Category: YAWN!
what ya’ll gonna do with that 5k we gonna get after midterms?!

i thought we were supposed to get 2k from DOGE?
our current president got’emmmm with that one,
along with groceries and gas being cheaper.
with the amounts of complaints i’ve been hearing,
nothing good has come from his current second tenure.
i was expecting rainbows and butterflies the way they was talking.

well it’s midterms time!
this is what many of us have been waiting for.
yes it’s voting time,
but it’s also time for another alleged con.
this is what is being pitched now…
cardi and maduka sitting in a tree, meeting up in it-a-ly

this body language <
when two people are interested in each other,
there is an energy they both carry.
there is a spark or even heat if its really intense.
offset and her had a lot of chemistry because there was genuine interest:
this is why i’m not convinced with cardi and maduka yet.
we know when she is interested because she can’t hide it.
i mean,
if it was any one of us who bagged NFL baller soccer wolf,
maduka okoye,
the roof tops would be shouting.
i mean,
look at the material:

some of y’all wouldn’t be able to keep your mouthes shut.
in more ways than one.

question: do you guys think he has a big penis?
and a good stroke resume?
anyhoo…
cardi was spotted with maduka in italy,
and allegedly they went on a date,
but here is the thing…
laverne cox was fiending to expose the DL rapper that hit on her
i’ve had situations where DL wolves flirt with me privately,
but as soon as they were around others in public,
they were acting like i was the source of covid-19.
if they even acted like they were cool with me,
it would put a spotlight above our heads.
it annoyed TF outta me because it always made me feel like i was the problem.
NAH,
I WASN’T THE PROBLEM.

if he thought i was gonna try to tongue him down in public,
he clearly didn’t know me well enough.
i know how to conduct myself in public.
the thought i came to recently is:
HE wanted to tongue me down in public.
HE wanted to be himself with me but he was scared others would see him.
HE wanted to be comfortable but he knew he would expose himself.
so it had nothing to do with me; it had everything to do with those males.
i’m another male who is attracted to other males tho so its different for me.
i always ask this question and i never get an answer.
so i’ll ask it again because may this time i will:
if a trans vixen is considered to be a biological woman,
a straight wolf hitting on her is par the course,
right?
straight wolves hit on vixens all the time,
so for laverne cox to tell keke palmer on her podcast that…
tyla bewbs are censored while sneaker shopping

tyla annoys me.
she has some good songs that i’ve heard like this one:
…but something about her reeks of try hard.
like,
they are so pressed to make her rihanna’s predecessor,
but they are missing they key things rih did in her rise to the top.
even though rihanna was being pushed as bey’s predecessor,
they realized very quickly that she needed her own identity.
sidebar: as awful as it was,
her domestic abuse situation was a blessing in disguise.
she was able to pivot that into a storyline.
that is what i mean.
every bad thing that happens to us can be a pivot.
anyhoo,
this is the try hard that i’m fonting about…
geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.
“baby mama pregnant” btw.
like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”
my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,
and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…
i bet rep. andy ogles would love a “happy straight white month”

aww andy!
i would have respected if you kept the tweet up.
posting and deleting like rih’s social media don’t know how to screenshot?
i’d imagine one of his social media saavy nuclear kids would have told him.

so us representative of tennessee,
andy ogles,
could not contain his intrusive thoughts enough.
he went on X to throw salt on the gay parade for pride month.
i don’t recall us asking for his opinion,
nor did we realize he existed.
now he put a target on his back and the hunt for his hidden grindr begins.
they never learn,
do they?
my question to these kinds of straight jackals is always…




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