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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (99)

how do these fights even start?
is it the henny that starts to kick in?

hell,
they aren’t even fights,
but straight-up brawls.
“my money is on jackal in the orange…”
like,
tf?
is it me or when i see folks in real life i can’t stand in public settings,
i ignore tf outta them?
i’m good at ignoring someone for the rest of our time on earth.

its legit mariah kinds of “i don’t know her/him“.
there was another major brawl in atlanta,
but this time it’s against the onlyfans stars

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don’t act disgusted if you hear your favs are secretly voting for trump

it’s not a secret that many of our celeb favs are voting trump this election.
you would be silly to think otherwise.
it’s like how white vixens were so against trump,
but many of them secretly voted for him in last election.
diddy was talking about “holding our votes“,
but has changed his tune about voting trump out.
it’s being revealed they are/were good friends.
( x see that here )
the biggest celeb shocker to me is ice cube.
that was the plot twist i didn’t see this year.
he claims he went to the democrats for help and they ignored him.
50 was very honest about who he is voting for…

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king agu has been casted in the new role of attentionisto?

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king agu has really jumped out of the closet,
eh?
i have this thing that when you’re known for being mysterious,
you should give a little but still keep things lowkey.
imagine beyonce deciding to wake up one day and say:

“Fuck this!
Ima be an attentionista going forward!”

i’d be turned tf off.
some folks truly do better being a mystery.
it adds to their hype even if they’re wack or boring af.
even tho we have seen agu naked af,
there was still this mystery about him that was really sexy.
ever since he got with his new boo,
joey...
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jeffree star adds another bbc to his collection

jeffree star would be the perfect villain in a jordan peele movie tbh.
in my head,
the title of it would be called:

BBC

it’d be about a white hyena who get his energy from fuckin’ black males.
he’d drain the very essence that makes being black amazing.
once he does that,
he’d kill them and then move onto the next.
morbid af,
i know,
but sounds like a good ass movie.
well in real life,
jeffree went from andre marhold to another alleged bbc

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when you’re caught getting that big mack truck being parked in your parking garage for onlyfans

when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
chicago“.

If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.

you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:

Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!

with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…

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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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