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dababy will be refereed to as “dadownbad” (or “dadownbadbaby”?)

you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?

 that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:

 

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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.

right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…

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he was pretty, made “you can do it!” ig videos, and was allegedly lusting after the kiddies? (christian burton)

when pretty folks or “those who should know better” do dumb shit,
we often forget that they are human.
no matter how many muscles we have,
or make “you can do it!” tweets,
there can be legit monsters living underneath.
christian burton,
a member of the little rock fire department in arkansas,
had the bawdy and the “you can do it!” ig videos:

could end up allegedly doing this

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i haven’t seen the hive destroy someone’s booty butt cheeks with their stingers in a while (trick daddy, you’re up!)

is trick daddy drunk?
i always ask if someone is drunk when they do/say something dumb af.
trick daddy is quoted saying on clubhouse via “billboard“:

“Beyoncé f— with her because she see money. Beyoncé ain’t trying to give back to music or nothin’. Beyoncé don’t write music and barely can sing her motherf—in’ self. Beyoncé can’t sang!” he’s heard arguing as Trick continues to validate his claims by saying his godmother is the one who gave the singer-songwriter vocal lessons throughout her decades-spanning career.

so he’s saying his godmother was a terrible teacher.
if she was giving b singing lessons and trick thinks she still can’t sing,
doesn’t that reflect more poorly on his godmother?
even tho it’s his opinion,
he is buggin’.
you know the hive went ballistic and did this…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (107)

i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one

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fredo_llh shows us what light skin, muscular, tatted up, droppin’ jailbird dick privilege is like

when fredo aka fredo_llh made his debut on marvin bienaime a few years ago,
i had a feeling he was gonna pop.
he is the “light skin,
muscular,
tatted up,
droppin’ jailbird dick” trope that tends to do well within the life.
as soon as he dropped an onlyfans,
he became the new “it wolf’ within many foxholes.
judging from his content,
it seems like there is nothing he won’t do for the bag.


i’m waiting for him to put the whole camera up his ass.
wellllllllllll…

i think he done put his fingers in his mouth after posting this on twitter…

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did baller, ismemen etute, beat jerry smith to death because he got head from a male?

i stay confused when straight wolves claim they were “tricked” into sex by another male/trans,
but i’ve realized that:

Some males,
whether straight or gay,
are really dumb and desperate when it comes to sex.

fuck first; ask questions later.
that is the story of the 18-year-old pre-baller wolf from virginia tech,
ismemen etute.
he beat 40-year-old,
jerry smith


to death because he felt he was tricked into sex via “roanoke“…

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