Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

he was jumped and we all had a front row seat

in 2019,
in the age of “expose your whole shit“,
you’d think hyenas and jackals would think twice.
nope.
this video i saw on my twitter triggered tf outta me.
this is a warning before you go underneath.
it involves the youngin ^up above,
who goes by @keydayoungan___ on ig,
went viral because he was allegedly jumped at school in baltimore…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

oh, so this is t.i. biggest blunder?

yo,
i remember when t.i. first hit the scene,
i thought he soooooooo fine.
“whatever you like” always did for me:

of course,
he started opening his mouth and the dumbest shit would fly out.
he would pull up his thesaurus app just to sound smart.
the way he would allegedly treat tiny was gross to me too.
he fooled many with “t.i. and tiny: the hustle” reality show,
but i continued to peep game with him.
when he debuted iggy as his artist,
all i could think was:

“Oh great!
Two insufferables trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.
What did we do to deserve this?

he was so extra about it.
like,
he was trying to prove she was this talented rap-stress.
i still get a good laugh at this:

 

so when i read he fixed his mouth to say

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS WOW YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

the hybrid whose cheeks were the only thing getting clapped

we don’t really font about the hybrids in the foxhole.
you know i’m all for the foxes,
and we usually date the wolves,
but the hybrids need love too.
for those who don’t know what a hybrid it,
it’s a “verse” in the gay community.
for those who don’t know what a “vers” is…

Why are you here?

nah,
but that’s someone who “gives and receives” in a sexual relationship.
as i was going down my twitter timeline,
i saw a text thread that caught my attention.
it was from a twitter user named @_G3SUS.
i ended up posting it to my ig stories,
but i wanted to discuss with the foxhole…

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Posted in THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "EW" X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

tyler perry is about to help gay youth in a big way

tyler perry is giving all the way back.
as much as we all have our opinions on him,
i read something today that might change a few minds about where his heart is.
he wants to help battered vixens and gay youth.
this is what he had to say via “essence“…

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Posted in ...OR NAH? I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so joshua brown wasn’t killed for why we thought he might’ve been killed for?

sooooo we were all wrong in our suspicions about joshua brown?
there is no conspiracy theory?

as much as we’d love a good mystery in the “botham jean/amber guyger” case,
it seems that joshua brown was killed for something totally different.
according to “buzzfeed news“…

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