Category: WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?

you know black folks are about to leave twitter once we see “monthly charge”

when i signed on twitter before 2020,
i would be hit with (breaking) news and other updates,
especially with new yawk.

Do you know how many times I’d go on Twitter to find out if the MTA was having issues when I was late for work?

it was one of my favorite social media platforms to scroll aimlessly on.
you go on twitter now and it’s a cesspool of filth.
if it’s not blatant hatred being allowed,
it’s everyone living out their wildest narc dreams.
elon has another brilliant idea from within his genius…

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justin timberlake says aht! aht! (don’t get attached to his background singers in *nsync)

justin timberlake comes off like a user to me.
in my opinion,
he used many to propel him to success.
janet,
britney,
and the black community.
that album where he was in his lumberjack era came and went.
he even had beef with a black legend or two.
when i saw him stroll up on stage with *nsync at the vmas:

taylor swift and i were excited.
“i hope ya’ll are doing something“.
yeah,
no…

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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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raz b wants to seduce you in maga and mega man boots

raz b got dealt a bad hand.
this industry chewed him up and spit him out.
because of this,
i feel like he suffers from severe mental illness.
it entertains and keeps his name in the digital papers.
the foxhole flooded my box with this recent video raz posted on ig…

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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?

i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?

BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:

“WTF did they do?”

barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
but whatever.
suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…

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