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17 dollars

again: 17 dollars.
yesterday,
so i was told to be out of this apartment by july 1st.
i’m at my new job,
trying to focus on what i was doing,
but i’m getting the craziest texts in real time.
all over 17 dollars.
i had to send people the screenshots as they were happening.
when i’m not in here anymore,
i’ll post them with more details on the entire situation.
imagine staying with someone…
ashlee jenae, the weird fiancé, and another mystery to solve

one of my wolf friends,
who happens to be white,
is fully convinced ^this vixen was allegedly murdered by her fiancé.
her white fiancé,
btw.
one thing is that every year,
we got some mysterious murder mystery to solve.
it’s like a season in a TV “whodunit” come to life.
his and hers on “netflix”
imperfect women on “apple tv”
every season of desperate housewives on “whatever streaming service”
it ends up going nowhere but the alleged villain gets so shamed,
they are never seen again.
this is NOT like the 60s,
70s,
80s,
and 90s to do crime because the rihanna’s 20s social media will shame yo ass.
anyhoo,
this alleged “maybe” murder mystery belongs to ashly robinson aka ashlee jenae.
ashlee got engaged while on a birthday trip to tanzania with joe mccann…
…but in a weird twist,
she allegedly decided to hang herself while on said vacation.
this is the part that gives me sus via “people“…
angel is the worst character on beauty in black

xavier smalls played his role as “angel” in “beauty in black” well because…
i HATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTED his character.
like,
with every fiber of my being.
is it me or are all the characters on that show annoying AF?
so “angel” was a stripping baby daddy who would do sumin’ strange for a little change.
if he was an attentionisto IRL:
he would be the type that was straight but on the low,
you could get more out of him for the right amount of money.
this just means some muscle worship and light touching.
absolutely no sex or oral in the champagne room.


angel would be the type that would agree to “gay for pay”,
but if he knows you got that kind of income,
he would probably try to rob you too.
that is where i had a problem with angel…
jake paul is going to defend the widow’s honor by going at the black community
she is so scary to me.
its all in her eyes.
i find it so interesting how butt hurt so many people can be this era.
druski did a skit about the “erika kirk” type:
…and it had so many people upset including our president:
what is she suing for exactly?
she is gonna waste her money suing a comedian over a joke?
parody and satire are protected under the first amendment.
as long as its presented as comedy and not factual:

it’s like the attentionistos who threatened to sue because i fonted they were sexy.
sooooooooooo…
you are suing because you actually aren’t sexy?
i’m confused.
jake paul,
the jackal who got his jaw broken by anthony joshua,
is ultra-upset over what druski did and wants to do one better…
jaden ivey new gig is the truth teller about the LGBTQ community

if a racist white jackal got up on that IG live and said:
“all black and brown people are living unrighteous and going to hell.
they won’t be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven.”
…there would be calls for cancellation and banishment,
which rightfully so.
so it’s interesting when ex-baller-but-new-jackal,
jaden ivey,
says it about the LGBTQ community:
“well he is entitled to his opinion.”
he even got boosie co-signing:

i’m gonna get into that “freedom of speech” excuse in a minute.
since jaden has been fired,
he is still doubling down on his christian stance about all things LGBTQ…
how would you react if your husband was exposed wearing floating fun bags?

whispers to The Foxhole
damn,
what did she do?

they already kicked kristi noem to the curb from security of homeland security,
but now they going a full “burn book” on her too.
as we know,
some of these republican folks are freaky to the deaky.
sidebar: remember that episode of “hookers to a point” on HBO?
that was a parent’s sleep/young millennial/”shouldn’t be watching this” viewing.
the street walking vixen said one of her clients requests a nail in his pee pee hole.
imagine having your husband being blasted for allegedly…
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