hi,
i’d like a mortgage,
please?
well you can ask that when you fuck around on “onlyfans”.
sex work is here to stay and we’ll all just have to deal.
a. q. miller is on “onlyfans”.
i know you’re like “who?“.
he’s cute,
tall,
and has a pretty nice pipe.
so i’m sure folks are gravitating to his content.
well if you ever wanted to know how they pay these folks on onlyfans,
he showed us how much jimmy smacks (who is also on onlyfans) makes and gets paid…
Continue reading “let’s go get an onlyfans so we can get a mortgage and a drug dealer car!” →

i love rihanna with a passion,
but i didn’t hop on the fenty skin wave like everyone else.
it’s not because i don’t support my bajan sis,
but i am on a particular skin care regiment that is high key working.
skincare isn’t like makeup.
even with make up,
you use the wrong product,
and it will break you out.
someone on twitter posted pictures of what happened while allegedly using fenty skin.
well…
Continue reading “read this before you start being all dramatic if fenty skin jacks your skin up” →

oh now its about to be really over…
i’m sure half of the united states has an onlyfans.
the way this country is going,
the other half might be contemplating some light work on there.
well a big celeb is about to make their debut on onlyfans and well…
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lebron james is an alpha wolf,
you read me?
he has a strong presence that cannot be denied.
this video of him walking turned me inside out the other day…

the bow legs.
the stride.
the tail.
the bde.
halp.
i didn’t even peep or care about his little man-bag in his hand.
well this jackal did:

his name is aubrey huff and he is a “protestor of toxic masculinity“.
well this is what he had to say about king james…
Continue reading “lebron james loves his man bags and aubrey huff is gonna have to learn to deal” →

its one thing to watch someone you’re interested in on social media.
i’m guilty of this.
we all are.
in this social media forest,
if the person’s page is public,
you can pretty much witness the peep show that is “their life“.
we wake up and go to bed with you.
we know what you like to eat and where you work out.
we know when you’re single and when you’re in a relationship.
hell,
with enough sleuthing,
we can figure out whose cheeks you’re clapping/clapping your cheeks.
it’s all good when it’s on your phone or laptop,
but when someone starts getting obsessed and it’s takes it offline…

…that’s where the problem is born.
cutie and attentionisto,
mar’lo poindexter,
has a stalker.
he addressed it on his ig stories…
Continue reading “stop stalking me” →

everyone meet the new “cleo” in “set it off“.
i would font this is a good copy with the cornrows.
well that’s andrew caldwell aka mr “i’m delivert“.
who knew he had paws tho?

its always the un-suspecting ones,
although andrew gives me a strong “ticky boom“.
andrew was in a bit of an altercation in the forests yesterday.
two white jackals called him the “n” word and he had to bring them to glory…
Continue reading “andrew caldwell had to delivert an ass whuppin’” →