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the worst case of being ghosted i’ve seen in a while

dating in this life isn’t easy.
it’s the one process that i always hated doing.
i know that if i want companionship or dick,
it has to be done.
it’s been so much games tho,
i stopped doing it.
you think you meet someone amazing and…

this morning,
i was doing my regular twitter scroll and came across this.
it made me feel triggered af

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apparently, chace crawford fills out his role well in “the boys”

i always thought “nate” was cute on “gossip girl“.
he was played by chace crawford.
i haven’t really seen chace since “gossip girl” ended.
apparently,
he’s on a show called “the boys” on amazon prime video.
in a 2020 promo calendar sent out by “amazon”,
it seems chace is blessed in more ways than one via “the daily mail“…
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sam smith lets his inner “hot girl” out for the summer

sam smith certainly is different now from his debut.
how ironic i was scrolling on twitter this morning and came across this video:

i haven’t been keeping up with sam as of late,
but compared to his past songs,
i hated this one.
last songs i heard from him was “pray” and “baby, you make me crazy“.
i’m way behind.
sorry,
my music has gotten real ratchet as of late.
i mean he can’t always sing about heartbreak and emotional destruction.
well he posted this on his ig and well…
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the ultimate bed for a lot of chillin’ and netflix

the future is here foxhole.
we are almost like “the jetsons“.
we just need some flying cars and the ability to teleport.
we almost there tho.
how would you feel about this bed:

cute set up,
right?
well a foxholer sent me why this is the ultimate bed for “netflix and full chill“...
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as long as nicki minaj is on a “top 50 list”, she is good

so nicki minaj is on a roll again.
i could understand if it made any type of sense,
but none whatsoever.
so allegedly,
she threw shots at cardi during her time on “the joe budden podcast“.
this is what one of her stans posted

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this isn’t happy hour for don lemon today

dammit don and just when you found happiness too.
well that dog is looking at don lemon as the rest of us are.
he found himself in an alleged scandal and lawsuit today.
according to the “new york post“…
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