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was chris brown allegedly getting high or taking a booger out his nose?

celebs and alleged drug use go together like fat kids and cake.
this might be a shocker to some but…

Many of them are functioning addicts

i’ve heard stories of many of our favs getting high af.
being a celeb ain’t easy.
hell,
some of these attentionistos are getting high too.
there is a video of chris brown that has everyone talking today.
allegedly,
it’s chris doing alleged coke in a dallas club.
this is the video via “billboard atl“…

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tears of a clown and the other clown who comfort them

clown.
the entire clown college.
if amber guyger didn’t go to jail for killing botham jean,
we would have rioted.
she is a former officer who killed her upstairs neighbor by mistake.
why?
she thought he was in her apartment and he broke in.
she was actually in his.
she tried to use the weaponry of “white tears“…

 

…but the judge and jury were already quenched.
she was allegedly crying,
but no tears were coming down.
well thankfully she was found guilty today…

 

…but can we talk about another clown that was with her in the court room?
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it was robbin’, kidnappin’, and shit smearin’ season on grindr

the mask in the “grindr” logo should serve as a warning.

You truly don’t know who you’re meeting off that app.

it could be someone of your fantasies,
someone for “right now”,
or someone to ruin your whole life.
for these unlucky victims in the following story,
it happens to be the last one.
so we’ve fonted about the dangers of sex app sites in the past.
i’ve even put up “how-to” guides for our safety.
sometimes,
those guides don’t help when you’re blinded by “horny”.
a foxholer sent me another story about robberies off “grindr”,
but this time the forest is in dallas, texas

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So The Flu Is Out Here Claiming Fingers and Toes Now

this flu is out of control foxhole.
it’s having folks fingers and toes getting cut off.
you read right.
a foxholer sent me an article today that has me shooketh.
i’m two seconds from taking a bath in orange juice.
this is what “the daily mail” had to say…
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Tyler Perry Lays Those Hands On TD Jakes (Can He Lay Hands On Me Next?)

tyler-td-newsso while i was dealing with the funeral arrangements for mickey mouse,
i was watching td jakes church online this morning.
you know i like to get my word from my laptop.
praise jesus!
it was the potter’s house big mega fest weekend and this was the closing sunday service.
  tyler perry was there and he had some interesting stuff to say to the audience,
as well as get in the spirit and well…

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Dez Bryant Likes His Cake and Ice Cream From Different Colleges

tumblr_me8832kF0N1rkfyxlo1_1280life must be great for dez bryant, huh?
he has a problem.
… or does he?
dez has 2 vixens he is giving the pipe too.
he and that same pipe traveled to their college graduations,
where they uploaded pictures of him cheatin’ on instagram.
i swear instagram is the devil

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