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joe biden needs our help and money in getting trump outta office

do people know to read the room?
i feel like they need to teach “room reading” in schools.
this week before thanksgiving in 2020 is a bleak one for many.
many of our thanksgivings are pretty much ruined.
i thought joe biden would know how to read a room better than trump.
he tweeted this and removed all doubt for me…

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karen and her poodle pull up to your crib with the taser (what chu doing?)

when you live in the hood all your life,
you often desire to buy a house and move to the suburbs.
that was always one of my dreams.
unfortunately,
i was told by many black folks just how awful living in the suburbs can be.
you learn just how racist white jackals can be to their black neighbors.
the following video is of another karen gone wild.
she is accusing her black neighbors of their pitbull harassing her poodle.
thank God for homes with cameras on them because…

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don’t act disgusted if you hear your favs are secretly voting for trump

it’s not a secret that many of our celeb favs are voting trump this election.
you would be silly to think otherwise.
it’s like how white vixens were so against trump,
but many of them secretly voted for him in last election.
diddy was talking about “holding our votes“,
but has changed his tune about voting trump out.
it’s being revealed they are/were good friends.
( x see that here )
the biggest celeb shocker to me is ice cube.
that was the plot twist i didn’t see this year.
he claims he went to the democrats for help and they ignored him.
50 was very honest about who he is voting for…

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when you’re caught getting that big mack truck being parked in your parking garage for onlyfans

when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
chicago“.

If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.

you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:

Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!

with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…

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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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would you let trump give you a big fat kiss since he’s immune from the rona?

i’m gonna font something that might be controversial.
you might have thought it or thinking it now.

I highly doubt that Trump had the Rona

…not with how he is acting.
my friends have been saying it.
black twitter has been tweeting it.
something is off.
he had the rona,
but talking like this at his rally in sanford, florida today…

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