the barbie vixen is on a new tour called “presidential”

i like the phrase,
“two things can be true at the same time“.
in some cases,
three things.

the barbie vixen is one of the most talented female rappers of this generation and:

she completely took a fat shit on her base aligning with the person who runs this country

its some of the comments under “the neighborhood talk” posts for me…

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todrick hall finds love in a slave master?

i find white wolves attractive,
but i never thought of being a self hater in my attraction.
i find all males attractive in general,
but if i was to date a white wolf,
it would strictly be off vibes and energy.

it’s never because he has white cause you know,
some of these jackals date a complexion rather than a person.

todrick hall has always been strange to me.
we have fonted about him in the past,
but an F-BI sent me a recent update about his new play,
“midnight“.
its a whole production about…

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when your last name is cure but the allegations say otherwise

i kid.
i kid.

its actually quite shocking the amount of people who have herpes at this moment.
they say over 50% of people have oral herpes,
but 1 in 8 people have genital herpes.
unlike other STDS,
you can catch herpes with a condom.
its important to tell folks your status before they sleep with you.
you hide it,
give someone something they didn’t ask for,
and the whole forest ends up knowing cause you got hit with a lawsuit.

sidebar: its like when DL hyenas hurt someone for telling their secret,
but now everyone ends up knowing the secret cause his dumb ass got arrested.

acting wolf,
travis cure,
allegedly gave someone herpes and is getting sued over it (via tmz)…

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you can’t pay for your friend’s first class ticket being worth 100 million? copy.

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.

we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:

“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.

also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…

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oh hi officer, arrest me, i’m a hooker

every year,
during some parade or event in the summer,
NYPD brings out it’s brightest and it’s finest.

as much as we know the hunters are a risk,
it gets hard AF.
literally.

nothing is sexier than a wolf in uniform that cums with benefits.

labor day weekend of 2026,
NYPD was out in full force at the parade down in BK and well…

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the NFL player who got (his 1.3 million) tricked on

you know what i think catches up folks on rih social media?

the need to broadcast the outcomes from their crimes.

from the cheating to the stealing,
the “keep yo shit off social media” types can’t help themselves.
i love that for them because it gives me something to font about.
first of all,
this following story had me so vex.
every time something new comes out about it,
i’m like:

what?
what?
whattttttttttttt?

this is about daejon love,
the scamming jackal who claimed he was a baller wolf,
who played for the 49ers,
and none of that even exists.
its the helmet while practicing drills on the beach for me:

who did he think was gonna tackle him?
a crab?
a seagull?
king triton?
like,
what?

may this level of pathological liar never find me:

well his mugshot was released today and…

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