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frank ocean wants you getting it in with prep+ tonight

 frank ocean wants to make sure you’re all having safe sex.
he knows you like to club as well,
so why not involve the two?
i hope this is the case with a party he’s throwing in the city tonight.
you’ll never guess what he’s calling it…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI X MARKS THE FOX

don’t be fooled by the blackout we got

i wasn’t scared.
growing up in new yawk,
we always gotta be prepared for the unexpected.
i know one thing

I was VEX AF with how the MTA was running

that’s not new tho…

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Posted in WOW X MARKS THE FOX

daddy, invite me over to your penthouse for pot roast

i use to want to live in a penthouse in the city.
dreams,
i know.
the rent to live in manhattan is disrespect at the highest level.
as you know,
i’ve been looking at a ton of crib videos as of late.
a foxholer sent me a video of a gorgeous penthouse in the city.
the price tho…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (86)

new yawk.
where things can go “wtf?” in two seconds.
one of the things about new yawk is the live entertainment.
we never bored out here.
always some shit going on.
whether it’s in the train or in the forest.
so this happened somewhere in the bx…
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It’s The Most Wonderful Terrorist Attack of The Year! (Fa La La La La Laaaaa La La)

“IMA BE LATE FOR WORK?!!!!”

that was all that was going through my mind this morning.
right after my home-wolf texted me with…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

When Gentrification Goes Wrong and Gets Racist On The MTA

we don’t play out here in new yawk.
being belligerent and racist will get the paws on you real quick.
this snow jackal on the L train was both of those things.
he learned real quick via baller alert
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