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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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victoria monet isn’t ready yet?

i’m not even gonna hold you but…

I literally listened to a Victoria Monet album for the first time last week.

 her song,
moment:

 

…popped up on a playlist and i “really heard it“.
sometimes,
your spirit isn’t ready yet.
i checked out her album,
jaguar,
and realized i’ve been missing out.
i only know of victoria because she bagged:

On Friday, February 26, the singer-songwriter announced that she and John Gaines welcomed their first child, a sweet baby girl. Victoria shared her daughter’s presence in the world with a close-up photo holding her newborn’s hand, and used her caption to reveal the baby’s name: Hazel Monét Gaines. Victoria also noted that Hazel was born on February 21, adding, “Mommy and Daddy love you so much!”, , PHOTOS TAKEN WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/gainsbygaines/

… fine-ass wolf,
john gaines jr.
she just came out with her second album,
jaguar II,
two weeks ago but fans thought she’d perform at the vmas.
mtv curved and told her…

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your friend can be good to you and be a complete d!ck to someone else

when we are friends with someone,
we always see the “good” in them.
we ignore the truth because we want to show loyalty.
when they get caught up in some bs,
we don’t want to believe it because they are our friends.
we think about how good they were to US.
we don’t want to imagine one of our friends could be a monster.
two things can be true at the same time.

Someone can be a friend to us
Someone can be a monster to someone else

i’ve noticed it with some gay males over the years…

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you are fluent in maga because you get to be a big ol mean girlie?

about a year ago,
i had someone i was close to me say:

“See,
Trump tried to tell ya’ll…”

and be “tried to tell us“,
it had something to do with wearing masks and the rona.
another friend told me they miss how entertaining trump was on twitter.
i had another friend proudly say the rona wasn’t real and no one died.
something to do with it being a hoax.
what they all told me without telling me:

He put a freshly charged battery on people’s backs.

he showed the forests it was okay to say what you wanted,
be as vile as you wanted,
and to leap if someone wanted it.
look at how he spoke to various reporters:

 

so by following him and his ways,
many of these froggies lept to their dooms but the fact still remains:

He awakened the jackals in many people.

some of my friends are included in this jackal uprising too.
danny collins used to be fluent in maga.
he explains what it was about trump that he loved on his tiktok…

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raz b wants to seduce you in maga and mega man boots

raz b got dealt a bad hand.
this industry chewed him up and spit him out.
because of this,
i feel like he suffers from severe mental illness.
it entertains and keeps his name in the digital papers.
the foxhole flooded my box with this recent video raz posted on ig…

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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?

i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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