomasqjones) July 30, 2022
we wanted a sex scene with mercedes and him STAT.
but then the pynk went away with promises of coming back…
that promise took damn near 4 years.
life has been changed,
folks moved on,
but many of us still held onto hope for a return.
we got surprised with an update today that was bittersweet…
what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?
our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!
this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…
oh hi officer, arrest me, i’m a hooker

every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.
as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.
nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.
labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…




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