he looks ultra dusty.
yuck.
ain’t no amount of horny in the forests…

ya’ll have sent me some disturbing shit in my Foxhole,
but this one took the whole cake for me.
i always wonder what goes on in people’s homes.
they may look great on the outside,
but sometimes,
we are surrounded by real monsters.

this includes males we meet off sites for sex to host in their homes.

we don’t know who they dun’ killed up in their homes,
or if they gonna kill us in their homes.
^that one dust bunny hyena up there to wanted to fuck so bad off grindr…

they say you can tell in the eyes.
some say they can tell when you are starkly religious and they find your alleged grindr.
i keep fonting to The Foxhole (or to anyone with eyes and ears):

The best sex can come from another male who is problematically religious or has been struggling in silence with his sexuality.

they will take all that aggression with their private parts on you in secret.
dating is a HAYLE NAH but sign me up for a few 11pm to 3am entertainment sessions.
hell,
as kids,
we started experimenting with other church kids because we were told it was a sin.
the straight cubs i knew in church started having sex early with vixens.
you already know all the “got caught” or “got pregnant” stories.

i watched the following clip the other day.
it featured shane winnings,
the CEO of promise winnings in gainesville, GA.
he was talking about how gen z males have become more religious.

but it was the alleged comments that had me on a mid-day scroll…

Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.

they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.
for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine…

When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.

acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…

Imagine linkin’ with someone with this accessory in Paris during the Olympics?
In the forest of hook up apps and not truly knowing who is behind the profile,
it is possible to link with someone for a good time.
You think you’re meeting a regula civilian and don’t realize you’re getting worked out by a baller wolf/fox/hybrid.

so what a time to be a DL baller wolf during the olympics right now!
if you’re lucky to live in paris,
and close to the olympic village,
you could probably get on grindr and…

NOT

...link with any baller wolf looking to get off.
nope.
uh uh.
you’re probably gonna be out of luck.
grindr did something pretty dope for gay/bi baller wolves/foxes/hybrids,
who are either out or in via their blog on their website…

13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.

one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…

when the pandemic went into overdrive,
many people had to readjust their lives.
many of my friends had to turn their homes into offices.
their kid’s bedrooms became a classroom.
don’t even get me started on those who worked while on vacation.
it was confusing like,
“how is this gonna work?“,
but everyone adjusted and figured it out.
so much so…

They started to like it.
They started to love it.

they realized they didn’t need to be in an office to get work done.
they could be home,
do their jobs,
and still have a work/life balance.
none of these jobs went bankrupt during the panny as they feared.
some jobs did tremendously well tbh.
the same ceos who were preaching “wfh!” are now changing their tunes.
apparently,
that is what is happening at grindr…

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