every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.
as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.
nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.
labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…
respectfully:
it would have been hard trying not to get arrested for being a hooker.
sidebar: i wonder how much of them racked up pussy out there yesterday?
…or the ones who were in the mood for foxhole?
SIGH.
i font ya’ll all the time that some hunters are FIONE,
but the issue is that “FIONE” and “CRAZY AF” are way too synonymous with them.
don’t get me wrong,
there are some hunters who i’m sure are stand up gentlemen.
they lead by example but the others:
they use their powers for evil.
they will beat you,
stalk you,
and/or and have their entire department torment you.
you can’t even escape because they will find you.
their access to your personal info is what makes them scary.
not to mention,
a majority of them love a red hat.
…IYKYK.
ain’t that right,
laverne?
sidebar: i don’t GAF how FIONE you are,
if you are a hunter and also a red hat,
we have nothing else to font about.
so he better lie and hope a fox doesn’t carry out an investigation because i’m sus on him.
my late Mother did it right when it came to hunters.
at her job,
many of them knew and liked her,
but she kept them as allies.
i know there was white one who was really into her that she mentioned briefly,
but i don’t think it went anywhere serious.
i think he came to her funeral but i can’t remember.
with them,
it’s best to be cool rather than start out as a bonafide hooker.
…and even still,
you gotta be careful.
so these hunters can live in our fantasies,
getting banged in the backseat of their cars,
glory hole’d in alleys,
or getting bent over the hood while wearing his uniform…
…but stay woke.
the horror stories outrun the positive ones.
lowkey: not gonna hold you,
i thought this was WW.
when i font i had to do a triple take.
him as a hunter tho and that flash of jealousy and pettiness tho?
nopes.
