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the rona is trying to destroy new yawk

this rona is really real.
like,
i don’t understand why folks aren’t taking this serious.
new yawk is looking like a war zone with this shit.
i saw this article just now via “the post“…

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if you see me in a body condom, you won’t have to wonder why

i’ll take that body condom in a size “m“.
thanks!
it has arrived.
i was waiting for the news report,
but it came via “twitter” instead.
that is my favorite place to get news.
well you know all of us in new yawk are vex af because of this.
it was only a matter of time but…

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frank ocean wants you getting it in with prep+ tonight

 frank ocean wants to make sure you’re all having safe sex.
he knows you like to club as well,
so why not involve the two?
i hope this is the case with a party he’s throwing in the city tonight.
you’ll never guess what he’s calling it…

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don’t be fooled by the blackout we got

i wasn’t scared.
growing up in new yawk,
we always gotta be prepared for the unexpected.
i know one thing

I was VEX AF with how the MTA was running

that’s not new tho…

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daddy, invite me over to your penthouse for pot roast

i use to want to live in a penthouse in the city.
dreams,
i know.
the rent to live in manhattan is disrespect at the highest level.
as you know,
i’ve been looking at a ton of crib videos as of late.
a foxholer sent me a video of a gorgeous penthouse in the city.
the price tho…
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