Category: OOF!
van lift stuff but we had to get a few things off his chest

^this is how i know van aka @vanliftstuff.
when you go on his twitch stream,
you’ll probably see “dead by daylight” and “massive biceps“.
i’m not complaining because i love the view.
this is what he actually looks like:

unfortunately,
a F-BI fonted to me something that shocked me about van.
they said that van was being alleged homophobic with his twitch chat.

i was taken aback because he was always cool when we have fonted.
so as you know,
if i have access to you,
i’ll send you a message about any allegations.
i posted a story and @ him today because that is usually the fox signal.
i like to get to the top of the story.
van and i had a chat about it and this is what he had to font…
so i watched “swipe right on the devil” and wow…

i always find it eerie when someone’s posts their final pic,
tweet,
or status message before their untimely death.
sydney loofe was on her way for a second date with who she thought was “the one”,
but didn’t realize that would be the last night she would be alive.
she was found cut up in pieces in 13 trash bags on the side of the highway.
i was creeped out while watching a hulu docuseries,
“swipe right on the devil“,
and it had me shook at like 3am.
it was only 3 episodes but i had to finish.
she met her end matching with psychopaths on on tinder,
but the entire docuseries takes you down a crazy rabbit hole.
as they were looking for her body,
all kinds of other wild shit was happening too.
there was a main thought on my mind that stood out while watching…
when your last name is cure but the allegations say otherwise

i kid.
i kid.
its actually quite shocking the amount of people who have herpes at this moment.
they say over 50% of people have oral herpes,
but 1 in 8 people have genital herpes.
unlike other STDS,
you can catch herpes with a condom.
its important to tell folks your status before they sleep with you.
you hide it,
give someone something they didn’t ask for,
and the whole forest ends up knowing cause you got hit with a lawsuit.
sidebar: its like when DL hyenas hurt someone for telling their secret,
but now everyone ends up knowing the secret cause his dumb ass got arrested.
acting wolf,
travis cure,
allegedly gave someone herpes and is getting sued over it (via tmz)…
you can’t pay for your friend’s first class ticket being worth 100 million? copy.

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.
we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:
“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.
also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…
julian taylor morris didn’t think 2026 was when they’d come collect him

i love when the Foxohole has a past story that gets a update,
especially a good “we know whodunit“.
we lovvvvvvvvvvvve a good whodunit round dese hind parts.
if i’m lucky,
many of ya’ll got the inside scoop too.
we all thought julian taylor morris dun it.
remember ( x this story ) when his late manz,
deundray cottrell,
turned up dead in a shed and julian’s first instinct was to go missing.
sidebar: that is always the first sign of guilt for me.
yo ass should be at the station cooperating with law enforcement.
putting on the track shoes and skipping town?

julian comes back,
IG update a new manz,
and is all over rih’s social media like he got a new attitude.
well one thing hyenas don’t realize is:
the F-BI gon’ F-BI.
they think they got away with it,
but the F-BI is building a case.
they are watching everything so when they come knocking,
they got enough evidence to bring the whole house of cards down.
it seems julian’s alleged house of cards came down cause via “foxatlanta“…
hasan piker might be responsible for the recent grindr outage

one thing about jackals who don’t like you:
they gonna find a way to talk about you.
i always found it funny that males were “straight”,
but my gay ass was always the topic of their conversations.
i should have really been the meek mill to their dreams and nightmares.
sidebar: you ever wonder how many DL males you could have had because they were interested,
but because you stayed in defensive mode,
you didn’t properly read the signs?
political streaming wolf,
hasan piker,
always got the red hats all hot ‘n’ bothered.
you know its serious when they had him,
in his drawz,
on the big screen of the ’26 dallas republican convention…




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