ladies and gentleman.
foxholers and foxhol-ettes.
this is for those trying to start an “onlyfans“.
i understand that you think you are worth a ton of money.
it’s because you fine and you get tremendous likes on your social medias.
i get it.
when you start an “onlyfans” for us to indulge in tho,
it’s ways wise to set the price point reasonably.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but calvin myers started an “onlyfans”.
he is the owner of alla this:

tell me why the fuck is the price for his 6 videos and photos on “onlyfans” is…

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so i’ll be honest with you foxhole…

I completely forgot about Derrick Gordon

 you guys kept sending me this story,
but i was like “who?“.
it wasn’t until i realized that i wrote about him a long time ago.
he was the first pre-baller basketball wolf to come out.
during his coming out phase,
he decided to debut that he was dating an older white male:

…and that was the end of that.
matter fact,
all those black gay athletes who weren’t dating within their race are all mia.
in 2019,
derrick has a youtube channel called “derrick gordon“.
in a recent episode,
he had darren young as a special guest.
another one i wrote and forgot about.
darren is the first openly gay wrestler in the wwe.
this was his boyfriend cc: “people“:

they decided to defend their past dating choices and well…

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i always thought robyn crawford was the true love of whitney houston.
i think if she stayed with robyn,
she would still be alive.
judging from all the documentaries i’ve seen,
robyn was the only one who kept her on the right track.
the story of most good gays and their straights,
right?
i think everyone who is gay or bi has had “that one person”.
i never thought i’d ever see the day robyn would start talking tho.
well tomorrow,
with craig melvin on “the today show“,
she is sharing her side about her relationship with whitney houston.
it’s a preview until the “dateline” special that will air this saturday…

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if you would have told me i would roll my eyes anytime t.i. opened his mouth,
way back when he was an up and coming rapper,
i probably would have slapped you.
i use to stan for this jackal,
but now…

so in another installment of:

“What This Pineapple Talmbout Now”

t.i. admits something that he does with his daughter,
deyjah harris,
every year.
well via “buzzfeed news“…

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i won’t lie to you foxhole.
i was on guard bringing them chicken sandwiches from popeye to my crib.
i felt like everyone was looking at me on the street and from cars.
The Higher One must of had his angels of protection around me.

Your life could be in danger trying to get some chicken ya’ll.

tensions are high in these forests.
someone met their demise in a “popeyes” in maryland.
you seen all the fighting and arguing,
but ^keith tyrell david is the first victim trying to get a chicken sandwich…

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ive been enjoying the views from the foxhole in regards to ^this.
the comments under ryan russell’s “coming out” entry have been really interesting.
( x see them here )
ryan and his boo are on the promo tour for his “coming out”.
they were spotted on friday,
which didn’t look random at all.
a foxholer sent me the story via “the daily mail“…

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