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i don’t 13 reasons why i won’t be watching season 3

i like my tv to be raw.
all of my tv shows are un-apologetically honest.
from “pose“,
to “game of thrones“,
and my new shit,
euphoria“.
i like tv that will trigger some kind of emotion within me.
i THOUGHT “13 reasons why” would be like that.
they dropped the ball so hard for two seasons,
i was done with them.
well they’re coming out with a season 3 and this is the trailer…

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nicki minaj drops “megatron” and well…

something isn’t working with nicki minaj.
so “megatron” came out today.
wasn’t too excited about it,
but i was willing to give it a shot.
first day of summer so i figured she’d bring us some heat
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(…and another one) coppin’ pleas for jussie smollett

jussie smollett isn’t even doing anything and has become insufferable.
things never start well if you have to ask…

“What if…”

like,
it’s on this level:

that means you know there is doubt lingering somewhere.
well that was what jussie’s brother,
jojo smollett,
posed in his article at bet.
a foxholer sent me a quick write up from “ny daily news“…

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jussie smollett lawyer wants the mandingo brothers to pay

ya know,
if i got off from a crime that nearly landed my tail in jail,
i’d be on the next flight to some remote island.
it would be me,
getting right with God,
and laying on a beach somewhere.
i’d be tanned and ready to start work in a few months.
nope,
not jussie smollett tho.
he wants to keep the flames going via “the daily mail”
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jess hilarious wants to give us an apology with salty tears inside

social media has made it easy for un-cultured idiots to have a seat at the table.
yes,
idiots.
we let anyone with a cute photoshopped pic get to the throne.
back in the day,
they had to work hard for their keep.
the beauty was we only saw them during events,
radio interviews,
or whatever else allowed them to be seen and vanish again.
now,
we can see them doing dumb shit and be on the entire ig live with it.
jess hilarious isn’t dropping the “f” bomb this time,
but she’s in hot water yet again.

this time,
she offended the muslim community when she did this video:

i’ll use this again:

well,
she has taken to her ig for a tearful apology

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i guess they didn’t scrap the live-action “aladdin” movie…

so remember that awful live-action “aladdin movie they plan on releasing?
they finally released the full trailer during the grammys.
um…
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