so i saw the trailer for the whitney biopic, “i wanna dance with somebody”, and well…

it’s going to be hard to do anything biopic about whitney houston.

1 – Who can truly embody and play Whitney?
2 – The stans are going to rip it apart piece by piece.

it’s going to be:

i saw the trailer for the new whitney movie,
i wanna dance with somebody“,
and…

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ya’ll wanna be pokemon trainers catching all these diseases and pandemics

“One thing the Powers That Be could count on is promiscuity and humanities inability to temper their sexual behavior.” Khalil31

the powers that b know that many of us are idiots.
they know what traps to set and how some of us fall in each time.
why lift a finger when they know how people will react and respond?
you tell us one thing and we will fight to do the opposite.
we will whine and complain about our rights to protect our safety.
some are arguing the recent stats about monkeypox are homophobic.
it’s really ridiculous and all could be prevented.
imagine catching the trifecta of pokmemon
and you can take that how you will…

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the young victim in the r. kelly sex tape is talking and well…

r. kelly‘s sex tape was the talk of the hood when it dropped.

Do we ever know the lore on how this sex tape even got exposed?

my homeboy at the time got the copy from his older cousin.
they were selling this shit on the streets.
i thought it was gonna be r. kelly with an older vixen.
nope.
everyone was shocked by how r. kelly was eating one vixen’s ass.
the next part of the tape was the most disturbing.

It was a young ass girl getting peed on and peeing on some table.
I remember seeing how detached she looked in her eyes as he peed on her.

it was fuckin gross and i couldn’t even finish it.
she looked like a legit child.
when i would condemn him for his role in this tape,
people told me:

“Well,
she is a fast-ass little girl.”

“Um,
she is a kid and she clearly looks like one!”

“She was acting grown enough to have sex. “

hmm.
years after the tape dropped and r. kelly got a surge in popularity,
i started talking to a wolf online from chicago.
he told me that the victim was still messing with r. kelly.
allegedly,
people in her family were on his payroll and turned a blind eye.
that victim in the tape,
who happens to be the singer sparkle‘s niece:

…is finally speaking out about all she went through in court.
per yahoo

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orlando brown lets us know diddy allegedly gave him something…

orlando brown is out of control.
his tour of “let the tea pour” has been an interesting one.
he has given us a warm cup about trey songz,
nick cannon,
and bow wow.
this is the next alleged reveal on his “they did what to who?” list…

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donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?

i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder

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everyone turned trainerjosh bi over smackin’ his homeboy’s ass

everyone meet the latest hoochie daddy shorts ambassadors.
“hi,
i’m a hoe”.
this is also a good time to font about:

How To Let People Create Their Own Narrative About Your Sexuality by Your Response

so in this photo are two wolves we will talk about.
wolf a,
trainerjosh,
was at the carnival in st. lucia with his wolf pack.
wolf b decided to get behind a vixen to give her some dry jooks.
trainerjosh was recording and…

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