is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.
i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?
( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you…

i come home last friday,
after a long day of work,
and i’m asked to sit down because we need to talk.
first thing i say to myself:

“what fuckin’ now?”

i’m told…

i bet boosie saw white males and trusted them off the skin color.
ya’ll know some black pineapples do that.

when you start seeing folks sucking’ on the orange penis out of nowhere,
i’m almost positive they are on their knees because they want something.
like most “getting down on ya knees for rich penis” stories,
it’s almost always transactional.

sidebar: how many of these folks gonna say they were only using the orange penis and weren’t actual supporters once this all ends?

“straight AF” not rapping jackal,
boosie,
got down on his knees to suck on the orange penis for a pardon.
unfortunately for him,
the orange penis didn’t cum through and ghosted him heavy after.
he got scammed out of 600k,
from jackals that “he thought” were connected to the orange penis.
this is big yikes via TMZ..

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.

“baby mama pregnant” btw.

like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”
my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,
and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…

even though king nate is straight,
my mouth would be on that BBP til lockjaw.

in my head,
and like many of us,
he wanted to suck on king nate’s BBP (big beautiful penis).
it was a whole thing in the Foxhole archives.
( x see it here )
with this following alleged reveal tho:

i already saw this cumming.
literally.

the F-BI sends me stuff about this attentionsto,
sir cuckington.
he allegedly had this to confession:

…yeah,
i’ve always thought he was strange,
but this right herrrreeeeeee…

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i still can’t believe this legit happened.

did we ever think we’d see a legit UFC fight on the white house lawn?

the knicks really blew the tires out of this event.
is this the same event all those performers pulled out of?
two things that i found interesting tho…