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hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage

   Published Date: September 10, 2026  Leave a Comment on hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage

one thing about jackals who don’t like you:

they gonna find a way to talk about you.

i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.

sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?

political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…

with commentary from hasan when he found out:

Hasan makes an appearance at the Republicans Midterm Convention
by
u/seakucumber in
LivestreamFail

imagine if they put his jumbo tail in the next slide on that jumbo-tron:

i bet grindr would fly off the handle.

lowkey: i wonder if most red hats like to be bent over and pounded mercilessly?
judging from what they voted for,
that might be a stupid question.

also lowkey: what is ted cruz talking about????



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