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antonio brown was cuttin’ up and his team doctor had to hold his breath

as much as we see these fine males on social media,
we often forget one thing…

Males can be fuckin’ gross

don’t let the pecs,
  abs,
and perfect selfies fool you.
once weget comfortable around someone,
sometimes not,
we can cut tf up.
nfl baller wolf and professional drama king,
antonio brown,
was visiting his team doctor and did this for his ig stories…

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the trans vixen came like a tank for durrell babbs

tank.
tank.
tank.
you know i lust me some durrell babbs aka tank.
so in responding to mailk yoba’s “breakfast club” interview,
where malik spoke about his love for trans-vixens,
tank found himself allegedly getting exposed in the process.
he fonted this:

i didn’t take it in a negative tone.
well trans vixen,
shauna brooks,
did.
this is what she responded courtesy of “nique and nite“…

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nintendo switch wants to take you all the way back

the nintendo switch is an amazing device.
i don’t think folks give it much credit.
they are definitely trying to go further with it than other systems in nintendo’s past.
super nintendo” was a childhood fav for my friends and i.
i remember some of the games i played on that system.
 nintendo switch decided to bring back some of our childhoods last week…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

the beauty and the bullies

like the cool kids go past school,
so do bullies.
it’s amazing to me how bullies still have a place in society.
being nasty to others was something we looked down on before,
but if someone is real good at it,
it can make them a star.
at whatever age,
some folks will always be bullies.
others became bullies after being bullied.
they literally morphed into their oppressors.
this vixen as my job is being bullied and it truly breaks my heart

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don’t get in her uber if you’re gay


uber drivers may have rules in their vehicles.
some may require you to not speak to them.
others may want you to not eat/drink while headed to your destinations.
this one tho:

 …will tell you get out if you’re gay.
this lesbian couple:

found that out on the way to a concert over the weekend in camden county, new jersey.
this is the video via “the daily mail“…

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“president pussy ass bitch”: a haiku by chrissy teigen

why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

 

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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