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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (103)

they really felt they were part of some revolution during that terrorist attack at the capitol building last week.
it was extremely “trailer” and not a good look for all involved.
a foxholer sent me the following video with this title in the email:

“He’s makin’ us potheads look reaaally pathetic… smdh”

the foxholer said that because

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is young buck the alleged reason a trans vixen’s booty got fat?

trans vixens will always let you know they’re real vixens,
but they still out males who sleep with them for being “gay”.
i’m often confused when i hear these stories.
anyhoo,
there comes a point in your life when it’s time to say:

“I keep getting caught up and it’s with the same scenario.
It might be time for me to live my truth.”

living one’s truth doesn’t mean it’s some declaration on social media.
it simply means:

“I like what I like and I have no insecurities about it.”

is it time for young buck to alleged live his truth?
he keeps allegedly getting caught up with trans vixens and they keep outing him.
he had an interview on “vladtv” denying being involved with any trans vixens in the past:

and the survey says

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Posted in IT'S A DUB JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

flash brown has (another) announcement on his onlyfans

every single foxholer has been hitting me up:

“So what happened to that Flash Brown thing?”

i was asking the same thing.
remember he had a huge announcement about an infamous sex scene on the way.
( x see it here )
i know nothing went down because the foxhole didn’t send the smoke signal.
a foxholer sent me this update from his onlyfans tho…

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deep fried pussy: a cooking tutorial from azealia banks

*the following entry is rated demonic.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i had to have my assistant sage the foxhole for the following story.
so uh foxhole,
i was sent this story from the pretty vixen and a foxholer at the same time this morning.
i was left speechless.
i am still speechless.
azealia banks decided to dig up her dead cat to cook it.
yes,
you read correctly and i come with videos/pics

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barbie and her new lady friend are gonna invite us over to the dollhouse for pot roast

barbie.
the legend.
the icon.
the lesbian?
i mean she done had all kinds of jobs and careers.
she was a better president than the one we had for four years.
it was a “what’s next?” on barbie’s list and it seems it’s lesbianism…

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foxmail: i had a threesome with my friend and his man, they want more, but i’m good! HALP!

FOXMAIL

Hey J,
Is FoxMail still a thing???
Well, hopefully, it is… But first off, let me say Happy New Year. May this year hold everything you want and grant all that you need.
Secondly, thank you for you. I’ve legit grown up with the foxhole.
Ok, the T: I had a threesome with one of my friends and his boyfriend a few weeks ago.
I’m 32 but it was also my first time ever doing anything beyond kissing. Period. They knew this and I felt I was ready. And. It. Was. Fucking. Amazing. I was ready to not be a virgin and quite honestly, the pandemic had been a doing a number on me. I hadn’t so much as danced with anyone since February and thought at least this way I could be with someone I knew and trusted. However, I am not interested in being a throuple or in a regular ménage a trios situation. It was one (well, two) and done for me and now my friend (also 32) and his BF (a young ass 45) are trying to make this a thing and will not let it go. I’m honestly not interested and just wanna be a freak with MY boyfriend whenever I get one.
I just want my friend back sans any sex.

Did I mess up royally by blurring these lines?

MY ANSWER…

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