Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

he wanted to smoke a cigarette and smoke a pole while his wife was in the crib?

you never know what’s happening next door.
you think you know people until your security camera catches them

GIVING HEAD TO SOME STRANGER ON THE BACK PORCH.

sorry,
i had to go all caps,
but a foxholer sent me this on twitter and…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

la la anthony is about to be on her freshly divorced hot vixen summer shit

one thing about us cancers:

We will hang on to folks who are no good for us.

in the same breath,
folks who are no good for us love to hang on to us too.
they know we are loyal and some of us can be “nice“.
you’ll know when a cancer is truly fed tf up and over it.
our “move on” can be quiet but the next step is to:

Go inside our shells to sharpen our claws.

la la anthony has tried to hold onto her husband,
carmelo anthony.
even after he had ( x an alleged outside kid ),
la la still stuck by his side.
it seems she is finally done

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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (107)

i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" IT'S A DUB ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES UGH UM IM CONFUSED WOW X MARKS THE FOX

fredo_llh shows us what light skin, muscular, tatted up, droppin’ jailbird dick privilege is like

when fredo aka fredo_llh made his debut on marvin bienaime a few years ago,
i had a feeling he was gonna pop.
he is the “light skin,
muscular,
tatted up,
droppin’ jailbird dick” trope that tends to do well within the life.
as soon as he dropped an onlyfans,
he became the new “it wolf’ within many foxholes.
judging from his content,
it seems like there is nothing he won’t do for the bag.


i’m waiting for him to put the whole camera up his ass.
wellllllllllll…

i think he done put his fingers in his mouth after posting this on twitter…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE UGH UM IM CONFUSED WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? X MARKS THE FOX

according to shaggy, the gays are only committing hate crimes against each other in jamaica

i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,

that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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Posted in ...OR NAH? IT'S A DUB ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.

we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.


dayane cristina rodrigues machado
,
who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

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