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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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the mole people are taking over new yawk (and they are driving the rich folks outta here)

Day of Outrage demonstration at the Jay Street-Borough Hall subway station following the Howard Beach verdict on December 21, 1987 in which three defendants were found guilty of manslaughter in the death of Michael Griffith who was beaten and chased by a white mob onto a highway where he was struck by a car. © Ricky Flores

one of my home-wolves asked me last night if i could move anywhere in new yawk,
where would i go?
without a doubt,
i said “bk“.
he told me i was wyldin’.
he said bk has gotten violent af and he from there.
i responded:

“Um homie,
all of NY has gotten violent af.”

new yawk seems to be reverting back to how it was back in the day.
apparently,
there is heavy mole people problem down in the upper west side via “the post“…

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why did tyrese devon haspil chop up and behead his former boss?

tyrese devon haspil.
a handsome young 21 year old hyena.
like,
super villain type of hyena.
he was a personal assistant since he was 16 to tech ceo,
fahim saleh.

well tyrese is accused of killing fahim,
which is the talk of the tech forests right now.
this is how it was done via “intelligencer“…

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the rona is trying to destroy new yawk

this rona is really real.
like,
i don’t understand why folks aren’t taking this serious.
new yawk is looking like a war zone with this shit.
i saw this article just now via “the post“…

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if you see me in a body condom, you won’t have to wonder why

i’ll take that body condom in a size “m“.
thanks!
it has arrived.
i was waiting for the news report,
but it came via “twitter” instead.
that is my favorite place to get news.
well you know all of us in new yawk are vex af because of this.
it was only a matter of time but…

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frank ocean wants you getting it in with prep+ tonight

 frank ocean wants to make sure you’re all having safe sex.
he knows you like to club as well,
so why not involve the two?
i hope this is the case with a party he’s throwing in the city tonight.
you’ll never guess what he’s calling it…

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